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Just a passing through veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On your couch. Yes?
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You know what happens when it's late at night, and you start talking about possible movie plots with the local Mage of the Mauve Persuasion?
You don't? It's a trip and a half. Code:
Mauve: You put such effort into your work. 1:02 AM me: Well yeah. What else would I use it for? Studying? 1:03 AM That'd be a GOOD use of my time. Mauve: And nobody wants that! me: Damn straight! That could lead to being mature, responsible adult. Mauve: * shudders * 1:04 AM And that is the first step down the road to destruction. me: And I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy. After that you start getting hair cuts. A mortgage. Three kids and a minivan. Mauve: THE HORRORS!!! 1:05 AM That... that can't even be _legal_. It's too terrifying! And wrong! 1:06 AM me: Exactly! But they inflict these tortures on us, and why? Because THEIR parents did the exact same thing to them! WE NEED TO BREAK THE CYCLE! Mauve: !!!! 1:07 AM BRING OUT THE TANKS!! AND... LIKE... CANNONS AND STUFF! AND A LASER! HECK, FIFTY LASERS! me: WHY STOP AT FIFTY! MAKE IT AN EVEN HUNDRED! We'll get trained gorillas on the lasers! And dolphins! They're smart at this shit! Mauve: COMMANDO dolphins! YES! 1:08 AM me: WITH HEATBEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS, AND FURY IN THEIR HEARTS! Mauve: And knives! Taped to their flippers!!! With duct tape! 1:09 AM me: They'll cut you! They'll cut you so bad, you'll wish they hadn't cut you so bad! And we'll have David Bowie bringing in the rear, since he doesn't stand for this conformist crap. Mauve: We'll launch him at our enemies with a KICK ASS TREBUCHET!! 1:10 AM Because trebuchets are better than catapults simply because of their name. I'm probably misspelling it. but oh well. GUIDED DAVID BOWIE MISSILES!!! me: And he'll transform into an owl and divebomb into people's faces! BECAUSE THAT'S SO WHAT HE WOULD DO. 1:11 AM Mauve: An owl with makeup. me: And he'll lead his goblin forces against the tyranny that is "Adulthood" Mauve: And they'll sing! me: Sing and Dance! JUMP MAGIC JUMP! Mauve: Dance magic dance!!!!! XD Ninja'd. me: And then we'll all sit down for a nice coffee break. Mauve: And lo, our enemies shall TREMBLE!!! because we have better coffee! 1:12 AM me: DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO! We're young and hip! They're old and stale! Mauve: WE ARE THE FUTURE!! me: And we shall overcome! And we shall taste victory! Mauve: Tastes like... strawberry! me: With a hint of vanilla. 1:13 AM But just a tiny bit of vanilla. Mauve: Because too much ruins the potency of the victory. It's a delicate balance. me: Of course, of course. 1:14 AM And then, the world will be filled with glee over the breaking of the shackles of our forefathers. Until the time comes that the rent is due. Mauve: And then the shit hits the fan. 1:15 AM me: And then we have to go get jobs. And haircuts. And mortgages. And three kids and a minivan. Mauve: NO!!! OH GOD NO!! WE BECOME THE ENEMY! me: And the cycle continues! WE CAN NEVER ESCAPE!!! Mauve: I DON'T WANT TO BE MIDDLE AGED AND OLD! me: I WANNA LIVE HARD AND DIE YOUNG! 1:16 AM Mauve: I'D RATHER NOT DIE YOUNG BUT LIVING HARD SOUNDS RELATIVELY APPEALING DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE CONSEQUENCES!! me: WE GOTTA JUMP MOTORBIKES OVER SHARKS RAFT DOWN WHITEWATER RAPIDS WITH ONLY A SURFBOARD AND A POLE 1:17 AM Mauve: AND THE MOTORBIKES WILL BE MADE OF LIVE LIONS!! me: YEAH! LIONBIKES!!! Mauve: WE WIN! AUTOMATICALLY! ....although the World Wildlife Fund and PETA might make us their number one enemies... 1:18 AM me: Up yours, Peta! Even the animals don't love you! They LIKE being ridden over sharks! And sharks enjoy people jumping over them! They love the attention! Mauve: It's excitement!! Don't you think ANIMALS want to live EXTREEEEEME lives too!?!? 1:19 AM TRY THINKING ABOUT THE ANIMALS FOR A CHANGE!! 1:20 AM me: Yeah, Peta! They don't wanna get rescued from trucks! Trucks are awesome! Mauve: And so are lions! So lions and vehicles are NATURALLY COMPATIBLE WITH ONE ANOTHER. Sheez. 1:21 AM me: Lions are lazy. They love rides. LOVE. THEM. 1:22 AM Mauve: Think how much easier lionesses could hunt prey if they rode motorcycles! AND CARRIED GUNS! It would be like Biker Babes of the Savannah, taking down random elephant gangsters who get in the way of Leonine Progress!! The Discovery Channel's ratings would go through the roof. me: And the male lion? He doesn't need to hunt. 1:23 AM BECAUSE HE'S A CYBORG. And a ninja! Ninja Cyborg Pirate Lion! Mauve: WITH A ROBOTIC EYE THAT SHOOTS LASERS!! PYEEW PYEEW!_ Dead rhino!! me: HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO CHASE AFTER THEM THAT'S WHAT ROCKET-LAUNCHING FANGS ARE FOR!!! 1:24 AM Mauve: But then due to his inactivity, he gets blood clots in his legs and dies. CHAOS REIGNS as the Lion Clan tears itself apart in the fight to find a new leader. The Lioness Biker Babes grow weary of the arguing and go rogue, becoming freelance mercenaries for the Cheetas. 1:25 AM The remaining lions are furious, but cannot exact their terrible revenge because of their own internal turmoil, as heir after heir is murdered in his sleep by his competition. DUN DUN DUNN! me: BRILLIANT! 1:26 AM CUT, PRINT, WE'LL BUFF IT OUT IN EDITING Mauve: I know! me: WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS Mauve: WOOOOO!!! me: IT'LL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER Mauve: And we'll donate it all to charity. THe Mauve and Raiden Need Stuff charity. me: I was about to say. That charity has been a bit short of funds lately. AND WE CAN WRITE IT OFF AS A TAX DEDUCTION Mauve: oh yes, definately. 1:27 AM me: We'll get money BACK in taxes! Brilliant! Mauve: And within a few months, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD. Unless the lions get mad that we've exposed their darkest secrets on the big screen and hire assassins to kill us... me: PFFT. Lion assassins. Screw the rules, we've got money! Our money will protect us! 1:28 AM Especially when I make a QUARTER GOLEM! Golem made of quarters! Mauve: I'll call him Quartey. me: He shall be our bestest friend. Mauve: He punches his victims with his quarter-filled fist, then drowns them in MONEY. 1:29 AM me: And as they drown in money, their body becomes MORE money! Mauve: Oh, I was gonna say he sells the bodies to science. me: Or that. That could work, too. And he goes with us on adventures. To the moon. Mauve: Yay! 1:30 AM Where he punches an asteroid on a death-course with Earth, saving the orphanage in China where it would have landed!!!! Of course the orphans are all killed by burning quarters that fell off his hand and burst into flame upon reentry to the earth's atmosphere.... BUT STILL!! me: We would be heroes! 1:31 AM And get the key to China! And use it to open...THINGS! Mauve: IN CHINA!! me: Like...DOORS! Mauve: And... like... GATES! And there'd be.... like... pandas hanging around! Cuz it's China! me: And we'll take one home! Because damn, it's a Panda! 1:32 AM Mauve: And he'll be our other best friend. me: Panda and Quarty. Mauve: He will help us uncover the secret threat of Zombie Cyborg Pandas from Space that attack China without China's knowledge. China will thank us. me: With TWO keys to china! So we can open DOUBLE the doors and gates! 1:33 AM Mauve: AT THE SAAAAME TIIIIME!! me: And people'll be like "HEY, YOU'RE OPENING OUR DOORS!" and we'll be like "YEAH TOTALLY CAUSE WE GOT KEYS!" and they'll be like "BET YA CAN'T OPEN TWO AT THE SAME TIME" and we'll be like "OH YEAH JUST WATCH" And they'll be so uber jealous. 1:34 AM Mauve: And we'll laugh and say, "OH YEAH WE"RE AWESOME LIKE THAT!!" me: CAUSE WE SAVED CHINA. WE'RE ALLOWED TO GLOAT. Mauve: WE SAVED IT LIKE, TWICE!!! me: WITH QUARTY AND PANDA. OUR BEST FRIENDS EVER. 1:35 AM Mauve: SO MAKE US SOME LO MEIN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY! And they'll be like, "Well that's pretty rude, but you ARE prettya awesome for saving us and stuff, so here's some kickass lo mein or soemthing." 1:36 AM me: I'll take the wasabi cause I like the spicy. THAT'S HOW I ROLL. 1:37 AM And then we'll all eat our food, and we'll all have agreed that it certainly WAS the best day ever. 1:38 AM Mauve: And then we'll fly away on Quartey, who grows WINGS MADE OF QUARTERS AND DOLLAR BILLS. Because he traded in some of his quarters for dollar bills. me: And probably some chinese currency, since I doubt they use quarters. BUT STILL HE'LL BE SUPER AWESOME FLYING QUARTEY 1:39 AM Mauve: Yes!! And when we return to our SUPER SECRET BASE that we now have, we'll buy Quartey a pony made of pennies. Her name is Penelope!! 1:40 AM And they'll have a spin-off show. me: And Quartey will love her and pet her and hug her and make her shiny. It'll be "Dollars and Cents" They'll race around the globe, fighting crime as a gritty but humerous detective pair. 1:41 AM Mauve: Their only weakness is the nefarious Captain Euro and his sidekick, Canadian Dollar, who grow ever stronger! me: They need to try and find new ways to gain strength, like convincing a kid that saving for college is for chumps and he should spend his money on candy and video games. 1:42 AM They gain a sudden powerboost as the boy now sentences himself to a life of working in a gas station. 1:43 AM Mauve: And then their power level gets so strong that they do their FINAL ULTIMATE ATTACK, calling upon Panda to aid them as they SHOWER THE WORLD WITH CURRENCY!!! But then the value of the dollar drops due to inflation, and they are defeated. BUT THEY SHALL RISE AGAIN! 1:44 AM IN THE SEQUEL! me: DOLLARS AND CENTS 2, THE REGISTERING! THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL Mauve: Hehehhe!!! me: I'd buy a ticket. 1:45 AM Mauve: I'd buy one for Panda, since no one accepts bamboo as currency here. me: You'd have to hold onto it though. Panda eats anything. He's a hungry hungry panda. Mauve: True. That's why he's our comic relief. "Uh oh! Panda ate the theatre pass!" 1:46 AM "HAHAH!!" "Oh no! Panda ate the deed to the old mill!" "hahahah!!" "Uh oh, Panda ate the mayor!" "hahahahha!!!" me: He never says a word. Just keeps on eating. "Oh Panda. Your antics crack me up!"
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03-20-2008, 03:07 PM
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I'm somebody else these days.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada
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Khael Hawkins: Someone needs to make a dude called Seamus ("shamus"?) Aran, and have him be an irish drunkard bounty hunter.
Khael Hawkins: he can have a bottle of whiskey on the end of his arm
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03-20-2008, 03:44 PM
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Trash Goblin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Coldwater, Ontario
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Khael Hawkins: who's this fifthfriend?
Nikose Tyis: its a trap Khael Hawkins: I know, but how do I use my rogue levels to disarm it> Khael Hawkins: ? Nikose Tyis: ...... Nikose Tyis: Naughtiest. Nikose Tyis: Thought. Nikose Tyis: EVER.
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03-23-2008, 02:15 PM
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Burn.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: *Classified*
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Heard around the workplace:
*Watching two lions fight on TV* Officer 1: The female is the one with the mane, right? *Everyone stares at him dumbfounded* Officer 2: Are you s***ing me!? Officer 1: *Defensively* What? I ain't a zoologist! (Sad thing is, officers need a collage degree.) Cpl: Why are girls crazy? Me: It's Genetic. Officer: *Holding up a bow tie with green blinking lights* Does this turn you on? Officer: "Operation Silver Speedo?" Me: Sounds like they ran out of adjetives. Yeah. We've gone insane out here. O_o
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03-23-2008, 11:32 PM
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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Rick, Demon, and Mauve in an awesome CHAT TO RIVAL ALL CHATS!!
Mauve: I guess we could forgive you. THIS TIME! Demon: Because I'm pretty? Rick: And awesome. me: sure. Demon: Good enough for me. me: Then it all works out. Rick: >> << Logically. me: of course. Especially if you define "logically" as loosely as we do. Demon: I just may. me: OR YOU JUST MAY NOT!! (DUN DUN DUNNN!!) wow yeah, now I fail. Rick: Hey, we've got a pretty solid (re)definition; if it's awesome, it's logical. me: Exactly! That definiton solves a lot of problems, you know. Demon: I'd be a lot more awesome if I had a handlebar mustache. Rick: Therefore it would be logical! See how easy it is? me: hehehehe!! It's quite brilliaint. or brilliant yeah. that's the one. Pah, spelling. Who needs it? Rick: Not us, apparently! Woo. me: Because we're too awesome for it. obviously. Demon: This is teh internets. What's splleing? me: NOTHING!! That's what it is! Rick: The one way we can distinguish ourselves from the lower life forms? me: no, that's opposable thumbs and our ability to drive SUVs. Rick: Monkeys have thumbs. me: ...but they can't drive SUVs Rick: And I bet you they could. me: their feet wouldn't reach the gas pedal. Demon: I'm tapping out. I'm done.
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03-27-2008, 10:56 PM
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Making it happen.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Someplace. Probably here.
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A very interesting exchange of dialogue... especially in hindsight.
So here's the scenario: I'm playing A Path Beyond. The previous match had been littered with Starfox 64 quotes, and my team had lost. I started the next match with one from Meteo's boss... and this dialogue followed with a person who allegedly knew me from someplace...
I refer to the other person as "AW" since it's part of his username. Code:
-Me: I'm no match for you. I admit defeat. -AW: loyal, you don't get to do this. you post on forums about this. -me: Eh? -AW: Loyal, you post on nuklear power right :p? your name -me: Yes. You know me from there? -AW: Seems mighty familiar Well. no i googled you because I can't remember where i've seen you from -me: ...shoudl I feel flattered or slightly violated? -AW: both :X I want to say SA but i don't what would i know you from loyal :o? -me: I dunno, you tell me. You called me by that name. :o ...well, you know what I mean. -AW: I can't put my finger on it! i think you're internet famous... for some strange reason.. -me: Then my not-really-a-plan-at-all is working. -AW: loyal... where are you from. I keep thinking you do something or I've seen you before webcomic... or something... -me: I've done a few comics here and there. -AW: aha! name them! -me: They're all found on 8BT's forum. -AW: AHA THATS WHAT I THOUGHT 8bit you do that don't you! is that it loyal :p? -me: Yes. -AW: I KNEW IT! HAHAHAHA! WOW! I THOUGHT I WAS RIGHT BUT WOW -me: But you've yet to answer how you connect to that... *suspense* -AW: I read webcomics, some linked to your page, forever and a half ago, and i saw your name on it. i guess it clicked. partially. -me: Someone linked to me? I'm flattered. -AW: er you're 8bit theater you're huge :o -me: I'm just a forum regular. I'm not part of the actual site. -AW: ah but i keep thinking you've done more than that However... this does leave the question of where he had heard of me, as Loyal2NES... How very perplexing. Any ideas? :brow:
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03-27-2008, 11:05 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Reality
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Nikoli=Nikose Pete=Me
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Pete: I want to punch a bear in the face... Nikoli: If I get a terminal illness, I'm going to strip naked and hunt a bear with nothing but a punching dagger Pete: That would be awesome... Pete: Even if I don't, I want to kill a bear with a spear so I can rotate the picture of the impaled bear and be like "Look! Bear Spear!" Nikoli: Either I would successfully kill the bear Nikoli: or the bear would maul and kill me and then go have the craziest fucking story to tell his bear friends Pete: Heheh. Pete: I want to kill a bear or a lion or some shit so I can make myself a necklace out of its teeth and claws and a big fur coat or something. I want a bear rug in my house. Pete: And I mean with like a claymore or something. Although there is the undeniable coolness of doing it with a short blade... Pete: I wouldn't even need to kill it, I just want to punch a bear. Hell, I'd settle for a koala. Pete: I am so wingwonging this. Nikoli: freak. XD Pete: *smack* |
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03-31-2008, 12:21 PM
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Burn.
Join Date: Dec 2003
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After doing a "Does this suck?" check on a friend of mine's story.
Sarah: so you enjoyed it? FlareCobra: Yep FlareCobra: Yeah, a couple of typos here and there, but not bad for a first time Sarah: yea i need to insert it onto that thing that checks for typos and stuff FlareCobra: Spellcheck? Sarah: yes that
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03-31-2008, 10:13 PM
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We'll have to do this the hard way.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Behind it all.
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The SSB Intern: Hey greater beings 42: You may approach The SSB Intern: *starts feeling 42's face* The SSB Intern: So soft... * 42 wanks* The SSB Intern: *handshake* The SSB Intern: Now we're married 42: Not now 42: They're busy 42: Nope The SSB Intern: ...Now? 42: Didn't shake on it 42: Nope 42: Give it a couple minutes 42: I've built up a tolerance The SSB Intern: I'll wait 42: Gropes testicles* The SSB Intern: y'know what The SSB Intern: forget it 42: =D
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Making it happen.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Someplace. Probably here.
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This Year's April Fools would be well served with a matching wing-wong, no?
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