The Wing Wong strikes back! - Page 91

42PETUNIAS · 04-01-2008, 08:55 AM

By request:

Quote:

MjrnDelusional (9:47:47 AM): Boring so far, but i'm going to my dad's today
marvinandagrajag (9:48:22 AM): gonna have a good sex time over there?
MjrnDelusional (9:49:58 AM): Damn straight i will.

Kentucky is fucking weird, man.

Kerensky287 · 04-01-2008, 08:53 PM

A yaplet conversation discussing the rise of Yaplet as a 1984 government. Delusional_chik was Minister of Love, I was Minister of Peace, 42 was Big Brother and I forget the rest, but the point is, DC was supposed to torture me into submission or something through the use of live skinning.

Quote:

delusional_chik: Where do you want me to peel first, Karen?
42: Wherever the best cyborg attachment would go
Karensky287: I have a few ideas about where that could be
Bookworm: Circumcision, then?
42: This is strictly a replacement drill were running here
42: except as painfully as possible
Karensky287: Circumcision replacement... with a drill?
Karensky287: Eh, as long as it's a bionic replacement.
Karensky287: That would be something to write home about.
42: Whats he gonna do with a bionic penis?
42: Wait
42: nvm
Bookworm: Duh.
42: We could totally make that work out evilly
Karensky287: What AREN'T I going to do?
Bookworm: Make him a souless husk of a man who exists only to crush the enemies of the Party.

TDK · 04-03-2008, 06:11 PM

Pete says (7:09 PM):
Might be from Yacc Crop Imp.
Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM):
Could be. Would certainly fit in there.
Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM):
too bad we all started making comics near the end there...
Pete says (7:10 PM):
Yeah, too bad about DFM.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
I think he went sane.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
XD
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
-insa- oh. I see what you mean.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
I'm wingwonging that.
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
yeah.
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
WINGWONG AHOY!

Thadius · 04-04-2008, 03:14 AM

So hey. Spoilers for you all about the book I'm doing/not-doing. Much in the same way Loyal's doing/not-doing any spritery!
That was a not-so-subtle hint on behave of Thadius Inc. Get to work, Loyal!

Code:

Thadius: Can we say 'Missile defense silos'?
Mauve: Oooh dear.
Thadius: It's the anti-missile missile!
Mauve: hehehe!
Thadius: This time, they won't destroy themselves to fulfill their mandate!
Mauve: "this time?"
Thadius: Well, why do you think we can't get a proper missile defense system?
All the anti-missile missiles are suicidal.
Mauve: awwwwwwww.
Thadius: But I'll fix that.
Eventually.
Maybe.
Mauve: hooray!
Thadius: Someday.
Mauve: heheheh
otherwise we have a bunch of missiles that kill themsleves.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 04-04-2008, 03:13 PM

Chris Mckerracher: I once said to Lady Cygnet that if CT music was a girl i'd sex it up
Chris Mckerracher: The I realized if Brawl's music was a girl I'd sex it up
Chris Mckerracher: Then try and get a three way with both girls
nichael.hawkins: A three-way remix!

Khael! · 04-04-2008, 03:57 PM

mark Cooper: BEER!
mark Cooper: and SPAM!
mark Cooper: So what did you think of something?
Khael Hawkins: what did I...
mark Cooper: SPAM!
Khael Hawkins: did I think?
mark Cooper: SPAM!
mark Cooper: & EGGS!
mark Cooper: ok
mark Cooper: I'm just feeling frisky
Khael Hawkins: I am so confused it hurts.
mark Cooper: going for drinks and sex soon
mark Cooper: !
Khael Hawkins: Lucky you.
mark Cooper: SPAM!
Khael Hawkins: Not with that Loki guy, I hope?
mark Cooper: He's driving our asses out there
mark Cooper: ok good lord this font sucks
Khael Hawkins: as long as he's not doing any of the sexing.
mark Cooper: If Loki hooks up tonight it ain't with me
Khael Hawkins: whew!
Khael Hawkins: Heh, I gotta get back to work.
Khael Hawkins: later man.
mark Cooper: ok
mark Cooper: have fun not having sex or beers

Khael Hawkins: ...jerk.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 04-05-2008, 11:58 AM

delusional_chik: MY NECK!!!
Bookworm: Haha.
Macthulhu: now that was completley random
Bookworm: Maybe Captain Planet can fix it.
Macthulhu: EARTH
delusional_chik: No, I've been sleeping on a too-short couch all week.
delusional_chik: So my neck is all fuxxed up.
delusional_chik: SEE WHAT I DO TO GAIN INTERNETS TO TALK TO YOU FREAKS?!?!?
Macthulhu: i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke
Bookworm: I WILL!
Macthulhu: do it so it so it
Bookworm: Um.
Bookworm: YOU DO IT!
Macthulhu: NO U
delusional_chik: *giggles*
Bookworm: DC!
Bookworm: Quik. Make a dirty joke about yourself!
Macthulhu: yes
delusional_chik: Damnit, I'm not a circus monkey for chrissakes.
Macthulhu: *holds a banana*
Bookworm: U R
Macthulhu: dance monky
delusional_chik: *snags bannana*
Macthulhu: alleviate our boredom
delusional_chik: Thanks, no one's made brekkers.
delusional_chik: ......if I dance, you're going to have to pay me with more than bannanas.
Bookworm: Sex?
delusional_chik: ...that could be arranged.
delusional_chik: I was thinkin money, but kay!
Macthulhu: ...
Macthulhu: so wing wonged
Bookworm: Yay!
delusional_chik: WingWong tends to spring up wherever I go.
Greed: I'll say.
Greed: >_>

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 04-07-2008, 07:54 PM

[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: And his goal IS the ultimate destruction of all living and celestial things.
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash could beat him
[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...Not...Pokemon Trainer Ash, right?
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: no
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash William
[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Though that WOULD be fun to see.
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: In fact, I would pay money to see Trainer Ash go up against Mephisto.
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: 'No Charizard, use Flamethrower, not get eaten!'
[17:56] I am not a Zombie!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Someone, somewhere, should do that.

PyrosNine · 04-12-2008, 06:19 PM

A short conversation on living in two different timelines.

[08:34] PyrosNine: I cannot tell time even if a watch were welded upon my wrist!
[08:34] PyrosNine: But to make it up to you, I will use my time machine.
[08:35] PyrosNine: I will travel to anyone you know and make them all believe it is Saturday, when it is Really Sunday.
[08:35] PyrosNine: So you'll get another one.
[08:35] PyrosNine: 2 Sundays.
[08:35] rhiyaravenwing: YAY!
[08:35] PyrosNine: And all I need is some ducktape, a Spinny picture, and a baseball bat!
[08:35] PyrosNine: The ultimate time machine!
[08:36] PyrosNine: It is ingenious in it's creation.
[08:36] PyrosNine: I find the first person who needs some chronological recalculating....and hit him with the bat.
[08:36] PyrosNine: Then, I ducttape him down. And hit 'em with the bat.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then I show him the spinny thing.
[08:37] PyrosNine: And tell him it's Saturday.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then possibly hit him with the bat.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then I'll hit him with the spinny thing and ducktape just to make sure it sinks in.
[08:38] PyrosNine: Then, after that's done, I move on to the next victi- I mean chronologically incorrect person.
[08:39] PyrosNine: If I start now, I can get all of Austrailia into Saturday by Tuesday.
[08:39] PyrosNine: Which will be Saturday.
[08:39] PyrosNine: 8-B
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: hehehe
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: so silly\
[08:41] PyrosNine: It's cuz of all the sugar.
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: damn straight
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "What do you mean it's sunday? clearly it's --
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: *WHAM*
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "... crlearly itth'th thunday..."
[08:42] PyrosNine: SATURDAY!
[08:42] PyrosNine: *WHAM*
[08:43] rhiyaravenwing: "Yessir....."
[08:43] rhiyaravenwing: <D
[08:44] PyrosNine: With enough positive enforcement, I can make anyone believe even the most obvious lie!
[08:44] rhiyaravenwing: yay!
[08:44] PyrosNine: And with enough negative enforcement, I can make anyone believe even more damned obvious lies, and feel good doing it!
[08:46] PyrosNine: I solve other people's problems with violence!
[08:46] rhiyaravenwing: yay!

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 04-12-2008, 09:40 PM

Lunaknight5 (10:32:27 PM): you confuse my brain.
Lunaknight5 (10:32:32 PM): *explodes*
Lunaknight5 (10:32:42 PM): *sizzle*
KareshXVII (10:32:46 PM): >>
KareshXVII (10:32:46 PM): <<
KareshXVII (10:32:57 PM): *kicks you in the head*
KareshXVII (10:33:02 PM): Obviously this shall fix you!
KareshXVII (10:33:05 PM): as it does with all things
Lunaknight5 (10:33:14 PM): *buzz*
Lunaknight5 (10:33:17 PM): *turns off*
Lunaknight5 (10:33:22 PM): *beooooo.....*
KareshXVII (10:33:24 PM): ...
KareshXVII (10:33:28 PM): DAMN THOSE CYLONS!

04-04-2008, 03:13 PM	#905
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Chris Mckerracher: I once said to Lady Cygnet that if CT music was a girl i'd sex it up Chris Mckerracher: The I realized if Brawl's music was a girl I'd sex it up Chris Mckerracher: Then try and get a three way with both girls nichael.hawkins: A three-way remix! __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

04-04-2008, 03:57 PM	#906
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	mark Cooper: BEER! mark Cooper: and SPAM! mark Cooper: So what did you think of something? Khael Hawkins: what did I... mark Cooper: SPAM! Khael Hawkins: did I think? mark Cooper: SPAM! mark Cooper: & EGGS! mark Cooper: ok mark Cooper: I'm just feeling frisky Khael Hawkins: I am so confused it hurts. mark Cooper: going for drinks and sex soon mark Cooper: ! Khael Hawkins: Lucky you. mark Cooper: SPAM! Khael Hawkins: Not with that Loki guy, I hope? mark Cooper: He's driving our asses out there mark Cooper: ok good lord this font sucks Khael Hawkins: as long as he's not doing any of the sexing. mark Cooper: If Loki hooks up tonight it ain't with me Khael Hawkins: whew! Khael Hawkins: Heh, I gotta get back to work. Khael Hawkins: later man. mark Cooper: ok mark Cooper: have fun not having sex or beers Khael Hawkins: ...jerk. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

04-05-2008, 11:58 AM	#907
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	delusional_chik: MY NECK!!! Bookworm: Haha. Macthulhu: now that was completley random Bookworm: Maybe Captain Planet can fix it. Macthulhu: EARTH delusional_chik: No, I've been sleeping on a too-short couch all week. delusional_chik: So my neck is all fuxxed up. delusional_chik: SEE WHAT I DO TO GAIN INTERNETS TO TALK TO YOU FREAKS?!?!? Macthulhu: i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke Bookworm: I WILL! Macthulhu: do it so it so it Bookworm: Um. Bookworm: YOU DO IT! Macthulhu: NO U delusional_chik: giggles Bookworm: DC! Bookworm: Quik. Make a dirty joke about yourself! Macthulhu: yes delusional_chik: Damnit, I'm not a circus monkey for chrissakes. Macthulhu: holds a banana Bookworm: U R Macthulhu: dance monky delusional_chik: snags bannana Macthulhu: alleviate our boredom delusional_chik: Thanks, no one's made brekkers. delusional_chik: ......if I dance, you're going to have to pay me with more than bannanas. Bookworm: Sex? delusional_chik: ...that could be arranged. delusional_chik: I was thinkin money, but kay! Macthulhu: ... Macthulhu: so wing wonged Bookworm: Yay! delusional_chik: WingWong tends to spring up wherever I go. Greed: I'll say. Greed: >_> __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building Last edited by Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope; 04-05-2008 at 12:01 PM.

04-07-2008, 07:54 PM	#908
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: And his goal IS the ultimate destruction of all living and celestial things. [17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash could beat him [17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...Not...Pokemon Trainer Ash, right? [17:55] I am not a Zombie!: no [17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash William [17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Though that WOULD be fun to see. [17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: In fact, I would pay money to see Trainer Ash go up against Mephisto. [17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: 'No Charizard, use Flamethrower, not get eaten!' [17:56] I am not a Zombie!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Someone, somewhere, should do that. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

04-12-2008, 06:19 PM	#909
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	A short conversation on living in two different timelines. [08:34] PyrosNine: I cannot tell time even if a watch were welded upon my wrist! [08:34] PyrosNine: But to make it up to you, I will use my time machine. [08:35] PyrosNine: I will travel to anyone you know and make them all believe it is Saturday, when it is Really Sunday. [08:35] PyrosNine: So you'll get another one. [08:35] PyrosNine: 2 Sundays. [08:35] rhiyaravenwing: YAY! [08:35] PyrosNine: And all I need is some ducktape, a Spinny picture, and a baseball bat! [08:35] PyrosNine: The ultimate time machine! [08:36] PyrosNine: It is ingenious in it's creation. [08:36] PyrosNine: I find the first person who needs some chronological recalculating....and hit him with the bat. [08:36] PyrosNine: Then, I ducttape him down. And hit 'em with the bat. [08:37] PyrosNine: Then I show him the spinny thing. [08:37] PyrosNine: And tell him it's Saturday. [08:37] PyrosNine: Then possibly hit him with the bat. [08:37] PyrosNine: Then I'll hit him with the spinny thing and ducktape just to make sure it sinks in. [08:38] PyrosNine: Then, after that's done, I move on to the next victi- I mean chronologically incorrect person. [08:39] PyrosNine: If I start now, I can get all of Austrailia into Saturday by Tuesday. [08:39] PyrosNine: Which will be Saturday. [08:39] PyrosNine: 8-B [08:41] rhiyaravenwing: hehehe [08:41] rhiyaravenwing: so silly\ [08:41] PyrosNine: It's cuz of all the sugar. [08:41] rhiyaravenwing: damn straight [08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "What do you mean it's sunday? clearly it's -- [08:42] rhiyaravenwing: WHAM [08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "... crlearly itth'th thunday..." [08:42] PyrosNine: SATURDAY! [08:42] PyrosNine: WHAM [08:43] rhiyaravenwing: "Yessir....." [08:43] rhiyaravenwing: <D [08:44] PyrosNine: With enough positive enforcement, I can make anyone believe even the most obvious lie! [08:44] rhiyaravenwing: yay! [08:44] PyrosNine: And with enough negative enforcement, I can make anyone believe even more damned obvious lies, and feel good doing it! [08:46] PyrosNine: I solve other people's problems with violence! [08:46] rhiyaravenwing: yay! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

04-03-2008, 06:11 PM	#903
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	Pete says (7:09 PM): Might be from Yacc Crop Imp. Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM): Could be. Would certainly fit in there. Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM): too bad we all started making comics near the end there... Pete says (7:10 PM): Yeah, too bad about DFM. Pete says (7:10 PM): I think he went sane. Pete says (7:10 PM): XD Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM): -insa- oh. I see what you mean. Pete says (7:10 PM): I'm wingwonging that. Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM): yeah. Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM): WINGWONG AHOY!