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TDK · 05-09-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mesden

Spiderman is more clever, agile, arguably stronger...

More clever? I don't quite recall Spiderman being a genius/inventor/engineer/CEO of a multinational company.

Agile? Probably.

Stronger? Arguably, no. I recall Spidey punching through the roof of a car in one movie and struggling to hold up a falling metal wall in the second movie. Iron Man punched through a brick wall pretty easily and dragged someone through it. And lazy swings of his fists sent people flying. Also, as mentioned above, bullets. Super robot accuracy>Spidey Sense

Edit for below: Not a big comic book fan, I wouldn't know.

POS Industries · 05-09-2008, 08:46 PM

To be fair, "super genius" was always one of Parker's classic traits. Even in the movies he was always top notch with all the science hoo-hah, though not to the point of inventing web-shooters in his bedroom at his his aunt's house. Though if movie Spider-Man didn't get the organic webshooters, he probably could have done it the old fashioned way just as easily.

I'd put the both of them evenly as far as pure brainpower, but Parker is typically a bit better known for thinking on his feet than Stark. So yeah, he's probably more clever.

Still, I already summed up how this fight would go down.

Odjn · 05-09-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

Wait wait wait, this is the movie versions of both of them, right?

Okay, so Stark nails MJ, Parker starts crying about it, Stark laughs at Parker and declares himself winner while Parker continues crying. The end.

We're talking comics. In which Spider Man is the winnar and Stark is the local drunk of superherodom, who may be a skrull. And would make sense to be said skrull. And hopefully is a skrull.

Anyway, even in Ultimate Tony's a puss. Spider Man winsssssssss.

Fanboyism over:

Peter Parker is one of the people bright enough to be Reed Richard's lab assistant, i.e. understand half the crap he spouts. That's a bit brighter than builds metal power suit, gets drunk enough to need another body. I'm not lying about that part.

TDK · 05-09-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Odjn

We're talking comics.

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Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

Uh! i Got one...

Movie Iron Man Vs Movie Spiderman

Owned.

Odjn · 05-09-2008, 09:20 PM

No, movies are acceptable (except spider man 3). Comics can be awesome and spider/iron man both have a great legacy.

Also, Tony Stark's not a drunk in Iron Man or so I hear. Therefore, not good enough.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 05-09-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Odjn

No, movies are acceptable (except spider man 3). Comics can be awesome and spider/iron man both have a great legacy.

Also, Tony Stark's not a drunk in Iron Man or so I hear. Therefore, not good enough.

Umm. he had a drink in hand in almost every scene. And there was some times he was a bit drunk.

POS Industries · 05-09-2008, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Odjn

No, movies are acceptable (except spider man 3). Comics can be awesome and spider/iron man both have a great legacy.

Also, Tony Stark's not a drunk in Iron Man or so I hear. Therefore, not good enough.

Dude, he just quoted the terms of the fight we're discussing right now from the person who suggested it.

Doc ock rokc · 05-10-2008, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Dante vs Deadpool. It's a fight for incapacitation

this is deadpool we are talking about...he willingly teleports even though he knows that he'll get ripped apart by Cable! Second he gets his arms cut off a least once in every comic and the one main problem with Dante is that he sometimes suffers from (and note:I completely made this up but it proves a point) Goku syndrome...a not so rare disease that makes one person in a show more powerful then all the others then all other characters relies on that one person till he/she/it makes up 99.9 percent of the show(main examples goku, Alucard, Ichigo,... etc etc) Dante is in the early stages where all the other characters get a little part but comparatively they don't get enough. meanwhile deadpool has a love-afire with death (no seriously! death loves deadpool!) he technically cant die because one of his enemies (who also has a love afire with death) cursed him with immortality...oh yeah and the healing factor. basicly it will turn out like this in the end
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...-s/DP4chan.jpg
except with out the chan commit (its unintentional its the only pick of him like this i can find)

Mirai Gen · 05-10-2008, 01:22 AM

Yeah, the thing that started Peter Parker vs Tony Stark was the restriction of the versions that are represented in the movie. I don't see how this is any sort of conflict.

Logically I don't see it working in Spider Man's favor. Really it seems like any time Iron Man has to fight anyone and isn't supposed to serve them a Repulsor Blast Entree of their asshole they just end up ripping off his helmet. That happened in the more recent Captain America before Bucky became Cap, one issue with Spider Man, and numerous times before.

I don't see Tony Stark losing unless Parker just happens to have a Spider-Electromagnet or something on his belt. I think Cap used one of those on Tony back in Civil War. Pacified him for like two minutes.

Deadpool vs Dante? That's actually a pretty close fight. I can totally see them beating the shit out of each other for hours (Complete with impales, slices, and bullets) and just regenerating while whipping one-liners out on each other.

Krylo · 05-10-2008, 03:08 AM

Deadpool doesn't have super-human strength/speed/etc. He has paragon-level strength/speed/etc. That's far lower than Dante's.

If this were to the death/actual defeat? Yeah, ok, maybe it'd be close.

It's to incap, though, so Dante cuts Deadpool's head off/shoots him in the face/whatever. Deadpool's head goes bye bye. He's incapped for a few hours or whatever.

By the standards of the fight Dante wins.

05-09-2008, 08:46 PM	#922
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	To be fair, "super genius" was always one of Parker's classic traits. Even in the movies he was always top notch with all the science hoo-hah, though not to the point of inventing web-shooters in his bedroom at his his aunt's house. Though if movie Spider-Man didn't get the organic webshooters, he probably could have done it the old fashioned way just as easily. I'd put the both of them evenly as far as pure brainpower, but Parker is typically a bit better known for thinking on his feet than Stark. So yeah, he's probably more clever. Still, I already summed up how this fight would go down. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-10-2008, 01:22 AM	#929
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Yeah, the thing that started Peter Parker vs Tony Stark was the restriction of the versions that are represented in the movie. I don't see how this is any sort of conflict. Logically I don't see it working in Spider Man's favor. Really it seems like any time Iron Man has to fight anyone and isn't supposed to serve them a Repulsor Blast Entree of their asshole they just end up ripping off his helmet. That happened in the more recent Captain America before Bucky became Cap, one issue with Spider Man, and numerous times before. I don't see Tony Stark losing unless Parker just happens to have a Spider-Electromagnet or something on his belt. I think Cap used one of those on Tony back in Civil War. Pacified him for like two minutes. Deadpool vs Dante? That's actually a pretty close fight. I can totally see them beating the shit out of each other for hours (Complete with impales, slices, and bullets) and just regenerating while whipping one-liners out on each other. __________________

05-10-2008, 03:08 AM	#930
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Deadpool doesn't have super-human strength/speed/etc. He has paragon-level strength/speed/etc. That's far lower than Dante's. If this were to the death/actual defeat? Yeah, ok, maybe it'd be close. It's to incap, though, so Dante cuts Deadpool's head off/shoots him in the face/whatever. Deadpool's head goes bye bye. He's incapped for a few hours or whatever. By the standards of the fight Dante wins. __________________ I am very tired.