CANADA DEFEATED BY DOCILE CAT

adamark · 05-04-2007, 03:36 PM

THE BREAKING NEWS

I knew they were weak, but this has truly surpassed all of my expectation. Yet again, Canada has lowered the bar.

:p

Flarecobra · 05-04-2007, 03:40 PM

Perhaps that's the Canadian military might.

10001110101 · 05-04-2007, 03:40 PM

As a former Canadian postal worker (postal contractor, actually) I have no qualms explaining that most of these postal workers could be frightened away by butterflies if it meant that they would have less actual work to do.

Seil · 05-04-2007, 03:48 PM

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow.... maybe a butterfly or two (>>)

Canada is soft and fluffy - like a puppy dog - but we're vicious to anyone who comes after us. Take Galaxy Quest, for example. Remember how cute those alien miners were? We're like that. Cute and cuddly, but then we bite your face off.

This is not a depreciation of Canadian Postal Workers, this is a tribute to Canadian cats.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 05-04-2007, 04:35 PM

I've always thought that Canada post was nothing but pussies.

Tyrazial · 05-04-2007, 04:45 PM

Nope. Now they're being -scared- by pussies.

Major Blood · 05-04-2007, 05:19 PM

You'd be scared if you met some of the cats we have up here...

Tyrazial · 05-04-2007, 05:21 PM

No I wouldn't... I eat cats for breakfast... really. I do. There's a vietnamese breakfast cafe down the street. We call it "Garfield in a bun"

DFM · 05-04-2007, 05:33 PM

Kudos to the postal worker for being the first horror movie character to show some fucking common sense.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-04-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DFM

Kudos to the postal worker for being the first horror movie character to show some fucking common sense.

Ha, Cujo refference FTW.

Seriously though that is pretty funny. I would like to see a picture of the "threatening cat" in question though, just to see for myself if it really is.

05-04-2007, 03:40 PM	#2
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Perhaps that's the Canadian military might. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

05-04-2007, 03:40 PM	#3
10001110101 Misunderstood Sociopath Join Date: May 2007 Location: Between the mountains and the sea. Posts: 48	As a former Canadian postal worker (postal contractor, actually) I have no qualms explaining that most of these postal workers could be frightened away by butterflies if it meant that they would have less actual work to do. __________________ Imagine a donut, fired from a cannon at the speed of light while rotating. Time is like that, except without the cannon and the donut.

05-04-2007, 03:48 PM	#4
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow.... maybe a butterfly or two (>>) Canada is soft and fluffy - like a puppy dog - but we're vicious to anyone who comes after us. Take Galaxy Quest, for example. Remember how cute those alien miners were? We're like that. Cute and cuddly, but then we bite your face off. This is not a depreciation of Canadian Postal Workers, this is a tribute to Canadian cats. Last edited by Seil; 05-08-2007 at 11:28 AM.

05-04-2007, 04:35 PM	#5
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	I've always thought that Canada post was nothing but pussies. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

05-04-2007, 05:19 PM	#7
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	You'd be scared if you met some of the cats we have up here... __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

05-04-2007, 04:45 PM	#6
Tyrazial Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I often have to ask that myself Posts: 703	Nope. Now they're being -scared- by pussies.

05-04-2007, 05:21 PM	#8
Tyrazial Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I often have to ask that myself Posts: 703	No I wouldn't... I eat cats for breakfast... really. I do. There's a vietnamese breakfast cafe down the street. We call it "Garfield in a bun"

05-04-2007, 05:33 PM	#9
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Kudos to the postal worker for being the first horror movie character to show some fucking common sense. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE