The Warring States of NPF  

Go Back   The Warring States of NPF > Dead threads
User Name
Password
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts Join Chat

 
View First Unread View First Unread   Click to unhide all tags.Click to hide all tags.  
Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 02-16-2008, 11:42 PM   #1
Mirai Gen
We are Geth.
 
Mirai Gen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 14,032
Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Default Jumper

Just saw Jumper. Wasn't worth the hype, but it was okay.

Mostly I liked the movie. Griffon was a great loose cannon on-again-off-again ally. Roland was a great villain.

But, honestly, David wasn't that compelling of a hero. It's good to see Hayden Christiansen act someone who isn't Anakin Whinypants Skywalker, and to be fair he did a great job as a self-centered jackass, but all the same he didn't seem like much of a 'hero.'

Really, stealing from the bank? That I could understand. You gotta do what you gotta do if you have teleportation and stuff. But, spending the money on extravagant art and statues and multiple computers and furniture and huge apartment...And teleporting to London for one-night stands? How can you expect us to take your relationship with Millie seriously if you pretty much sleep with anyone?

So, yeah. It was a decent movie but David just stuck out strangely in the plot.
__________________
Mirai Gen is offline Add to Mirai Gen's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 12:17 AM   #2
Aerozord
So we are clear
 
Aerozord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Former murder capital of the world
Posts: 13,824
Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was.
Send a message via AIM to Aerozord Send a message via MSN to Aerozord Send a message via Yahoo to Aerozord
Default

From the preview the main character seemed like a rather cliche' douche. One of those times a good movie being ruined by protagonists I seriously want to see die.

I have to ask, is this based off anything or is it a rare instance people actually come up with an interesting concept?
__________________
"don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."
Aerozord is offline Add to Aerozord's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 12:20 AM   #3
Krylo
The Straightest Shota
 
Krylo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: It's a secret to everybody.
Posts: 17,789
Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat]. Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat].
Default

It's based on a book trilogy.

There should be two more movies if it does well. From what I understand it stayed pretty true to the books. I haven't read them myself, but a coworker has and was talking about it today.
__________________
Krylo is offline Add to Krylo's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 12:21 AM   #4
CelesJessa
DA-DA-DA-DAA DAA DAA DA DA-DAAAAAA!
 
CelesJessa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Zanzibar Land
Posts: 6,531
CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
Send a message via AIM to CelesJessa Send a message via MSN to CelesJessa
Default

I just saw it today. I thought it was terrible, and I'm pretty easily amused(seriously, coming from someone who liked Eragon, which I understand everyone else hated..)

Terrible acting( Nobody seemed terribly surprised to see someone who they thought had died in high school or to see someone randomly appear in front of them. Hayden Christianson's "acting" in this made his role in Star Wars seem award-worthy) terrible story, terrible characters-I got to the final battle and realized I really couldn't care less about who won or who died. I just wanted to leave.

About the only good thing about it was the Indiana Jones trailer at the beginning. I want my $5.50 back.
__________________
CelesJessa is offline Add to CelesJessa's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 12:23 AM   #5
Lumenskir
Speed-Suit
 
Lumenskir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Bronies are the new Steampunk
Posts: 2,129
Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted. Lumenskir bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted.
Default

It's based off a book, although from what I've heard it's based off the book's plot in the same way a Uwe Boll movie is based off...I don't know how to end that simile in this state, so just get the general jist that the movie plot sucks.

Quote:
"David has an inborn ability to 'jump' instantaneously from place to place: from Tokyo to Cairo to Rome or, if he's feeling lazy, just to the other side of a door. Take that, doorknob!"
Goddamnit, I love me some Slate.
__________________
Quote:
People living through a golden age often don’t know. And it’s important that they do, because this golden age, as with all the ones that lie behind us, depends on patronage. If enough people lament the death of culture, culture will die, no matter how sophisticated our means of disseminating it.
Lumenskir is offline Add to Lumenskir's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 12:31 AM   #6
Savage Thinking
Yeeeah, son.
 
Savage Thinking's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Stranded in the middle of the ocean with no desire to be rescued.
Posts: 755
Savage Thinking is so pumped up.
Send a message via MSN to Savage Thinking
Default

I, for one, never read the book, so I thought the movie was riddled with plotholes. After doing some research on the internet then some of the things made sense.

Also, I wasn't expecting to much, to be honest, so I thought that the movie was pretty good. I couldn't really take any of the characters seriously, though. It all just seemed fake. Especially when David learned to jump and started to take advantage of it, I felt that he lost all character, but that could be just me.

I also thought this was interesting:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Differences between the novel and movie:
  • Griffin and the Paladins were not present in the novel, David suspects he is unique and Cox confirms that no other Jumpers have been found.
  • The premise of David using his Jumping to capture airline hijackers to avenge his mother was not in the film.
  • Brian Cox is an NSA agent in the novel who pursues David. In the film, Roland Cox has an NSA agent alias, but his primary occupation is a Paladin.
  • In the film, David's mother was a Paladin and left her family to protect David's identity as a Jumper. In the novel, David's mother left her family due to spousal abuse and never knew David could Jump.
  • In the novel, there were no discussions on "Jump Scars" and how the Paladins used them to track Jumpers.
  • In the film, David has several pictures around his apartment to remind him of his Jump sites. In the novel, David uses a video camera to remind him of his Jump sites.
  • No explanation is offered for why David Jumps to his local library in the film. In the novel, David has a deep love for reading and explains that he always felt safe from his father in the library, which is why he Jumped there by instinct.
  • In the film, David Jumped for the first time to avoid drowning and the second time to avoid abuse from his father. In the novel, David Jumped the first time to avoid being beaten with a belt by his father, and the second time was to avoid a gang-rape.
  • In the film, Griffin has a fortress in the middle of a desert. In the novel, David created a small cliffside dwelling using materials he stole and Jumped in from a lumber yard.
  • In the film, Millie never discovered David's ability until he Jumped with her to Griffin's fortress. In the novel, Millie discovered David's ability when he Jumped away during an argument.
  • In the film, the space around David/Griffin produces an audible pop when they Jump. In the novel, there is no noise during their Jumping.
  • In the film, David's father was attacked by Roland and left for dead. In the novel, David admitted his father to a substance abuse center for his alcoholism.
  • In the film, David and Millie were childhood friends. In the novel, they met in New York City after he started Jumping. David was 18 and Millie was 21.
__________________
The artist formerly known as 'ZutsuJin'.

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself"
Savage Thinking is offline Add to Savage Thinking's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 10:30 AM   #7
Mirai Gen
We are Geth.
 
Mirai Gen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 14,032
Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Default

Quote:
Terrible acting
Seriously? I thought that this was miles better than his Anakin performance.
__________________
Mirai Gen is offline Add to Mirai Gen's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 11:25 AM   #8
Aerozord
So we are clear
 
Aerozord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Former murder capital of the world
Posts: 13,824
Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was. Aerozord would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was.
Send a message via AIM to Aerozord Send a message via MSN to Aerozord Send a message via Yahoo to Aerozord
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirai Gen
Seriously? I thought that this was miles better than his Anakin performance.
you say that like its some great acomplishment
__________________
"don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."
Aerozord is offline Add to Aerozord's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 06:32 PM   #9
CelesJessa
DA-DA-DA-DAA DAA DAA DA DA-DAAAAAA!
 
CelesJessa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Zanzibar Land
Posts: 6,531
CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years. CelesJessa has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
Send a message via AIM to CelesJessa Send a message via MSN to CelesJessa
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirai Gen
Seriously? I thought that this was miles better than his Anakin performance.
Huh. I remember sitting in the theater going "I would rather watch some anakin emo-ness than this character any day"

Maybe it was because his character was completely unlikable.
__________________
CelesJessa is offline Add to CelesJessa's Reputation  
Unread 02-17-2008, 07:14 PM   #10
Mirai Gen
We are Geth.
 
Mirai Gen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 14,032
Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mirai Gen can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Default

Well as I said, his character came off as a bit of an arrogant jackass, but Hayden did a surprisingly good job of playing an arrogant jackass so I was entertained.

I mean it contrasted heavily with the innocence of Davy in the book and made a pretty lousy hero, but David as a character was well acted. The Colosseum scene was a good example; He goes into the middle of it, holding up his hands, and thanking invisible fans.
__________________
Mirai Gen is offline Add to Mirai Gen's Reputation  
 


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:58 PM.
The server time is now 05:58:27 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.