Visiting Uwe - The Uwe Boll Homestory

Bells · 12-05-2008, 07:22 PM

It's a 3 part documentary/Interview with the man himself. Uwe Boll tell ya all about himself, his movies and what it means to make movies

http://www.ws-avantgarde.de/visiting...?part=1&size=1

Dude is a douche or someone unappraised in its time? You decide!!

Premmy · 12-07-2008, 02:23 AM

no, no I will NOT decide and You sir should be ashamed for gracing us with that man's presence. Good DAY!
*huff*

Mirai Gen · 12-07-2008, 05:34 PM

I'm sure that it was cut from it's four-hour tear-stained original script version to something barely tolerable without vomiting.

Bells · 12-07-2008, 05:43 PM

Actually it's a guy that made a documentary about Boll... sure Boll does claim to be "the best filmmaker in history" in less than 5 minutes in... but still, it's a well made testament to something we all know already

Corel · 12-07-2008, 06:44 PM

Uwe Boll amuses me: You have to admire/ wonder how he got to such a scale of a Director. Is the 'Million votes and I will quit film making' petition still going?

Plus, endless internet drama surrounding the man. I found him challenging his film Critics to Boxing matches like these fantastic, no matter if it doesn't refute his Critics' claims or how unfair the actual fights might be.

..In fact the entire premise behind the above story should be the plot of the next Punch Out! game.

Edit: However watching the above link, I admit he has good taste in liking Dances With Wolves!

Also, I liked the ending very much.

Mirai Gen · 12-07-2008, 06:58 PM

Boll is like a thirteen year old fanfiction writer, except worse he is given a budget and a license to make a movie out of, and it's official. 'Sometimes fanfiction is in games and movies' sounds more appropriate, RT.

Every single note of criticism is instantly band-aided by his instant knee-jerk reactions, among them;
- Insulting big-name peers (Michael Bay is a 'retard')
- Passively accepting facts as okay (he likes doing small-budget movies anyway)
- Insisting critics are wrong
- Any other sort of reaction a thirteen year old would have

I sincerely think that if you went and visited some of the horrible fanfiction out there and checked a few reviews on it, if there are responses, I'm sure it'd look like something Boll would say.

12-05-2008, 07:22 PM	#1
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Visiting Uwe - The Uwe Boll Homestory It's a 3 part documentary/Interview with the man himself. Uwe Boll tell ya all about himself, his movies and what it means to make movies http://www.ws-avantgarde.de/visiting...?part=1&size=1 Dude is a douche or someone unappraised in its time? You decide!! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

12-07-2008, 02:23 AM	#2
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	no, no I will NOT decide and You sir should be ashamed for gracing us with that man's presence. Good DAY! huff __________________ Drank

12-07-2008, 05:34 PM	#3
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I'm sure that it was cut from it's four-hour tear-stained original script version to something barely tolerable without vomiting. __________________

12-07-2008, 05:43 PM	#4
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Actually it's a guy that made a documentary about Boll... sure Boll does claim to be "the best filmmaker in history" in less than 5 minutes in... but still, it's a well made testament to something we all know already __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

12-07-2008, 06:44 PM	#5
Corel Welcome, to Paedogeddon! Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,015	Uwe Boll amuses me: You have to admire/ wonder how he got to such a scale of a Director. Is the 'Million votes and I will quit film making' petition still going? Plus, endless internet drama surrounding the man. I found him challenging his film Critics to Boxing matches like these fantastic, no matter if it doesn't refute his Critics' claims or how unfair the actual fights might be. ..In fact the entire premise behind the above story should be the plot of the next Punch Out! game. Edit: However watching the above link, I admit he has good taste in liking Dances With Wolves! Also, I liked the ending very much. Last edited by Corel; 12-07-2008 at 09:58 PM.

12-07-2008, 06:58 PM	#6
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Boll is like a thirteen year old fanfiction writer, except worse he is given a budget and a license to make a movie out of, and it's official. 'Sometimes fanfiction is in games and movies' sounds more appropriate, RT. Every single note of criticism is instantly band-aided by his instant knee-jerk reactions, among them; - Insulting big-name peers (Michael Bay is a 'retard') - Passively accepting facts as okay (he likes doing small-budget movies anyway) - Insisting critics are wrong - Any other sort of reaction a thirteen year old would have I sincerely think that if you went and visited some of the horrible fanfiction out there and checked a few reviews on it, if there are responses, I'm sure it'd look like something Boll would say. __________________