I'm totally not ripping Bluestarultor off.

Zilla · 11-10-2007, 11:44 PM

Yeah, I am :\

But I love doing the advice column schtick! Don't feel obligated to take my brand of "advice," but feel free to ask whatever you want.

OF THE GREAT AND MYSTICAL
ZILLA!

Lord of Joshelplex · 11-10-2007, 11:48 PM

Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?

bluestarultor · 11-10-2007, 11:49 PM

A certain someone (who shall not be named) has taken it upon him/herself to rip off my idea! Whatever shall I do? :O_o: ( :p )

Lord of Joshelplex · 11-10-2007, 11:52 PM

You mean Zilla? Am I right? Am I?

Zilla · 11-11-2007, 12:01 AM

"Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?"

McFlurrys are expensive and it's November and it's cold outside. This looks like a bad idea. Go with the skin one.

"A certain someone (who shall not be named) has taken it upon him/herself to rip off my idea! Whatever shall I do?"

See above recommendation.

in fact, think very hard if your problem can't be solved by wearing your friend before asking questions.

Demetrius · 11-11-2007, 01:58 PM

Dear Zilla,

I'm a long time reader, first time poster in your advice column, and I have to say, you are much better than any of your detractors and naysayers.

My question today is, how do you deal with your recent rise to celebrity and the constant hounding and occasional stalking?

Art of Hilt · 11-11-2007, 04:54 PM

Once I wanted to carry swords everywhere, but I found out that was illegal for some reason. Recently, however, I have fallen in love with drills. Could I still carry those around, or have the government shot down yet another one of my mistresses? If so, what should I do?

bananarama · 11-11-2007, 06:59 PM

Hey Zilla! Why are you so awesome?

Masked Jedi · 11-11-2007, 07:17 PM

Dear Zilla,
Why am I asking you a question instead of soing my homework?

Bells · 11-11-2007, 07:20 PM

Dear zilla,

Is pasta only good as the sauce you put in?

11-10-2007, 11:44 PM	#1
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I'm totally not ripping Bluestarultor off. Yeah, I am :\ But I love doing the advice column schtick! Don't feel obligated to take my brand of "advice," but feel free to ask whatever you want. OF THE GREAT AND MYSTICAL ZILLA! __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

11-11-2007, 12:01 AM	#5
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	"Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?" McFlurrys are expensive and it's November and it's cold outside. This looks like a bad idea. Go with the skin one. "A certain someone (who shall not be named) has taken it upon him/herself to rip off my idea! Whatever shall I do?" See above recommendation. in fact, think very hard if your problem can't be solved by wearing your friend before asking questions. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

11-11-2007, 01:58 PM	#6
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Dear Zilla, I'm a long time reader, first time poster in your advice column, and I have to say, you are much better than any of your detractors and naysayers. My question today is, how do you deal with your recent rise to celebrity and the constant hounding and occasional stalking? __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

11-11-2007, 04:54 PM	#7
Art of Hilt tamp tamp tamp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,270	Once I wanted to carry swords everywhere, but I found out that was illegal for some reason. Recently, however, I have fallen in love with drills. Could I still carry those around, or have the government shot down yet another one of my mistresses? If so, what should I do? __________________ Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My! Mercy! And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! But I don�t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.

11-11-2007, 07:20 PM	#10
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Dear zilla, Is pasta only good as the sauce you put in? __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

11-10-2007, 11:48 PM	#2
Lord of Joshelplex Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bird's Hill MB Posts: 4,055	Should I kill my friend and wear his skin, or should I go buy a McFlurry and wander downtown?

11-10-2007, 11:52 PM	#4
Lord of Joshelplex Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bird's Hill MB Posts: 4,055	You mean Zilla? Am I right? Am I?

11-11-2007, 06:59 PM	#8
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	Hey Zilla! Why are you so awesome?