PROPERTY DAMAGE! Valve Mafia - Signups

**Revising Ocelot** · 04-30-2012, 09:14 PM

This is a Mafia game. More importantly, this is a Mafia game featuring characters from certain highly-rated entertainments made by the ever popular, beloved and monopolistic Mann Co., as obviously implied by the title. There will be Headcrabs! Terrorists! Emo Undead Teenagers!

Or... there may not be any of those. The exact roles will be a tantalising mystery, but I can reveal that there will be no outlandish and stupid roles, nor a cult. Zombies do not make for good cults, and cults do not make for good Mafia games.

Standard mafia rules will apply. Absolutely no cheating, no communication about the game between members in any form unless specifically designated, yada yada. Days will last approximately 72 hours, ending sooner if there's a clear lynch majority. Nights will be 24 hours. You'll be expected to post at least once a Day, because inactive lurkers are the gorillas to my Saxton Hale, and I will appropriately Cut My Way Out Of Primate Hell if you decide to slack off.

I'm looking for 15 people. I can make do with slightly less, and I would eagerly welcome more than 15 people. Many more, actually. To give people plenty of time to prepare, I intend to start the game in around three weeks time, 22nd May. If there's a staggering amount of interest, I may start it sooner.

Participants
1. Moogle
2. Inbred Chocobo
3. Geminex
4. Bard The 5th LW
5. rpgdemon
6. Sifright
7. Aldurin
8. Arhra
9. Oron
10. Ryong
11. Fenris
12. Masked Jedi
13. Gregness
14. Rhiya Ravenwing
15. BahamutFlare
16. Ecks
17. greed
18. Mr. Bookworm
19.

Moogle0119 · 04-30-2012, 09:29 PM

In

Inbred Chocobo · 04-30-2012, 09:52 PM

Sure why not, everyone loves me in mafia games.

Geminex · 04-30-2012, 10:03 PM

Commence testing procedures.

Bard The 5th LW · 04-30-2012, 10:06 PM

In

rpgdemon · 04-30-2012, 10:07 PM

I'm in, sure.

Sifright · 05-01-2012, 01:01 AM

in

Aldurin · 05-01-2012, 02:18 AM

CHARGE!

Arhra · 05-01-2012, 03:16 AM

You're not good people. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.

I'm in!

Sifright · 05-01-2012, 03:25 AM

Yaaaaaar

04-30-2012, 09:14 PM	#1
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	PROPERTY DAMAGE! Valve Mafia - Signups This is a Mafia game. More importantly, this is a Mafia game featuring characters from certain highly-rated entertainments made by the ever popular, beloved and monopolistic Mann Co., as obviously implied by the title. There will be Headcrabs! Terrorists! Emo Undead Teenagers! Or... there may not be any of those. The exact roles will be a tantalising mystery, but I can reveal that there will be no outlandish and stupid roles, nor a cult. Zombies do not make for good cults, and cults do not make for good Mafia games. Standard mafia rules will apply. Absolutely no cheating, no communication about the game between members in any form unless specifically designated, yada yada. Days will last approximately 72 hours, ending sooner if there's a clear lynch majority. Nights will be 24 hours. You'll be expected to post at least once a Day, because inactive lurkers are the gorillas to my Saxton Hale, and I will appropriately Cut My Way Out Of Primate Hell if you decide to slack off. I'm looking for 15 people. I can make do with slightly less, and I would eagerly welcome more than 15 people. Many more, actually. To give people plenty of time to prepare, I intend to start the game in around three weeks time, 22nd May. If there's a staggering amount of interest, I may start it sooner. ParticipantsHatlessPOOR and IRISH 1. Moogle 2. Inbred Chocobo 3. Geminex 4. Bard The 5th LW 5. rpgdemon 6. Sifright 7. Aldurin 8. Arhra 9. Oron 10. Ryong 11. Fenris 12. Masked Jedi 13. Gregness 14. Rhiya Ravenwing 15. BahamutFlare 16. Ecks 17. greed 18. Mr. Bookworm 19. __________________ magic sucks Last edited by Revising Ocelot; 05-17-2012 at 07:32 PM.

04-30-2012, 09:29 PM	#2
Moogle0119 The REAL Lord of the Dance Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Narshe Caves Posts: 397	In __________________ One day the tides will turn One day the fields will burn One day the seas will churn The fury of our maker's hand What will you do?

04-30-2012, 10:07 PM	#6
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	I'm in, sure. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

05-01-2012, 01:01 AM	#7
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	in __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence

05-01-2012, 03:16 AM	#9
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	You're not good people. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here. I'm in! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

04-30-2012, 09:52 PM	#3
Inbred Chocobo Bitches love the crown Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In my happy place! Posts: 3,264	Sure why not, everyone loves me in mafia games.

04-30-2012, 10:03 PM	#4
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Commence testing procedures.

04-30-2012, 10:06 PM	#5
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	In

05-01-2012, 02:18 AM	#8
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	CHARGE!

05-01-2012, 03:25 AM	#10
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	Yaaaaaar __________________ Orgies of country consuming violence