Dr. Laura is absolutely terrifying

[Kim]

As is the fact that people actually listen to her.

My mother listens to Dr. Laura, and I just heard some guy saying that he saw his thirteen year old daughter making out with a boy, at which point he yelled the boy off his lawn, had a two hour talk with his daughter, and is gonna get his daughter tested for drugs and STDs, and Dr. Laura is telling him he's doing the right thing. What the crap.

I also strongly suspect she is sexist against women, but I don't listen to her enough to confirm this.

[Loyal]

......who the hell is Dr. Laura?

[Tev]

Wait, they were making out on the lawn? Of all the places….man kids are dumb today.

I think the boy got off easy. Also, while jumping straight to illicit substance and STD testing seems a bit of a leap, if I ever have a daughter and she pulls that kind of crap she should at least expect a good two hours of stern talking and a threatening of at least five years of grounding.

Originally Posted by Loyal

......who the hell is Dr. Laura?

A radio version of Dr. Phil. She's been around forever.

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Tev

if I ever have a daughter and she pulls that kind of crap she should at least expect a good two hours of stern talking and a threatening of at least five years of grounding.

If your daughter ever has a boyfriend and makes out with him? Really?

Fun fact: If you have a daughter, she is probably going to get a boyfriend, and she will probably make out with him. They might even have sex, as that is a thing people do.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by NonCon

If your daughter ever has a boyfriend and makes out with him? Really?

Fun fact: If you have a daughter, she is probably going to get a boyfriend, and she will probably make out with him. They might even have sex, as that is a thing people do.

No…..no no no no no. I accept that my daughter will make out with boys. I even accept that it’ll start sometime around 11-13 years of age. I refuse to accept that she’ll be dumb enough to do it on my front lawn, especially while I’m there to see it. I would hope to have raised my daughter better than that. She can get her jollies off with her boyfriend in her room, or the basement, or somewhere not on my damn front lawn.

[Magic_Marker]

To be fair Tev's daughter will likely be so ugly that he'll never have to deal with this problem

[Amake]

Are you going to tell your daughter beforehand that kissing in public is dumb?

I know I could never figure out a single rule for social behavior before someone yelled at me for breaking them.

[Tev]

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Are you going to tell your daughter beforehand that kissing in public is dumb?

I know I could never figure out a single rule for social behavior before someone yelled at me for breaking them.

I draw the "make out" line somewhere past second base. Kissing in public, that’s fine. Hands in the pants? Do you really need to share that kind of intimacy with everyone?

[Amake]

Well, porn stars draw the line of "making out" at penetration. . . it's a tricky phrase. Especially when you add in baseball terminology.

I think of it primarily as a synonym for kissing. >_>

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

To be fair Tev's daughter will likely be so ugly that he'll never have to deal with this problem

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SNAP