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Unread 02-17-2009, 01:02 AM   #1
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Well, after a night of drunken revelry I find myself at my computer again. Consider this thread a place to express your take on specific alcohols, drinks, beers, etc. Just remember to drink responsibly.

Personally, I can't stand that isopropyl shit. I mean, what the hell? "Oh I'll just toss another carbon over here" what the fuck is that?

And this is how you tell I'm a chemist :p

But actually, ethanol is a useful substance. It can treat methanol poisoning! It can disinfect wounds (Not as well as isopropyl, but still...)! And finally, it produces a delightful euphoria before progressing to it's depressant stages.

Tonight my drink of choice was Pilsner Black Label, aka the house beer. However, I personally buy Grasshopper or Big Rock Traditional Ale when I have the chance. I'm not averse to a Guinness now and again, and when I hit a restaurant without the Grasshopper I default to Alexander Keiths. When it's not a beer occasion, you can't go wrong with the rum and coke, or occasionally a screwdriver can do.

When it comes to screwing friends over, though, there are a few which cannot be beat. The Prairie Fire (Tequila + Tabasco) is a classic, as is the Blow Job. My preference is the 6-49. The ultimate "fuck you" drink, though, is the Love Shack. Some bartenders refuse to make it. Some bartenders can't make it. Even the best can only make one or two a night. And it's best not to tell your victim what they drank until the next morning.

Hear ye, hear ye! Let there be tales of your drunken revelry, your favourite drinks, your heated debates over ale vs lager! This thread will be a testament to the wonder of CH3CH2OH!
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Unread 02-17-2009, 01:13 AM   #2
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Unread 02-17-2009, 01:15 AM   #3
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Bacardi 151 straight. Or SoCo straight.

Buttershots are pretty good too, but they don't really get me where I'm going. Ever.

Oh, and Vodka's pretty favorable.
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I'm a lightweight and don't drink all that often, so a few beers is good enough to get me tipsy. If I drink enough fast enough, I can get pretty hammered.
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Me...Gotta go with Scotch. Also I enjoy good whisky, rum (Especally Capt. Morgan), and vodka.

Not much of a beer fan though.
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Unread 02-17-2009, 01:53 AM   #6
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I don't drink!

Why am I posting, then?

Isopropyl alcohol swabs, as Eltargrim knows well, are my friends!
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Unread 02-17-2009, 07:43 AM   #7
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I'm a lightweight and don't drink all that often, so a few beers is good enough to get me tipsy. If I drink enough fast enough, I can get pretty hammered.
That's how it is for everybody. Put enough alcohol in your system fast enough, it fucks you up.

Not that I'd know or anything. :shifty:
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Unread 02-17-2009, 08:00 AM   #8
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Guess my favorites would have to be Disaronno, whiskey sours, and rum and cokes. Can just barely stand beer, and only the more heavy ones like Guinness and Sam Adams.

Although I almost forgot the time I was in Vegas and had five White Russians, causing me to stupidly bet my chips at the craps tables and wander to the wrong hotel only to wake up the next morning with a hangover to end all hangovers. Good times.
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Unread 02-17-2009, 09:29 AM   #9
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I like vodka, traditional russian style. Cold vodka, cold glass, down it in a gulp.

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Unread 02-17-2009, 09:51 AM   #10
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I only like alcohol when I can't taste the alcohol in it. Wait... why do I even drink then?
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