Clown 9: The Greatest Spider-Man Villain Ever Invented

Magus · 07-01-2012, 12:20 AM

I demand that Clown 9, the pseudonym of one Hardy Laurel, a failed yet vengeful Broadway star, and all other Daily Newspaper Strip Spider-Man villains, immediately be recognized as main Spider-Man comics canon!

Anyway, I demand you all read The Comics Curmudgeon for making me aware of this amazing new supervillain.

Amake · 07-01-2012, 12:58 AM

Some people are born with Down's Syndrome. . .but I'M born with CLOWN'S SYNDROME!

Some people wear cologne. . but I'VE got a CO-CLOWN to help me take on Spider-man!

Some people need their nose blown. . .but I'VE got the nose of a CLOWN!

Some people have flown in airplanes. . .but when I get on airplanes I CLOWN!

I'm worried they won't be able to keep this character fresh for more than a few years before they have to resort to really bad puns. But right now he's seriously the funniest guy I've ever seen in the funny pages.

PS. A fat hairy guy without a shirt? OH BEETLE YOU SO CRAZY

POS Industries · 07-01-2012, 01:03 AM

I just don't think a clown that attacks people with laughing gas is something that could ever work as a successful comic book villain.

Bells · 07-01-2012, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus

Anyway, I demand you all read The Comics Curmudgeon for making me aware of this amazing new supervillain.

Indeed!!

Aldurin · 07-01-2012, 02:56 PM

Clown 9 is a villain? When did that happen?

Art of Hilt · 07-01-2012, 04:36 PM

The random passersby in the second strip are totally impressed by the clown car.

Look at them. Look at their awed faces.

Bells · 07-01-2012, 04:50 PM

kinda weird when the only person taking the villain seriously is the super hero...

Doc ock rokc · 07-01-2012, 05:25 PM

If not a Spider-man villain then maybe a Deadpool one.

Nique · 07-01-2012, 06:04 PM

It would be cool if Clown 9 was revealed as Deadpool.

Also those first two panels just makes me think he's like REALLY into the clown outfit. You know what I mean?

Magus · 07-03-2012, 11:15 AM

But Deadpool hates clowns.

Although perhaps becoming a clown himself is a form of catharsis. When he looks into the mirror and sees Clown 9, it is like a dark mirror of his soul.

EDIT:

Jericho Brand is almost as nefarious as Clown 9. His only weakness?

07-01-2012, 12:20 AM	#1
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Clown 9: The Greatest Spider-Man Villain Ever Invented I demand that Clown 9, the pseudonym of one Hardy Laurel, a failed yet vengeful Broadway star, and all other Daily Newspaper Strip Spider-Man villains, immediately be recognized as main Spider-Man comics canon! Anyway, I demand you all read The Comics Curmudgeon for making me aware of this amazing new supervillain. __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 07-01-2012 at 12:29 AM.

07-01-2012, 12:58 AM	#2
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Some people are born with Down's Syndrome. . .but I'M born with CLOWN'S SYNDROME! Some people wear cologne. . but I'VE got a CO-CLOWN to help me take on Spider-man! Some people need their nose blown. . .but I'VE got the nose of a CLOWN! Some people have flown in airplanes. . .but when I get on airplanes I CLOWN! I'm worried they won't be able to keep this character fresh for more than a few years before they have to resort to really bad puns. But right now he's seriously the funniest guy I've ever seen in the funny pages. PS. A fat hairy guy without a shirt? OH BEETLE YOU SO CRAZY __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 07-01-2012 at 01:01 AM.

07-01-2012, 01:03 AM	#3
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I just don't think a clown that attacks people with laughing gas is something that could ever work as a successful comic book villain. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

07-01-2012, 04:36 PM	#6
Art of Hilt tamp tamp tamp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,270	The random passersby in the second strip are totally impressed by the clown car. Look at them. Look at their awed faces. __________________ Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My! Mercy! And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! But I don�t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.

07-01-2012, 04:50 PM	#7
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	kinda weird when the only person taking the villain seriously is the super hero... __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

07-01-2012, 02:56 PM	#5
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Clown 9 is a villain? When did that happen?

07-01-2012, 05:25 PM	#8
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	If not a Spider-man villain then maybe a Deadpool one. __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-03-2012, 11:15 AM	#10
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	But Deadpool hates clowns. Although perhaps becoming a clown himself is a form of catharsis. When he looks into the mirror and sees Clown 9, it is like a dark mirror of his soul. EDIT: Jericho Brand is almost as nefarious as Clown 9. His only weakness? __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 07-03-2012 at 01:40 PM.