8-bit Theatre Presidential Primaries: The Opposing Party!!!

LordZoma · 10-12-2004, 06:48 PM

After taking new hampshire, it appears as if Clevinger Sosa is currently the leading pick... now the light warriors have to face primaries of their own.

After the polls are in and a clear winner is determined, debates will no doubt ensue.

Viktor Von Russia · 10-12-2004, 11:25 PM

The Black Mage/Fighter tag team will no doubt crush the opposition due to popularity and nothing more. Hey, it worked for the Governator.

Terex4 · 10-13-2004, 03:19 AM

While I believe BM/Fighter would be the superior candidates we have to look at who can best win the primaries that being Thief/RM. With their skill at altering things (like votes) I believe only they can be the true winners and thus choose not to waste my vote on BM/Fighter lest it be forged....

RMS Oceanic · 10-13-2004, 03:41 AM

Interesting choice. While Thief could steal votes, forge them, place them back, and RM could cast 'Bush's Hanging Chad' to give himself +1 in election situations(from a guest comic a while ago), Black Mage could blow up any opposition.

:bmage:: It ain't a two horse race if the first horse disintegrates. That's my motto.
:fighter:: I thought your motto was 'Shut up, Fighter'. You use it a lot.

On the other hand, what if Brian pulls a Dave 'I like Ice Cream, Time Travel and spoons' Anez and strips whoever runs against him of any abilities that poses a threat to him?

ChaosMage · 10-13-2004, 11:14 AM

As much as I would prefer the BM/Fighter ticket to win, given my own propensity for perpetuating evil, I have to give my vote to the Thief/RM team. A combination of vote forging and +1 to electability makes me think they'd be better suited to take on the Clevinger/Sosa team.

Lycanthrope · 10-13-2004, 11:36 AM

Thief is less likely to blow things up. litterrally. RM should be relocated to Secretary of the Treasury since arithmancy and twinkery require similar mindsets.

Sky Warrior Bob · 10-13-2004, 11:46 AM

Who's running with Garland for the 3rd party vote?

Sky Warrior Bob

Decoy · 10-13-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

Who's running with Garland for the 3rd party vote?

Sky Warrior Bob

King Steve/Garland, of course! They've got MY vote!

The Argent Lord · 10-13-2004, 02:07 PM

Garland/Drizz'l

StabbityExcess · 10-13-2004, 03:44 PM

First of all, why in the nine hells would BM ever team up with fighter when there is no obvious need for a meat shield? As a bodyguard? Maybe. But only then because he serves as the meat shield, he'd likely open BM to even more dangerous or numerous threats. Probably both.

Now that I've made the obvious point I vote for :bmage: & :fighter: because they've already got more advertising.

Whoa, whoa people. Why on earth would Garland be in this race? Bikke/Drizz'l is the obvious third party canidate. After all, the only reason Bikke didn't kill Garland outright is because he let him join the Dark Warriors. Why would he want to run with Garland? Also Drizz'l is obviously more intelligent than either of the other Dark Warriors so why wouldn't he pair with the ferocious grass-roots guy that Bikke is? Its a killer combo! Librals go with Drizz'l and the blue collar people go with Bikke. Garland is just a fool. The other two are coniving.

View Poll Results: Who will oppose the Clevinger / Sosa for President?
Black Mage / Fighter	16	50.00%
Thief / Red Mage	16	50.00%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

10-12-2004, 06:48 PM	#1
LordZoma Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	8-bit Theatre Presidential Primaries: The Opposing Party!!! After taking new hampshire, it appears as if Clevinger Sosa is currently the leading pick... now the light warriors have to face primaries of their own. After the polls are in and a clear winner is determined, debates will no doubt ensue.

10-12-2004, 11:25 PM	#2
Viktor Von Russia YOU'VE EATEN POO, HAVE YOU?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Motherland Posts: 1,131	The Black Mage/Fighter tag team will no doubt crush the opposition due to popularity and nothing more. Hey, it worked for the Governator. __________________ Defeat Yanda. "God does not give to a cow that butts." Russian Saying Why don't people check for invisi-text?

10-13-2004, 03:41 AM	#4
RMS Oceanic Shyguy Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 203	Interesting choice. While Thief could steal votes, forge them, place them back, and RM could cast 'Bush's Hanging Chad' to give himself +1 in election situations(from a guest comic a while ago), Black Mage could blow up any opposition. :bmage:: It ain't a two horse race if the first horse disintegrates. That's my motto. :fighter:: I thought your motto was 'Shut up, Fighter'. You use it a lot. On the other hand, what if Brian pulls a Dave 'I like Ice Cream, Time Travel and spoons' Anez and strips whoever runs against him of any abilities that poses a threat to him? __________________ :bmage:: I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down! :rmage:: I am the Red Mage! I tweak the stats that makes the dice roll high! :fighter:: I am the Fighter! I like the swords that makes the monsters hurt much! :thief:: I am the Thief! I steal the moneys that makes the bank accounts dry!

10-13-2004, 11:36 AM	#6
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	Thief is less likely to blow things up. litterrally. RM should be relocated to Secretary of the Treasury since arithmancy and twinkery require similar mindsets. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

10-13-2004, 11:14 AM	#5
ChaosMage Evil Makes Me Smile Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Where Spyware Comes to Die Posts: 904	As much as I would prefer the BM/Fighter ticket to win, given my own propensity for perpetuating evil, I have to give my vote to the Thief/RM team. A combination of vote forging and +1 to electability makes me think they'd be better suited to take on the Clevinger/Sosa team.

10-13-2004, 11:46 AM	#7
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Who's running with Garland for the 3rd party vote? Sky Warrior Bob __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care.

10-13-2004, 02:07 PM	#9
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	Garland/Drizz'l

10-13-2004, 03:44 PM	#10
StabbityExcess Score one for magic! Join Date: May 2004 Location: I wish back in Hong Kong Posts: 176	First of all, why in the nine hells would BM ever team up with fighter when there is no obvious need for a meat shield? As a bodyguard? Maybe. But only then because he serves as the meat shield, he'd likely open BM to even more dangerous or numerous threats. Probably both. Now that I've made the obvious point I vote for :bmage: & :fighter: because they've already got more advertising. Whoa, whoa people. Why on earth would Garland be in this race? Bikke/Drizz'l is the obvious third party canidate. After all, the only reason Bikke didn't kill Garland outright is because he let him join the Dark Warriors. Why would he want to run with Garland? Also Drizz'l is obviously more intelligent than either of the other Dark Warriors so why wouldn't he pair with the ferocious grass-roots guy that Bikke is? Its a killer combo! Librals go with Drizz'l and the blue collar people go with Bikke. Garland is just a fool. The other two are coniving. __________________ http://www.legionsofazeroth.com/sigs/rombursig.jpg <--My kick ass sig! ScrewTheseComics Hilarious Criticisms! Go! Read! Flesh bags beware! gurusloth avatar in vicinity! Your days are numbered. "If you put your hand in the fire, eventually the pain stops. And maybe you'll just go crazy enough to enjoy it." - Dj StarChild