I'm surprised we stopped the innuendos right there. We can make fun of what Geminex said all night...
Impact: "Maria, I need you to come right now."
Rayleen: "Maria, Impact needs you to come. Please hurry."
Maria: "I understand. Impact, please hang on, I'm coming right away."
Renny: "Dad, stop crying."
*Impact has Maria get him a weapon*
Maria: *panting* "Geez, Impact, what is this thing? It's so big and heavy."
Impact: "Oh, that? I don't use it very much unless I'm all pent up so I neglect it most of the time. But when I get really angry, I just take aim and discharge it until it's empty and I don't care who or what I hit."
Maria: "It certainly does look neglected. When was the last time you polished it?"
Impact: "I used to polish it all the time, but it's been a while since I last did that."
Maria: "Well, I've handled things like those before. Would you mind if I polish it for you?"
Renny: "Dad, stop writing that last will and testament."
Impact: "Could you polish it for me, Maria? When I polish it, it still looks like crap, but I bet a woman with your dainty hands could polish it really good."
Maria: "Heh heh heh. Well, I don't like to brag but, before and after I met my husband, I handled things like this all the time."
Impact: "Well, I'll let you polish it after this battle, okay? Anyways, it's time to show these guys what this thing can do!"
Maria: "Whoa, be careful, Impact! You almost dislocated my jaw!"
Renny: "Dad, take that gun away from your forehead."
Maria: "Oh, that's a very large thing, there."
Impact: "Oh yeah. Now this thing, I swing it around all the time."
Shizuka: "He also likes to thrust it, believe me. You should've seen it when it was just Impact and me. He really seemed like he wanted to get it inside me until it comes out the other side."
Maria: "Wouldn't that hurt?"
Shizuka: "I've had stuff like that thrust into me before. Yes, it hurts very much."
Renny: "Dad, why are you dousing yourself with gasoline?"
Rayleen: "Maria, you should return to the other side. Just be ready if Impact needs you to come again."
Maria: "I'll be sure to come whenever he needs me to."
Renny: "Silly father, playing with a lit match when he's soaked in gasoline."
As for Dinner, she's just your average sweet, carefree girl from next door. Granted, she can destroy the moon with a laser beam, but otherwise she's perfectly normal.
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