Pokemon Umbral Discussion 15: The PCs Think Their GM Is Smart. That's a Laugh.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I imagine it's just to rile me up. :3

I'd assume that also, but there's no knowing with Dracorion.

And Gem: I'm still expecting that Omake. I want to see Impact be socially awkward!

[Astral Harmony]

I'm surprised we stopped the innuendos right there. We can make fun of what Geminex said all night...

Impact: "Maria, I need you to come right now."
Rayleen: "Maria, Impact needs you to come. Please hurry."
Maria: "I understand. Impact, please hang on, I'm coming right away."
Renny: "Dad, stop crying."
*Impact has Maria get him a weapon*
Maria: *panting* "Geez, Impact, what is this thing? It's so big and heavy."
Impact: "Oh, that? I don't use it very much unless I'm all pent up so I neglect it most of the time. But when I get really angry, I just take aim and discharge it until it's empty and I don't care who or what I hit."
Maria: "It certainly does look neglected. When was the last time you polished it?"
Impact: "I used to polish it all the time, but it's been a while since I last did that."
Maria: "Well, I've handled things like those before. Would you mind if I polish it for you?"
Renny: "Dad, stop writing that last will and testament."
Impact: "Could you polish it for me, Maria? When I polish it, it still looks like crap, but I bet a woman with your dainty hands could polish it really good."
Maria: "Heh heh heh. Well, I don't like to brag but, before and after I met my husband, I handled things like this all the time."
Impact: "Well, I'll let you polish it after this battle, okay? Anyways, it's time to show these guys what this thing can do!"
Maria: "Whoa, be careful, Impact! You almost dislocated my jaw!"
Renny: "Dad, take that gun away from your forehead."
Maria: "Oh, that's a very large thing, there."
Impact: "Oh yeah. Now this thing, I swing it around all the time."
Shizuka: "He also likes to thrust it, believe me. You should've seen it when it was just Impact and me. He really seemed like he wanted to get it inside me until it comes out the other side."
Maria: "Wouldn't that hurt?"
Shizuka: "I've had stuff like that thrust into me before. Yes, it hurts very much."
Renny: "Dad, why are you dousing yourself with gasoline?"
Rayleen: "Maria, you should return to the other side. Just be ready if Impact needs you to come again."
Maria: "I'll be sure to come whenever he needs me to."
Renny: "Silly father, playing with a lit match when he's soaked in gasoline."

As for Dinner, she's just your average sweet, carefree girl from next door. Granted, she can destroy the moon with a laser beam, but otherwise she's perfectly normal.

[Geminex]

Dinner. MINE.
Seriously. I will corrupt her, I will tame her, whatever it takes. I want power. My significant other being a source of such will be excellent.

Edit:
And speaking of Maria...

I mean, it's not like I don't appreciate Dormond's efforts. I'm glad we could make him come, at the very least. But I guess he comes for Rayleen all the time, I'm guessing she would've liked to have someone else come for a change. And I love AB's post.

[Astral Harmony]

Menarker, there's still some sunlight, but night is fast approaching so Shaymin is in Flight Mode now. Chances are it'll come to screw you just as the bosses appear.

Post is about 40% finished.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

Hell no. Pierce is definately not a sap. Especially not the way he treats Renny on a regular basis (in the RP and on the discussion threads). He might want to grow more emotional, but he's definately not Chizuru material yet.

Hell, I meant romantically. His treatment of Renny doesn't count.

I mean, the way things are going you're never going to see Pierce in an intimate situation with a girl, but I assure you he is a romantic sap.

Best omake ever.

Originally Posted by Geminex

Dinner. MINE.
Seriously. I will corrupt her, I will tame her, whatever it takes. I want power. My significant other being a source of such will be excellent.

I imagine that won't happen unless you can beat her in a fight. Or maybe if you convince her you can find her home dimension.

The first one is unlikely, even after Impact goes full demon. The second one is just a shade short of impossible, mind control or no.

[Astral Harmony]

Impact might be able to take control of Dinner. All he has to do is be careful with what Dinner hears and what she sees. If she knows her efforts are causing problems, then she's against it. But if Impact can somehow convince her that she's doing the right thing, then he's got her around his little pinky. Dinner will never be evil, but she's fucking gullible. It's probably because she's still human.

Now that the post is finished (took so long because I decided to watch Maburaho at the same time), I'm gonna go chill.

[Dracorion]

So. Did Impact get Abducted by the Harpressors or just Hook Stroked?

[Menarker]

One thing that I was curious about. That Magnezone is quad weak to Earthquake, so I figured it would be knocked out in one hit of Earthquake. Hence why I wanted sleep powder on it so it wouldn't be able to use Magnet Rise.

Also figured that Steelix would go down, but then again, that god damn behemoth does have a rather absurd defense similiar to Shuckles, so it makes sense. :3

Very nice post all the same though.

EDIT: Didn't notice that AB sysnopsis said that Steelix was knocked out. Was confused because it said it "held on for dear life". Works for me. ^^

[Dracorion]

Here's the enemy damage tally:

Raikner A: Took severe damage from Kiyomi's Mechanized Cavalry.
Raikner B: Took great damage from Kiyomi's Mechanized Cavalry.
Raikner C: Took critical damage from Shizuka's Apple Splitter.
Raikner D: Took critical damage from Shizuka's Apple Splitter.
Orbishriek A: Full health.
Orbishriek B: Full health.
Orbishriek C: Full health.
Orbishriek D: Asleep. Took small damage from Whitney's Dream Eater.
Juggernaut: Down to 50% HP from Charlotte's Super Fang.
Harpressor A: Full health.
Harpressor B: Full health.

Priority should be taking out the Raikners. Here's my suggestion.

Shizuka: Attack Raikner B.
Rachel: Have Registeel use Flash Cannon on Raikner A
Pierce: Have Kingdra use Divided Dragon Pulse on Raikner A & B. If one of them is already dead, Divide Dragon Pulse between live Raikner and Orbishriek A. If both Raikners are dead, Divide Draco Meteor between Orbishrieks A & B.
Rayleen: Have Rayquaza use Divided Dragon Pulse on Raikners C & D.
Charlotte: Have Sol-Leks use Iron Tail on Orbishriek A.
Dormond: Heal Impact.
Impact: use Stamina Boost, go apeshit on Juggernaut with Dragon Slave.
Pierce's personal: Get the Juggernaut. If it's dead already, attack Orbishriek A.
Charlotte's personal: Get Orbishriek A.
Whitney: Use Psych Up to copy Dormond's boost.
Mika's Juggernaut: Taunt Orbishriek A.
Kiyomi: Go to Renny's side (I'd send Whitney, but I'm assuming AB still wants both sides to have a pure combat Pokebrid, plus we can't let her pass up a Psych Up boost).

What this'll do:
Hopefully kill all Raikners. I'm happy with three out of four.
Kill Juggernaut.
Hopefully kill Orbishrieks A and damage B. I'll settle for Orbishriek A critically wounded.

I'm assuming that, to avoid confusion and because it happened before we reached a decision, Dormond still has the full boost he copied from Snorlax. It's just easier that way. Whitney can get only half the boost.

If Dormond doesn't have Snorlax's full boost, I'd send Whitney to the other side and keep Kiyomi, or if we do have to keep her, have her use Dream Eater on the sleeping Orbishriek.

So hey AB, does Dormond have Snorlax's six stage attack boost or just half? Also, can we send Whitney to the other side?

[Menarker]

Well, from a roleplaying sense, Harriette would want Whitney over. Best Friends and all.