>Let him brood. Go find someone more comprehensible.
You are far too busy being Tergum to be comprehensible.
==>Tergum: Troll Hours in the future (but only two)
You're having trouble remembering the last time you were this angry. You swear to jegus, you're about to do an acrofuckingbatic maneuver off the metaphorical handle.
==>Seethe.
Your friends suck bulge like a cheap Sexecutioner.
==>Elaborate.
Fuck that noise. You'd rather not think about it.
==>Too bad. Flashback.
You are now Tergum in the distant past of an hour and a half ago. You have just finished watching the most recent episode of Pokegrub with your lusus, and the bonding experience has left you feeling relatively elated. You are certain that nothing in the immediate future will ruin that.
Shit. Your GRUPTOP is beeping; you're being pestered.
==>Answer troll.
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meloncholicChumly [MC] started trolling antipathicHopper
MC: TerG\um.
MC: Hey TerG\um!
MC: Come with me an/) you will S\ee a place calle/) KiS\meS\iS\ IS\le!
AH: Wh[] need Kis^^esis Is|_e? It's safer at the d[][ks.
AH: But seri[]us|_y, [a[]way, are y[]u pr[]p[]siti[]ning ^^e?
AH: We b[]th kn[]w that ain't g[]ing d[]wn. After a|_|_, I have a perfe[t|_y good b|_a[kr[]m/
AH: With the entire universe.
AH: Whi[h ^^eans that Y[]U are s^^a|_|_ti^^e.
MC: /juS\t tryinG\ to G\et your attention.
MC: An/) now that I have it,
MC: How woul/) you like to /join my team?
AH: That depends. Wh[]'s []n it s[] far?
MC: MyS\elf an/) Lera/je for S\tarterS\.
MC: I'm conS\i/)erinG\ G\orrma an/) thiS\ one feral fiS\h-G\irl.
AH: H^^. I'|_|_ be h[]nest, G[]rr^^a s[]rt []f s[ares ^^e.
AH: It's just the way she dr[][]|_s when she |_[][]ks at Strize.
AH: Freaks ^^e []ut.
AH: Besides, |_eraje and I d[]n't rea|_|_y get a|_[]ng...
MC: I'm not too fon/) of hiS\ viewS\ on romance either.
MC: But /)ealinG\ with hiS\ conS\tant me/)/)linG\ iS\ better than the alternative.
AH: Fair en[]ugh. I'|_|_ think ab[]ut it.
MC: Okay, I'll G\et back to you in a little while.
MC: I S\till have to /)eal with an irrate royal an/) a lor/)whale butt.
AH: G[][]d |_u[k with that.
melancholicChumly [MC] stopped trolling antipathicHopper [AH]
melancholicChumly [MC] started trolling antipathicHopper [AH]
MC: Oh, an/) if you can fin/) the time, coul/) you pleaS\e check out my /journal exerpt on the TTOTHA boar/).
MC: I'm in /)eS\erate nee/) of S\ome conS\tructive criticiS\m.
melancholicChumly [MC] stopped trolling antipathicHopper [AH]
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Well, that wasn't nearly as horrible as it could have been. You check your conversation with Zebrek and...
Shit.
Mother of
fuck.
That pail-drinker decided to tell Leraje about your non-existent hate crush on Troll Joey. You suppose it could be worse; that meddling idiot could be trolling you right now.
==>Tergum's Grubtop: Beep.
Oh no. Speak of the dumbass...
==>Tergum: Answer Leraje.
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absentPsychologist[AP] started trolling antipathicHopper[AH]
AP: I want. To talk...to you about. Your, unhealthy. Attraction. To a fictional, character.
AH: []h f[]r fu[k's sake...
AH: I d[]n't [are what Zebrek t[]|_d y[]u.
AH: I a^^ N[]T attra[ted t[] Tr[]|_|_ J[]ey.
AH: []ther than the fa[t that he is part []f the kn[]wn universe, whi[h I have a we|_|_ d[][umented kis^^essitude with.
AP: I want. You to...describe. Troll Joey. For me.
AH: He's ann[]ying.
AH: Ta|_ks t[] ^^e even th[]ugh I want n[]thing t[] d[] with hi^^.
AH:Sp[]uts use|_ess [rap n[] []ne [ares ab[]ut.
AH: [an't see^^ t[] take a hint.
AH: He's a |_[]t |_ike y[]u, in that regard.
AP: Oh dear.
AP: Tergum. I like you...in a way. But, we both know I. Don't hate you. Nor like...you in that. Way.
AP: I know. Saying that...took a lot of, courage. But...I just can't be that. To you.
AP: I'm sorry.
AP: I'll leave. You alone...for this.
absentPsychologist[AP] ceased trolling antipathicHopper[AH[
AH: What.
AH: The.
AH: [[][k.
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==>Tergum: what.
You cannot believe that just happened. You had no intention of entering a blackrom with that overreaching idiot! Zebrek. Will. Pay.
==> Make him pay.
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antipathicHopper [AH] started trolling spectacularHellion [SH]
AH: ZEBREK Y[]U S[]N []F A FU[K.
AH: WHAT ^^ADE Y[]U THINK IT WAS A G[][]D IDEA T[] TE|_|_ |_ERAJE THAT I'^^ IN HATE WITH A FI[TI[]NA|_ [HARA[TER
AH: N[]w he's a|_|_ up in ^^y gri|_|_.
SH: i thought he could help you out you know give you some advice its not good for you
AH: I wi|_|_ pun[h y[]u in the b[]ne bu|_ge.
SH: if punching something makes you feel better id rather you not punch me though that would hurt
AH: Hurting y[]u was s[]rt []f the entire fu[king p[]int.
SH: dude you dont have to get angry leraje and i are just trying to help and you shouldnt try to have a kismesissitude with me i mean youre nice and all but i dont really like you that way sorry
AH: WHAT
AH: WHY D[] PE[]P|_E KEEP
AH:I ^^EAN WHAT THE
AH: N[]T EVEN RE^^[]TE|_Y WHAT I WAS INSINUATING.
SH: ok dude slow down i told you i dont really like you like that sorry but you dont need to insinuate anything to me
SH: you know what im gonna take off give you some time to figure it out dude good luck i hope you work everything out
- spectacularHellion [SH] ceased trolling antipathicHopper [AH] -
AH: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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==>Tergum: Rage.
DONE AND DONE.
==>Tell Caoway where he can shove his team.
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antipathicHopper [AH] started trolling melancholicChumly [MC]
AH: Hey. Just sp[]ke with |_eraje.
AH: I'^^ pretty sure that if I'^^ []n the sa^^e tea^^ as hi^^, he WI|_|_ DIE.
AH: That w[]u|_d pr[]bab|_y be [ounterpr[]du[tive.
MC: You G\ot to be fuckinG\ ki/)/)inG\ me.
MC: After all that trouble I went throuG\h to G\et a hol/) of Zeb.
MC: You meS\S\aG\e me an/) tell me thiS\.
MC: I gueS\S\ thiS\ iS\ the point where my /)ay really turnS\ S\our.
AH: He's []n y[]ur tea^^ as we|_|_?
AH: Sweet jegus I'^^ g|_ad I w[]n't be p|_aying with y[]u fu[kers.
MC: Perfect. /juS\t fuckinG\ perfect.
AH: Su[k it up.
MC: You're tellinG\ ME to S\uck it up?
MC: All riG\ht fine. I'll en/)ure thiS\ crock of S\hit I S\eem to have fallen into an/) am now wa/)ing throuG\h.
MC: You're wor/)S\ have fuckinG\ lifte/) my S\piritS\.
MC: I'll not only roun/) up the neceS\S\ary amount of playerS\.
MC: I'll fuckinG\ lea/) them to victory.
AH: Yeah, that's [ute.
AH: B|_uh b|_uh, n[] []ne [ares.
AH: I kn[]w y[]u're fu[king devestated that I w[]n't p|_ay with you, but jegus.
AH: If y[]u're that fu[king desperate t[] spend ti^^e with ^^e, d[]n't bring pe[]p|_e I hate.
MC: You hate everyone!
AH: Exa[tly. Whi[h is why y[]ur []bvi[]us|_y transparent red fee|_ings t[]wards ^^e are unrequieted.
MC: ...
MC: You can't be S\eriouS\.
AH: I just d[]n't pity y[]u. S[]rry.
MC: Hate an/) pity, hate an/) pity.
MC: IS\ that all anybo/)y ever thinkS\ about?
AH: I h[]pe we [an sti|_|_ be hatefriends.
AH: And just s[] y[]u kn[]w, it's n[]t ^^e.
AH: It's y[]u.
MC: You know what, I'm not broken up about you not /joininG\ anymore.
MC: ThiS\ talk haS\ really helpe/).
AH: I'^^ g|_ad. {:-)
AH: Have fun with the du^^basses
MC: I will.
antipathicHopper [AH] stopped trolling melancholicChumly [MC]
MC: S\hiver my gog/)amn woo/)en partS\, that guy iS\ S\uch an aS\S\hat.
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Well, on one hand, that helped calm you down a little. On the other, you just pissed off one of the few people you can stand to talk to, which just makes you more angry.
==>Be someone less angry.