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synkr0nized · 03-10-2011, 11:25 PM

Bard is banned for using a thread title that got me to come down and visit the games and roleplaying section of the board.

rpgdemon is banned for impersonating Jesus (but luckily for you you are safe over on Keen) and also for not roleplaying a demon.

Kyanbu is banned for piloting red mobile suits that weren't Epyon. I don't care if it came later. And also I guess for crimes against Earth. Bitchin' shades, though.

Thadius is banned for using a gray color but not being as outrageous as Karkat. Pre-emptively also banned for potential complaints about more Homestuck crap on NPF.

Shyria is banned for impersonating a dragon and for being likable on the Internet. I mean who does that.

Banning Hawk for blatant abuse of banning powers. That's reserved for NPF staff.

Loyal is banned because I question the truth in that username. Also the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that I cannot know his exact position AND momentum, so I mean he could be doing anything.

Arcanum is banned from responding to this memo.

Osterbaum still has comic sans. Holy shit banned.

Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules.

Geminex, I have suspicions about you. I know your kind and the trouble you get into.

Magic Marker, I know what you are planning. Soon you will unleash your wing of ace canine pilots upon the world in a bid to garner global power, and I cannot let that happen.

Pocheros is inducted into the Grammarian... fuck it, I can't think of a fun title. But not banned.

Kerensky, I hold you partially responsible for people thinking they could actually handle doing an LP here at NPF. Take some time off to reflect upon what you have done.

Inbred Chocobo: Consider this a warning. Don't impersonate a mod.

Hey, what's up, Fenris?

akaSM, that's a great avatar. But fuck you with that post talking about what I am doing before I came here to do it. I mean it's not like it's been a day since you posted that or anything; don't steal my ideas and then pretend to give them to Fenris.

Kakashi, shouldn't you be out training genin or something? Also, what's this "bant" junk? Why don't you go sit under a watefall and meditate for a while.

What's up, Solid? Friendship magic for life.

Specterbane, I want you to think of a number. Multiply it by two. Add the digits together and then divide that sum by the number you started with originally. Subtract three and a half from that number and then add one thousand.

What card is in my hand?

No, that is incorrect. I am sorry -- you are now banned.

Someone has to keep you fiends in line.

03-10-2011, 11:25 PM	#60
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	in which I might be funny but probably not Bard is banned for using a thread title that got me to come down and visit the games and roleplaying section of the board. rpgdemon is banned for impersonating Jesus (but luckily for you you are safe over on Keen) and also for not roleplaying a demon. Kyanbu is banned for piloting red mobile suits that weren't Epyon. I don't care if it came later. And also I guess for crimes against Earth. Bitchin' shades, though. Thadius is banned for using a gray color but not being as outrageous as Karkat. Pre-emptively also banned for potential complaints about more Homestuck crap on NPF. Shyria is banned for impersonating a dragon and for being likable on the Internet. I mean who does that. Banning Hawk for blatant abuse of banning powers. That's reserved for NPF staff. Loyal is banned because I question the truth in that username. Also the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that I cannot know his exact position AND momentum, so I mean he could be doing anything. Arcanum is banned from responding to this memo. Osterbaum still has comic sans. Holy shit banned. Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules. Geminex, I have suspicions about you. I know your kind and the trouble you get into. Magic Marker, I know what you are planning. Soon you will unleash your wing of ace canine pilots upon the world in a bid to garner global power, and I cannot let that happen. Pocheros is inducted into the Grammarian... fuck it, I can't think of a fun title. But not banned. Kerensky, I hold you partially responsible for people thinking they could actually handle doing an LP here at NPF. Take some time off to reflect upon what you have done. Inbred Chocobo: Consider this a warning. Don't impersonate a mod. Hey, what's up, Fenris? akaSM, that's a great avatar. But fuck you with that post talking about what I am doing before I came here to do it. I mean it's not like it's been a day since you posted that or anything; don't steal my ideas and then pretend to give them to Fenris. Kakashi, shouldn't you be out training genin or something? Also, what's this "bant" junk? Why don't you go sit under a watefall and meditate for a while. What's up, Solid? Friendship magic for life. Specterbane, I want you to think of a number. Multiply it by two. Add the digits together and then divide that sum by the number you started with originally. Subtract three and a half from that number and then add one thousand. What card is in my hand? No, that is incorrect. I am sorry -- you are now banned. Someone has to keep you fiends in line. __________________ Find love.