You're Banned! - Page 6

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-10-2011, 07:49 PM

Arcanum is banned for wearing his seizure inducing avvy.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 03-10-2011, 07:53 PM

Kyanbu is twice banned for banning someone for something they were already banned for, and the lack of an original excuse that that banning implies.

Specterbane · 03-10-2011, 08:03 PM

Hawk is banned for killing people with avian allergies.

Hatake Kakashi · 03-10-2011, 08:04 PM

Specterbane is BANT for being really, really slow.

Thadius · 03-10-2011, 08:15 PM

Hatake is banned for having a lightning crotch laser. Those were all outlawed in the 90's, you know.

Loyal · 03-10-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Arcanum

Loyal is banned for not going into more detail.

Sorry, what happens in the Masons' stays in the Masons'. Except that cat, the one time. Poor thing.

Thad's banned for failing to live up to his villainy quota.

Bard The 5th LW · 03-10-2011, 09:12 PM

Loyal is banned for picking up the slack in Thad's villainy.

Kyanbu The Legend · 03-10-2011, 10:03 PM

Bard is banned for driving down the highway going 20miles over the speed limit in a pink sports car with whale skin interior seats while consuming a Big Mac and a Large order of fries.

Thadius · 03-10-2011, 10:09 PM

Kyanbu is banned for taking all the good reasons for banning people. You go sit in that cornfield and think about what you've done and why you should share.

synkr0nized · 03-10-2011, 11:25 PM

Bard is banned for using a thread title that got me to come down and visit the games and roleplaying section of the board.

rpgdemon is banned for impersonating Jesus (but luckily for you you are safe over on Keen) and also for not roleplaying a demon.

Kyanbu is banned for piloting red mobile suits that weren't Epyon. I don't care if it came later. And also I guess for crimes against Earth. Bitchin' shades, though.

Thadius is banned for using a gray color but not being as outrageous as Karkat. Pre-emptively also banned for potential complaints about more Homestuck crap on NPF.

Shyria is banned for impersonating a dragon and for being likable on the Internet. I mean who does that.

Banning Hawk for blatant abuse of banning powers. That's reserved for NPF staff.

Loyal is banned because I question the truth in that username. Also the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that I cannot know his exact position AND momentum, so I mean he could be doing anything.

Arcanum is banned from responding to this memo.

Osterbaum still has comic sans. Holy shit banned.

Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules.

Geminex, I have suspicions about you. I know your kind and the trouble you get into.

Magic Marker, I know what you are planning. Soon you will unleash your wing of ace canine pilots upon the world in a bid to garner global power, and I cannot let that happen.

Pocheros is inducted into the Grammarian... fuck it, I can't think of a fun title. But not banned.

Kerensky, I hold you partially responsible for people thinking they could actually handle doing an LP here at NPF. Take some time off to reflect upon what you have done.

Inbred Chocobo: Consider this a warning. Don't impersonate a mod.

Hey, what's up, Fenris?

akaSM, that's a great avatar. But fuck you with that post talking about what I am doing before I came here to do it. I mean it's not like it's been a day since you posted that or anything; don't steal my ideas and then pretend to give them to Fenris.

Kakashi, shouldn't you be out training genin or something? Also, what's this "bant" junk? Why don't you go sit under a watefall and meditate for a while.

What's up, Solid? Friendship magic for life.

Specterbane, I want you to think of a number. Multiply it by two. Add the digits together and then divide that sum by the number you started with originally. Subtract three and a half from that number and then add one thousand.

What card is in my hand?

No, that is incorrect. I am sorry -- you are now banned.

Someone has to keep you fiends in line.

03-10-2011, 07:49 PM	#51
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Arcanum is banned for wearing his seizure inducing avvy. __________________

03-10-2011, 08:03 PM	#53
Specterbane Safety First Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Land of Gumdrops and Ice-cream Posts: 746	Hawk is banned for killing people with avian allergies. __________________ http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpos...ostcount=10436

03-10-2011, 08:15 PM	#55
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Hatake is banned for having a lightning crotch laser. Those were all outlawed in the 90's, you know. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

03-10-2011, 10:03 PM	#58
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Bard is banned for driving down the highway going 20miles over the speed limit in a pink sports car with whale skin interior seats while consuming a Big Mac and a Large order of fries. __________________

03-10-2011, 10:09 PM	#59
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Kyanbu is banned for taking all the good reasons for banning people. You go sit in that cornfield and think about what you've done and why you should share. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

03-10-2011, 09:12 PM	#57
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Loyal is banned for picking up the slack in Thad's villainy.

03-10-2011, 11:25 PM	#60
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	in which I might be funny but probably not Bard is banned for using a thread title that got me to come down and visit the games and roleplaying section of the board. rpgdemon is banned for impersonating Jesus (but luckily for you you are safe over on Keen) and also for not roleplaying a demon. Kyanbu is banned for piloting red mobile suits that weren't Epyon. I don't care if it came later. And also I guess for crimes against Earth. Bitchin' shades, though. Thadius is banned for using a gray color but not being as outrageous as Karkat. Pre-emptively also banned for potential complaints about more Homestuck crap on NPF. Shyria is banned for impersonating a dragon and for being likable on the Internet. I mean who does that. Banning Hawk for blatant abuse of banning powers. That's reserved for NPF staff. Loyal is banned because I question the truth in that username. Also the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that I cannot know his exact position AND momentum, so I mean he could be doing anything. Arcanum is banned from responding to this memo. Osterbaum still has comic sans. Holy shit banned. Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules. Geminex, I have suspicions about you. I know your kind and the trouble you get into. Magic Marker, I know what you are planning. Soon you will unleash your wing of ace canine pilots upon the world in a bid to garner global power, and I cannot let that happen. Pocheros is inducted into the Grammarian... fuck it, I can't think of a fun title. But not banned. Kerensky, I hold you partially responsible for people thinking they could actually handle doing an LP here at NPF. Take some time off to reflect upon what you have done. Inbred Chocobo: Consider this a warning. Don't impersonate a mod. Hey, what's up, Fenris? akaSM, that's a great avatar. But fuck you with that post talking about what I am doing before I came here to do it. I mean it's not like it's been a day since you posted that or anything; don't steal my ideas and then pretend to give them to Fenris. Kakashi, shouldn't you be out training genin or something? Also, what's this "bant" junk? Why don't you go sit under a watefall and meditate for a while. What's up, Solid? Friendship magic for life. Specterbane, I want you to think of a number. Multiply it by two. Add the digits together and then divide that sum by the number you started with originally. Subtract three and a half from that number and then add one thousand. What card is in my hand? No, that is incorrect. I am sorry -- you are now banned. Someone has to keep you fiends in line. __________________ Find love.