Wing Wong.

[Technocrack]

Sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, boredom leads to this:
(By the way, The Jimmy is me. ^^)

MasterO'Magic says:
Feather dusters will invader Europe. Sweeping clean all the furniture, and raising such a dust storm that it will drive all of the pitiful human race from the area. This will allow the staplers to rule supreme...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
*snorts*

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
O.o

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Nice.

MasterO'Magic says:
They will then proceed to cover everything in paper, and thumbtacks will be forced to punch holes all day long for the ants to crawl through. The ants in turn would build a giant mud robot to terrorize the rest of the Earth...

MasterO'Magic says:
The armies of the humans will lauch nukes, only to be repelled by paper airplanes manned by cochroaches, which can survive the nuke, build a new paper airplane, and fly again. Then the birds will rain white poop down upon the cities...

MasterO'Magic says:
The horrible stench wiping out any humans who are still alive.

MasterO'Magic says:
Sorry. Got bored...

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Bah... All this will not occur if the staplers are destroyed before their dark plan can come to fruition...

MasterO'Magic says:
Not possible. The gophers are ready to repel any attack.

MasterO'Magic says:
And the praire dogs are keeping watch.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
P'fah. Gophers. Please, my Magic master friend... The gophers can easily be repelled by the catfish.

MasterO'Magic says:
But the catfish would not side with the humans that eat them...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Hee!

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Oh, yes they would...

MasterO'Magic says:
And if they did, the true cats would eat every last one of them, since they are already mad at them for using their name.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Feh, the cats will fall to the crows....

MasterO'Magic says:
Which also hate humans, for butchering them, and forcing them to stay in certain pastures, as well as taking their young and the milk that would have fed them.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Pah! You may be a master of magic, but you are apparently not a master of reading...ness. I said CROWS, not COWS.

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Cows?!?!

MasterO'Magic says:
Oh, I was just countering the arguement you were going to say next.

MasterO'Magic says:
The crows would be destroyed by the eagles, which happen to hate their less noble kin.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Hah, eagles have no chance against the crows... They attack in swarms... Have you ever seen a crow swarm?

MasterO'Magic says:
But they are cowards. And the eagles are more used to fighting, as they are a predator, not a lowly scavenger. This also means they have better claws for it...

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
But a crow swarm will devour and destroy anything in its path...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Which species is on the endangered list?

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Oooh... That, my friends, is what we like to call a 'zing'... Nice one, SA! ^^

MasterO'Magic says:
Only b/c the humans took away their hunting grounds. This makes them angrier. THus more vicious.

MasterO'Magic says:
The crows had nothing to do with their downfall either, so that arguement didn't really apply...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
*shuffles feet* heh, it wasn't that funny...but okay.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Strength in numbers, MoM... Two-hundred crows against a few dozen eagles?

MasterO'Magic says:
More than a few dozen. And they are more elite. Besides, the songbirds would join the noble eagles, as they hate the noise the crows make. It disturbs their bueatiful songs.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Hah! Songbirds, although pretty, are cowardly...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Oh dear...

MasterO'Magic says:
So are the crows. Besides, they would gain confidence in their huge numbers.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Songbirds don't attack in huge numbers... I've never seen a finch-swarm, have you?

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Guys...hold on for a minute will you?

MasterO'Magic says:
They would be organized. You've never seen a cochroach fly a paper airplane to take down a nuke either, now have you?

[The Mirror Emperor]

DruidofUndeath: Chocolate or peanut butter must have milk
spark0138: I have it with soda and it's fine.
DruidofUndeath: To mix them with soda is blasphemy
spark0138: Then I'm blasphemous.
DruidofUndeath: Heathen!
spark0138: Caffiene is my god.
spark0138: No..
DruidofUndeath: Thou shalt be burned at the candy cane for this!
spark0138: carbonated drinks are my god.
DruidofUndeath: The crime of improper sugar consumption must not go unpunished!
spark0138: Do I get a free pillow while I'm burned?
DruidofUndeath: No
spark0138: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DruidofUndeath: We cover you in marshmallow creme though
spark0138: Ooh, marshmallow creme.
DruidofUndeath: That stuff hurts when its burned on you
spark0138: Meh, I can deal.
DruidofUndeath: lol
spark0138: But no pillow?
DruidofUndeath: No
spark0138: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DruidofUndeath: We sharpen small candy canes to form nails
spark0138: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DruidofUndeath: So we can caneify you
spark0138: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
DruidofUndeath: I'd say crucify but you need a crucifix for that
DruidofUndeath: For sugar related crimes you get the cane
DruidofUndeath: not the cross
DruidofUndeath: We're particular about that
spark0138: For sugar related canes I should get the Pop Rock chair.
DruidofUndeath: You worship the soda eh?
DruidofUndeath: That gives me an idea
DruidofUndeath: You will be forced to consume pop rocks and soda until your stomach bursts!
spark0138: You shall NOT take my soda! *growls while protectinga can*
spark0138: Really? Cool.
DruidofUndeath: You'll have all you can drink.........and then some hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
spark0138: Sweet, dude.
DruidofUndeath: I know
spark0138: *consumes both and explodes*
DruidofUndeath: Its like dying in the sack
spark0138: I've never really had Pop Rocks.
spark0138: I just know about them.
DruidofUndeath: They're pretty good
DruidofUndeath: You know the myth about pop rocks and soda right?
spark0138: Yes.
DruidofUndeath: Okay then
PixiStik01: sorry guys, got distracted
spark0138: It's unfounded though.
DruidofUndeath: No problem
spark0138: All it does is just hurt your mouth.
PixiStik01: I just got a letetr from dan, that he sent last week.
DruidofUndeath: Just figuring out Spark's execution
spark0138: At least that's what my cousin told me.
DruidofUndeath: For the crimes of improper sugar consumption
spark0138: Soda and chocolate DO go together!
PixiStik01: It has his kavlar helmet strap in it, lol.
DruidofUndeath: He dares accompany chocolate and peanut butter with soda intead of milk
spark0138: Soda is my god.
spark0138: If you take him away you shall feel my carbonation-fueled wrath.
DruidofUndeath: Thou shalt worship the lactose god or thou shalt suffer!
DruidofUndeath: Make thine choice
spark0138: Thou's lactose god sucks to the very brinkeths of hell!
DruidofUndeath: Blasphemy!
DruidofUndeath: To the cane with ye
PixiStik01: lol, my brothers trying to talk me into getting 5 flashbangs for him from dan.
spark0138: *runs*
DruidofUndeath: You can think about your loyalties as you are forced to eat nothing but saurkraut while tacked on to the cane
spark0138: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
spark0138: *runs faster*
PixiStik01: o.o?
DruidofUndeath: *Spark trips over licorice rope*
DruidofUndeath: Now you shall suffer for your crimes
spark0138: Damn you licorice! You serve an annoying purpose!
DruidofUndeath: Bring forth the nerds rope so we may bind this heathen
spark0138: NOOOOOOOOO! Not the Wonka! Anything but the Wonka!
DruidofUndeath: hoohoohoohoohahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
spark0138: *gets up and runs*
DruidofUndeath: Gummy guards!
DruidofUndeath: Seize him!
spark0138: NO! Get away from me you delicious fruity bear bastards!
DruidofUndeath: They have candy cane butons
spark0138: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DruidofUndeath: batons?
DruidofUndeath: Something like that..........they're blunt and hurty
spark0138: Well I shall smite them with my Bubble Tape gun.
DruidofUndeath: Fool
DruidofUndeath: Bubble tape is candyland's duct tape
DruidofUndeath: Wait........he may be able to use that for something
DruidofUndeath: He's going candy redneck on us flee!!!!
PixiStik01: lol, this strap smells weird.
spark0138: Hahahah!
spark0138: Feel my caffiene wrath!
PixiStik01: Bah, he has a big head, heh.
DruidofUndeath: Ha! I have red hots!
spark0138: NO!
DruidofUndeath: Bring forth the warheads!!!
PixiStik01: >..< What the hell is going on?
DruidofUndeath: We're having a candy war
spark0138: I have Good & Plenties! Bring it on!
DruidofUndeath: Weapons of mass sugaration
PixiStik01: :steals all the candy and runs away:

[shiney]

shiney: hah! fag!
Aron: so very nice of you
shiney: i know, wasn't it!? :D
Aron: yeah
shiney: consider yourself gifted, it's not every day...
shiney: well
shiney: it's not EVERY hour i drive-by fag someone
shiney: but yeah usually every day
Aron: well i have taken note to the drive by fag
Aron: but what are you going to do when i beat your ass in RL
Aron: ?
shiney: cry probably, then say you suck cocks from a considerable and safe distance
Aron: your lucky im ill right now, or i'd slap the taste out yo mouf
Aron: notice the mouf
shiney: damn
shiney: mouf says it all
Aron: you will be beggin me to slap you again
Aron: to put the taste back in
shiney: darn taste! why do you have so much hate!
Aron: its easy
Aron: you have to hate to win
Aron: player haters ball
Aron: yearly event
shiney: damn
shiney: are there like gift cards with hate stock? pre-paid amounts and stuff that you can use at your leisure?
Aron: its in the design stage right now
Aron: but it is to be expected 2005 summer
Aron: act now
Aron: and ill show you my hate for free.99
shiney: must pre-order hate...
shiney: this conversation is so bizarre, and yet it is very much a norm for me
Aron: isnt it though
Aron: most ppl stop half way through and just say
Aron: whats up or somthing
Aron: not us
Aron: we take it to levels that are not yet explored
shiney: yeah fuck that what's up BS
shiney: i don't care what's up
shiney: i need hate
Aron: my thoughts exactly

[Meister]

[I sent my buddy a link to a household tip that said to glue cork plates to black furniture so it doesn't get dusty as fast; a comment was attached saying "If I wanted Cork forniture I would buy cork furniture and not black one."]

Meister: I'd like a black carpet
but you see every speckle of dust on those
Eisengiesser: I got a piece of advice there
Meister: listening
Eisengiesser: cork
Meister: But of course!
Eisengiesser: quite honestly though: if I wanted a cork carpet I would buy a cork carpet and not a black one
Meister: I do have a cork floor
Eisengiesser: then you just have to somehow fit the carpet under the floor
Meister: that or I get some more plates and make a little sandwich
Eisengiesser: cork plates?
Meister: yes indeed
Meister: black cork
Eisengiesser: black's not good
you see every speckle of dust on black
Meister: I'll just cover it with a carpet then
Eisengiesser: that would work
Meister: make a tower up to the ceiling
no dust anymore
Meister: a pillar of sorts
Eisengiesser: if you can get the capital, I'll do the marketing
Meister: no problem, just a quick trip to the library
Eisengiesser: to steal their money
genius
Meister: I was thinking of The Capital by Marx
Meister: but that's even better
Meister: but wait
I do not think that is allowed
Eisengiesser: bah! as if they need all that money for books; they'll just have to step back
Meister: quite true. what is public education compared to my carpet-and-cork-pillar?
Eisengiesser: nothing!
Eisengiesser: it's the next big thing, I can feel it
Meister: well, up to the ceiling
Eisengiesser: right
and some ceilings are even higher than others
Meister: yours is

Here ende the part of the conversation I can conceivably post. The rest includes several instances of adult material, including, but by far not limited to, the words "dong" and "masturbate." Also, there are naughty references to his chinchilla.

[Dragonsbane]

Crows actually do drive away large hawks and even great-horned owls when they swarm...picking on them, even. Crows win, hands down.

Besides, eagles aren't necessarily predators of other birds, while crows are willing to kill their smaller kin and eat them when hungry.

[edit]

Originally Posted by BlackMageGirl!

Maybe if MoM changed the font color it would be a bit easier, or if he put whatever the person said right after their screename. Would that help?

Was that right before or right after I joined/left the conversation? I seem to remember SAAM referring to himself as a plumber, and references to the SAAW.

[Terex4]

Spokavriel: I mean it's like drinking soda with reeses PB cups
DruidofUndeath: Milk goes well with peanut butter and/or chocolate
DruidofUndeath: Blasphemer!!!!
spark0138: Not for me.
spark0138: Drinking soda with chocolate is fun! I do it all the time!
DruidofUndeath: grrr.....
CrescentEyeDemon has entered the room.
DruidofUndeath: Milk is the one true way
DruidofUndeath: Hi Demon
DruidofUndeath: Thou shalt not consume any beverage apart from milk when partaking in the sacred foods
Psycho828: he's writing a thesis
Psycho828: im not gonna bother him
DruidofUndeath: Lucius 2:17
spark0138: Well guess what?
Psycho828: hi demon of hawt one
Spokavriel: Druid you are dilusional
spark0138: Thou shall consume sacred foods with whatever liquid he pleases.
CrescentEyeDemon: Hello Batgirl of Hawt One.
CrescentEyeDemon: And Everyone else.
spark0138: Sparks 5:06
Spokavriel: what is this Hawt one?
Psycho828: demon wants in my emt pants
DruidofUndeath: I wrote the book of Lucius not you. It is the will of the lactose god
spark0138: hallo demon
spark0138: I wrote the book of Sparks. Beat that!
DruidofUndeath: I already have
spark0138: No you didn't.
DruidofUndeath: The book of Lucius is holier than yours
spark0138: I made a movie about The Book of Sparks. What about you?
DruidofUndeath: See, I'm not copying a movie
DruidofUndeath: I'm original
DruidofUndeath: :p
spark0138: I am too.
Nosferatu01176: I cuased the book of slaughter,bloodshed,halocaust,murder/ anything else to be created
spark0138: As a matter of fact, let me read another psalm from my book.
spark0138: Thou can party all night and day and not get in trouble as long as parents dont come.
Sasami Android has entered the room.
spark0138: Sparks 7:9
Spokavriel: Hi SA
Spokavriel: missed you
Sasami Android: Meh. Hello.
Psycho828: hi sa
Spokavriel: but the chat you missed is even longer than NPF post limit I don't think I will be sending it to you
DruidofUndeath: Then the Lactose God did say "Thou shalt forsake the book of Sparks for it is an abomination in mine eyes." Lucius 9:36
DruidofUndeath: Hi
Nosferatu01176: stupid IE crashed
Spokavriel: Druid if you aren't writing this fictional tome then how could it know of the book of sparks without the book of sparks comming before it?
spark0138: The Book of Sparks says "Thou shall forsake the book of Lucius. Failure to comply will result in one beating of the Beating Stick." Sparks 8:90
DruidofUndeath: The Lactose God is clairvoyant
Spokavriel: lol
DruidofUndeath: He knew the book of Sparks would be written and thus prepared us for it
Spokavriel: the lactose god is a boob
DruidofUndeath: lol
DruidofUndeath: Which is why she is holier than Spark's god
spark0138: The Soda God wants everyone to relax and has more mind powers than your Lucius.
DruidofUndeath: She's also the patron goddess of cleavage
Nosferatu01176: book of (murder sluaghter yaya blah blah, lets call it book of killing for short) killing, reads "Spark needs to die from being sadomized with a garden hose on full spray'
spark0138: Soda God can get you free stuff.
spark0138: Oh really Nos? Let me read my rebuttal through psalm.
DruidofUndeath: The soda god has stooped to codes
DruidofUndeath: Now his subjects can no longer enjoy a prize from reading the cap
Spokavriel: sounds like the Gov of certain areas on NPF
spark0138: "Thou shall kill Nos through way of Beating Stick. Failure to comply will include you in said beating."
DruidofUndeath: They must suffer through the lands of connection trouble
DruidofUndeath: And browser mishaps before they can claim their salvation
spark0138: Well..
CrescentEyeDemon: Demon with a Glass Hand is not a religion. It is an idea. A concept. Conjecture.
Nosferatu01176: shut up dod -_-
CrescentEyeDemon: But a Hawt one nonetheless.
Mastermailksgirl has entered the room.
Spokavriel: WB
spark0138: Demon With A Glass Hand's religion is more holier than mine. Damn.
DruidofUndeath: Nosferatu has seen the light!
spark0138: Hallo GTNK
DruidofUndeath: He knows of the perils of which I speak
Spokavriel: WB Tibi
Mastermailksgirl: POKE!!!!!
spark0138: POKE!
Spokavriel: :: pounces Tibi from behind ::
Mastermailksgirl: -falls to floor face first-
spark0138: Err..screw the book of Sparks.
spark0138: I shall make another book.
DruidofUndeath: Ha! I am victorious!
spark0138: This time from the Food God.
spark0138: You cannot resist.
DruidofUndeath: He has resorted to the King James method
OO Lideah Oo has left the room.
Spokavriel: :: managed with catlike agility to make sure her face didn't hit the floor she only fell that way::
spark0138: You might as well concede. The Food God rules all. Without him, you die.
Mastermailksgirl: OW! squished boobies....
spark0138: Heh.
DruidofUndeath: The Lactose Goddess is more powerful
Spokavriel: lol :: goes into the kitchen ::
DruidofUndeath: She feeds you before you can indulge in the Food God's pleasures
spark0138: The Food God interwines with the Lactose Goddess. Plus she's his bitch.
spark0138: So beat that.
Psycho828: what if you're like me and you're allergic to the lactose goddess?
DruidofUndeath: Quite the contrary, without her there are no boobies
CrescentEyeDemon: And Demon said onto the mass, "You must wear fuzzy pants, for they are my gift."
spark0138: Then praise the Food God Ari.
DruidofUndeath: You have been forsaken in another life
Mastermailksgirl: 0.o;......
DruidofUndeath: You are spending a life time of Lactose free existance to repent
Spokavriel: Cookoo too many Kookoo Relegions all nonsence
Nosferatu01176: Ok there I logged off and back on
spark0138: The Food God rules you all. You need him, and he needs you. Without him, you die and without you, he'll be bored.
Nosferatu01176: lets see if the POS crash's now
Psycho828: the lactose goddess makes me puke
spark0138: Praise Food God!
Spokavriel: literally
DruidofUndeath: As is your punishment for your transgressions in your previous life
DruidofUndeath: Now you pay in this one
Nosferatu01176: in my previous li.... wait I never die so HA
DruidofUndeath: Fear not for unpon your rebirth in the next life you shall enjoy the pleasures of the lactose gift
DruidofUndeath: upon
DruidofUndeath: You existed before this lifetime
Spokavriel: Druid are you saying in the next life the transgressors will have huge mamerys?
spark0138: If you praise Food God, your afterlife shall be rich and rewarding.
spark0138: You shall get your favorite delicacies anytime you wish..
DruidofUndeath: Before the rise of food humanity fed from the succulent breasts of the goddess
spark0138: and not gain a single pound. Hah.
Nosferatu01176: you know whats good?
Nosferatu01176: Cheeze wi
DruidofUndeath: Quite possibly Spok
Nosferatu01176: wiz*
DruidofUndeath: Huge mameries are a sign of the Goddess' favor
Spokavriel: AFK
CrescentEyeDemon: Cheese Whiz is like processed death.
DruidofUndeath: And how do you make cheese?
DruidofUndeath: With milk
Nosferatu01176: cheez whiz + Ritz crackers = pwned
DruidofUndeath: The son of the Goddess created food
spark0138: If you make cheese it is deemed the Food God's delight.
DruidofUndeath: And then the humans did snack
spark0138: Because pwns all food.
spark0138: Cheese is food.
DruidofUndeath: And they were cast out from the heavens and cursed with obesity

[Terex4]

Ran out of room

spark0138: Because the Lactose Goddess made people fat.
Nosferatu01176: what are you talking about? The morning star wasn't fat
DruidofUndeath: She looked upon her fallen children and said "Thou shall forsake food to maintain your figures for with it you will grow round and heavy"
spark0138: The morning star wasn't fat because she praised the Food God.
DruidofUndeath: The food god seeks to trick you
spark0138: Who is husband to the Drink Goddess.
Nosferatu01176: spark do you even know what the morning star is?
spark0138: Not really.
DruidofUndeath: The food god is the son of the Lactose Goddess
DruidofUndeath: He corrupted her children
Nosferatu01176: Morninstar = Lucifer
spark0138: The Food God denies this.
DruidofUndeath: And cast them from grace
DruidofUndeath: Of course he denies it!
spark0138: No..
DruidofUndeath: He's the reason we no longer drink from the breasts of the goddess!
spark0138: The Food God denies any relationship with the Lactose Goddess.
Nosferatu01176: The food god has a son and a duaghter
spark0138: YOU'RE the reason we don't delicate on the breasts!
Nosferatu01176: Balemia and Anorexia
DruidofUndeath: If it weren't for your god I'd have a face full of goddess boob right now!
Mastermailksgirl: O.O;...........
CrescentEyeDemon: Bwah?
Nosferatu01176: don't ask Stef
spark0138: If it weren't for your God we would still HAVE a boob!
Mastermailksgirl: i'm not....
DruidofUndeath: THE Goddess provides us with boobs so we don't forget our glory
DruidofUndeath: And all that is right
spark0138: THE God makes those boobs.
spark0138: hah!
CrescentEyeDemon: ... ... ... *Shocked Syemour*
DruidofUndeath: No The Goddess does
DruidofUndeath: She came first
DruidofUndeath: And is the patron Goddess of boobs
spark0138: But the son learns from the daughter.
Nosferatu01176: hahaha
Nosferatu01176: omg thats friggan great
spark0138: Urr..
Nosferatu01176: There was this pirate ship. One day, they see an enemy ship. The captain says, "first mate, bring me my red coat". So the first mate gets it and brings it to the captain.
spark0138: I said that wrong.
DruidofUndeath: Big boobs are a sign of favor
Nosferatu01176: Then they procced to capture the enemy ship. The next day, they see 5 enemy ships. the captain says "first mate, bring me my red coat
DruidofUndeath: Freudian slip
Nosferatu01176: the first mate asks, "why do you need your red coat?" the captain respondes, " if i have my red coat, when they cut me, they can't see me bleed."
Nosferatu01176: so the first mate goes and gets him his red coat, and they procced to capture the 5 enemy ships. A week later, they come across 100 enemy ships
Nosferatu01176: The captain says "First mate, bring me my brown pants."
DruidofUndeath: lol
spark0138: Heh.
Mastermailksgirl: lol
DruidofUndeath: I'll bet you're a lousy bagel worshipper too huh Spark?
spark0138: Not me.
DruidofUndeath: Good, you're at least half right then
spark0138: I eat them but I don't really like them that much.
spark0138: The Food God makes them though.
spark0138: Worship Him!
DruidofUndeath: It is my sworn duty as the high priest of the Lactose Goddess to save your immortal soul
spark0138: It is my sworn duty to push you to the corner and send you to time out.
DruidofUndeath: Worship milk and boobs and you shall find enlightenment
spark0138: Worship the Food God and you shall find all you ever wanted.
DruidofUndeath: And you shall grow fat from it
spark0138: Same for the Goddess.
DruidofUndeath: Nay the only fat the Goddess provides is boobie fat
spark0138: The afterlife provies no fat.
spark0138: *provides
DruidofUndeath: In food heaven you will be cursed with obesity and perpetual hershey squirts
spark0138: Noo...
spark0138: In Food Heaven those are absent.
DruidofUndeath: Nay
DruidofUndeath: Food Heaven is a ploy
DruidofUndeath: The food god wishes to have you for dinner
DruidofUndeath: literally
spark0138: The Food God is not a cannibal.
spark0138: He's an omnivore.
DruidofUndeath: God eating man is not cannibalism
DruidofUndeath: God eating god is
Nosferatu01176: Hinduism!
spark0138: God eating food is not cannibalism.
spark0138: Huh?
Nosferatu01176: god eating god = hinduism
DruidofUndeath: brb must change the baby...............another unfortuante side effect of food consumption
spark0138: It'll pay off soon, don't worry.
spark0138: That food will make the baby smart!
Nosferatu01176: or give it diabeties
Nosferatu01176: either way your screwed
Mastermailksgirl: lol
Spokavriel: I pitty the boob that is the milk goddess she has to have a nipple for every person in creation talk about bumpy boobies
spark0138: You talk in riddles Spok.
spark0138: Cause I have no idea what you said now.
Spokavriel: read it slowly mirror and maybe you can see what I said thru the food induced fog
spark0138: Uh.
DruidofUndeath: Milk breeds brain growth
Nosferatu01176: hey i'm eating cheeze wiz and cracker's and I can read perfectly fine!
spark0138: Food makes energy for brain to function.
Nosferatu01176: So dod, your giving your baby brain tumors?
spark0138: Except ribs.,
spark0138: Ribs knocks you out, but it's handy in some situations./
DruidofUndeath: (I think this is another good one for wing wong)
XPinkSpider52 has entered the room.
Nosferatu01176: lol
Spokavriel: Hi Spider
DruidofUndeath: She has no brain tumors
spark0138: hallo Spider.
XPinkSpider52: hi
Nosferatu01176: I know I was just bein a smartass
spark0138: Worship The Food God or get sent to Lactose Hell!
DruidofUndeath: The Food God in his deception has made food necessary for existance
spark0138: Actually food is necessary for existance.
Psycho828 has left the room.
DruidofUndeath: Those who oppose him gain favor in the eyes of the Goddess
Nosferatu01176: then why did he also make takin a dump part of existance?
Nosferatu01176: tell me THAT
DruidofUndeath: Because he's evil
spark0138: Because you need to eat more.
DruidofUndeath: That's why it smells bad
spark0138: And if you store too much you explode.
DruidofUndeath: Yep
DruidofUndeath: He seeks to harm us in every way imaginable
DruidofUndeath: So created bowels
Spokavriel: lol
DruidofUndeath: Milk is pure
spark0138: Milk can backfire on you.
DruidofUndeath: No waste generated, not from the Goddess anyway
spark0138: It lasts only so little time.
spark0138: Before it expires.
spark0138: Then it's no good.
DruidofUndeath: That's why we drank from the boobs
spark0138: Plus it doesn't smell pretty.
Nosferatu01176: I hate milk
DruidofUndeath: No expiration
Spokavriel: mirror don't you realize that the fleeting nature of milk is to keep the family close
Nosferatu01176: and just milk its fuggin evil
DruidofUndeath: You too are foresaken Nosferatu
Nosferatu01176: when ever I drink milk alone I get massive stomach aches
spark0138: Boob milk can also expire.
spark0138: It just takes longer.
DruidofUndeath: You will serve your sentence in this life then proceed to enlightenment in the next
Nosferatu01176: that and horrible gas
Nosferatu01176: which Mastermaliksgirl unfortionatly knows
Spokavriel: < ::knows the gass too::
spark0138: <----doesn't know of which you speak right now.
Nosferatu01176: exspecialy since I had a bean baritto for lunch the other day
Nosferatu01176: MWHAHAHAspark0138: ...The Food God did not intend to make that.
spark0138: That was an accident waiting to happen.
spark0138: :p
Nosferatu01176: teacher asked if he should close the door and everyone in room turned and yelled NO FOR LOVE OF GOD, KENNY ATE A BEAN BARITTO! DO YOU WANT US TO DIE!?
Mastermailksgirl: yea he stunk up the class room....and i sit right next to him......-.-
Spokavriel: all true gods do not make that which they don't intend although they may not attend the useage
Spokavriel: lol
Nosferatu01176: hey I didn't stink up the classroom!
Nosferatu01176: only the 1 exit !
DruidofUndeath: That is the Food God's amusement
spark0138: Oh no..gods tend to make mistakes.
CrescentEyeDemon has left the room.
Elliena Camile has entered the room.
Spokavriel: I once was in a building that got evacuated literally
Nosferatu01176: last year was the year I let loose the stink bomb
DruidofUndeath: He thrives on the suffering of the masses
spark0138: hallo EC.
Spokavriel: Hi EC
Nosferatu01176: hi EC
DruidofUndeath: hi
Nosferatu01176: hehe good ol drafting
spark0138: Worship The Food God!
Elliena Camile: hello
spark0138: Or burn in Lactose hell!
Nosferatu01176: I stunk up that class with 1 rip for 40 minutes (we cept count)
DruidofUndeath: Ascend to Lactose Heaven
DruidofUndeath: Drink from the boobies of the Goddess
Nosferatu01176: and I meen the ENTIRE class
spark0138: The Food Heaven has lots more perks than the Heaven of lactose.
Nosferatu01176: hehe
DruidofUndeath: (mind if I post this in wing wong?)
spark0138: sure go ahead.
Nosferatu01176: oh dear god...
DruidofUndeath: If you find constant bowel movements and gas to be perks
Nosferatu01176: and here I just posted bout me an my gas problems ;;
DruidofUndeath: I won't post that
Spokavriel: Druid I wouldn't succle at that multi nippled teet if you paid me and worshiping food please anyone else see a heart attack there?
spark0138: No, those are absent in Food Heaven.
spark0138: The only side effect of food is the taste.
Nosferatu01176: I don't care post whatcha want lol
spark0138: In Food Heaven.
Spokavriel: Post it all
Spokavriel: the forum needs to know how chat gets
Nosferatu01176: you know Stef you were the one asking me to get on AIM and yet you aint talkin :P
DruidofUndeath: heh
Spokavriel: lol Tibi is busy
Mastermailksgirl: -pokes Nos- so?
Mastermailksgirl: yea what he said

[shiney]

There is honestly no way in hell I am reading all of that. Good god man, write a novel next.

[Terex4]

I was going to edit it but it was suggested I post it all.

Basically its a continuation of my feud with Mirror Emporer.

[shiney]

Says you!