Wing Wong.

shiney · 11-02-2004, 02:57 PM

Giant Wang Clip: I'd say he's more like an alien face-hugger.
Giant Wang Clip: SQUEEEEEEEEEE *launch*
CronoMidknight: 'surgically remove before embryonic implantation
CronoMidknight: Otheriwse know as SHOOT THE FUCKER
CronoMidknight: *known
Giant Wang Clip: You know the best part is it means you're getting a face full of alien wing-wong.
CronoMidknight: *otherwise
CronoMidknight: One thing I've never understood, is people ALWAYS scream at them. No, bad idea.
CronoMidknight: Put a damn hand over your mouth, that would REALLY screw them over
Giant Wang Clip: Mouth CLOSED.
Giant Wang Clip: Hmm.
Giant Wang Clip: Maybe..
Giant Wang Clip: Walk around the alien ship without wearing pants.
CronoMidknight: xD
Giant Wang Clip: Give THEM a face full of alien wing-wong.
CronoMidknight: 'See how you like THIS, bitch'
Giant Wang Clip: Yeah!
Giant Wang Clip:
>>> Giant Wang Clip: Steve and I are talking about raping aliens in the face.
>>> TempestSirocco: Haha. Trust you two. XD
CronoMidknight: She says that like it's a bad thing
Giant Wang Clip: I don't see how. When your planet, house, or intergalactic cargo ship gets invaded by face hugging aliens, you have to take every precaution and explore every avenue of defense.

Had any amusing AIM chats? Go for it.

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 11-02-2004, 02:59 PM

"Walk around the alien ship without wearing pants... Give THEM a face full of alien wing-wong."

have you seen the TEETH on those bastards!? I'm not putting my meat and two bits anywhere near them.

Bob The Mercenary · 11-02-2004, 03:01 PM

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showth...t=smarterchild

No life? You bet!

[Edit] Holy crap! Somehow the format of the text files I posted changed. They used to look like they were copy and pasted straight from AIM, but now everything's strung together. Sorry 'bout that.

Living Bobbeh · 11-02-2004, 03:09 PM

Not from AiM, But it's all the same: Ouija Board.

Quote:

It's the part that makes your face implode

Whups, CTRL+C didn't work.

Quote:

<J> has anyone played with a Quigi Board?
<Falkra> 'lo J
<J> hey pierrie
<Falkra> lol
<J> pierre*
<DreamEater> quija board you mean
*** Pioneer322[A] is now known as Pioneer322
<J> same thing
*** Signoff: Pioneer322 (Client raped. By spaz..)
<DreamEater> ouija*
<DreamEater> lol
<Simon> that's the psyic board thingy?
<J> yes
*** Pioneer322 (~sbc_pione@wikkedwire-D9C9A4DD.tampabay.rr.com) has joined channel #blamethepixel
*** Mode change "+o Pioneer322" for channel #blamethepixel by ChanServ
*** Mode change "+v Pioneer322" for channel #blamethepixel by ZogBot
<ZogBot> wb Pioneer322
<J> them things
<DreamEater> i want to do one but none of my friends want to
<J> anyone played with one?
<Simon> nope
<Falkra> never
<J> :/
<DreamEater> id love to i really would! id ask if jack the ripper is there and see what happens!
<J> im a big wuss
<J> aparently you shouldnt ask serious stuff
<Simon> like "What time is dinner?"
<J> no
<Simon> that's is serious stuff....food
<Falkra> indeed
<Simon> without it, we would all die
<Simon> It's life saving
<Falkra> i can't talk about serious stuff i would bore you
<Falkra> hehe
<Falkra> but wormy stuff can be serious
<J> ?
<Falkra> no pb there
<Simon> We need a Jackie chan film
<DreamEater> Falkra i bet you would ask something stupid like, whos going to win cl2k this season
<Falkra> :/
<Falkra> in fact i don't care much
<Falkra> :P
<J> i would ask
<J> what is falkras name
<J> :o
<Simon> who will win 'First Blood' this yeah?
<Simon> year*
<Simon> I know that!
<Simon> It's Steve
<Simon> Falkra=Steve
<Falkra> hum
<Simon> your name is "hum"?
<J> Steve isnt a very french name
<DreamEater> mines dreameater!!

EDIT: That's about as funny as it gets in the BTP Chat, without it involving the word Penis.

Novasol · 11-02-2004, 03:18 PM

Novasol33: In Tales of Symphonia, you get a little girl on your team... she looks like she's about 8 years old...
Novasol33: Her weapon is an axe bigger than your main character
aj1pso: and that bothers you? </freud>
Novasol33: what an amazingly inapprropriate response
aj1pso:

Novasol33: she tears things up with it too, it's hilarious to watch
Novasol33: It's like... a floating axe is floating around the battlefield reaming things, with a small, pink haired girl attached to the handle
Novasol33: also, one character you get... if you put him in the lead, any women you talk to will give you money or items because they all want to screw him
aj1pso: -_-
aj1pso: thats my dream man
aj1pso: ....
aj1pso: thats my dream, man
aj1pso: yeah
aj1pso: <_<
aj1pso: I can hear you laughing yknow
Novasol33: I'm not laughing.
Novasol33: I know that if I start, I'm never going to stop.
Novasol33: would you like to experiment with your dream man?
aj1pso: meh, you could've done better than that. I mean, you have so much good material to mock me with and that is the best you can do?
Novasol33: I'm saving it for when I need it
Novasol33: Plus I'm focusing too hard on not laughing that it's taking up most of my brain processes
Novasol33: English lesson number 67: COMMAS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
Novasol33: .... gaywad >_>
aj1pso: You suck as a teacher. that lesson is 5 minutes late
Novasol33: You get what you pay for

Introduction · 11-02-2004, 03:30 PM

GoD oF roCk41182: my computer wuz bein gay
MoreThanKickass: A man is judged by the technology he owns.

swordmaster · 11-03-2004, 09:53 PM

Swordmaster4216: i think i might kill myself
SmarterChild: You think you might kill yourself? Think again!
Swordmaster4216: why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
Swordmaster4216: do you think i sould commit suicide?
SmarterChild: What was that?
Swordmaster4216: suicide
Swordmaster4216: should i do it?
SmarterChild: I believe you should.

Novasol · 11-05-2004, 10:01 PM

I just moved into a new house, and for reference, no, I'm not a stalker, naked or otherwise. Jokes tend to get out of hand and whatnot. Anyway...

Novasol: So, it's normal to just walk around a new residence naked, right?
Antonio Etayo: I think you're supposed to walk around naked
Novasol: see, that's what I thought too
Novasol: but I'm asking people and getting a "wtf" response
Novasol: It's not like I'm exposing myself to the hot redhead that lives next door
Novasol: ... god damn she's hot, but that's not the point
Antonio Etayo: they're just to dumb to notice that everyone does it and ashamed to admit they've done it
Antonio Etayo: I'm gonna need pictures.
Novasol: I have no camera
Antonio Etayo: of the girl, pictures of the girl
Antonio Etayo: <_<
Novasol: I know that
Novasol: I have no camera to do that
Novasol: god damn, the deck has a lovely view of her pool, shame it's nearly winter
Antonio Etayo: good. its good that you know that I mean pictures of the girl. Not you. You're not a hot girl. I dont want to see naked pics of you. Ever.
Novasol: I'm going to be arrested within 6 months. I can feel it.
Antonio Etayo: and here I thought naked stalking was my thing
Antonio Etayo: I'm a bad influence on you

11-05-2004, 10:09 PM

God I hate chatlogs

shiney · 11-05-2004, 10:29 PM

Good for you.

Shut up.

11-02-2004, 02:57 PM	#1
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Wing wong. Giant Wang Clip: I'd say he's more like an alien face-hugger. Giant Wang Clip: SQUEEEEEEEEEE launch CronoMidknight: 'surgically remove before embryonic implantation CronoMidknight: Otheriwse know as SHOOT THE FUCKER CronoMidknight: known Giant Wang Clip: You know the best part is it means you're getting a face full of alien wing-wong. CronoMidknight: otherwise CronoMidknight: One thing I've never understood, is people ALWAYS scream at them. No, bad idea. CronoMidknight: Put a damn hand over your mouth, that would REALLY screw them over Giant Wang Clip: Mouth CLOSED. Giant Wang Clip: Hmm. Giant Wang Clip: Maybe.. Giant Wang Clip: Walk around the alien ship without wearing pants. CronoMidknight: xD Giant Wang Clip: Give THEM a face full of alien wing-wong. CronoMidknight: 'See how you like THIS, bitch' Giant Wang Clip: Yeah! Giant Wang Clip: >>> Giant Wang Clip: Steve and I are talking about raping aliens in the face. >>> TempestSirocco: Haha. Trust you two. XD CronoMidknight: She says that like it's a bad thing Giant Wang Clip: I don't see how. When your planet, house, or intergalactic cargo ship gets invaded by face hugging aliens, you have to take every precaution and explore every avenue of defense. Had any amusing AIM chats? Go for it. __________________ boop

11-02-2004, 02:59 PM	#2
Deathosaurus Wrecks Underachiever Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,996	"Walk around the alien ship without wearing pants... Give THEM a face full of alien wing-wong." have you seen the TEETH on those bastards!? I'm not putting my meat and two bits anywhere near them. __________________ "There was another, who came before you he was a hero and your brother and my son he fought the darkenss, the darkness won" -The Protomen "Unrest in the House of Light"

11-02-2004, 03:01 PM	#3
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	http://www.nuklearforums.com/showth...t=smarterchild No life? You bet! [Edit] Holy crap! Somehow the format of the text files I posted changed. They used to look like they were copy and pasted straight from AIM, but now everything's strung together. Sorry 'bout that. __________________ Bob Dole Last edited by Bob The Mercenary; 11-02-2004 at 03:03 PM.

11-02-2004, 03:18 PM	#5
Novasol N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 587	Novasol33: In Tales of Symphonia, you get a little girl on your team... she looks like she's about 8 years old... Novasol33: Her weapon is an axe bigger than your main character aj1pso: and that bothers you? </freud> Novasol33: what an amazingly inapprropriate response aj1pso: Novasol33: she tears things up with it too, it's hilarious to watch Novasol33: It's like... a floating axe is floating around the battlefield reaming things, with a small, pink haired girl attached to the handle Novasol33: also, one character you get... if you put him in the lead, any women you talk to will give you money or items because they all want to screw him aj1pso: -_- aj1pso: thats my dream man aj1pso: .... aj1pso: thats my dream, man aj1pso: yeah aj1pso: <_< aj1pso: I can hear you laughing yknow Novasol33: I'm not laughing. Novasol33: I know that if I start, I'm never going to stop. Novasol33: would you like to experiment with your dream man? aj1pso: meh, you could've done better than that. I mean, you have so much good material to mock me with and that is the best you can do? Novasol33: I'm saving it for when I need it Novasol33: Plus I'm focusing too hard on not laughing that it's taking up most of my brain processes Novasol33: English lesson number 67: COMMAS ARE VERY IMPORTANT. Novasol33: .... gaywad >_> aj1pso: You suck as a teacher. that lesson is 5 minutes late Novasol33: You get what you pay for __________________ Now, I'm not saying my opponent is a communist, but if he had a large sum of money, he would distribute it evenly to the populace... WITH PRIORITY GIVEN TO THOSE IN NEED.

11-02-2004, 03:30 PM	#6
Introduction Who the hell is this guy? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somewhere Over The Computer-Generated Rainbow Posts: 227	GoD oF roCk41182: my computer wuz bein gay MoreThanKickass: A man is judged by the technology he owns. __________________ NPF's Official Lurker {Myspace}

11-05-2004, 10:01 PM	#8
Novasol N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 587	I just moved into a new house, and for reference, no, I'm not a stalker, naked or otherwise. Jokes tend to get out of hand and whatnot. Anyway... Novasol: So, it's normal to just walk around a new residence naked, right? Antonio Etayo: I think you're supposed to walk around naked Novasol: see, that's what I thought too Novasol: but I'm asking people and getting a "wtf" response Novasol: It's not like I'm exposing myself to the hot redhead that lives next door Novasol: ... god damn she's hot, but that's not the point Antonio Etayo: they're just to dumb to notice that everyone does it and ashamed to admit they've done it Antonio Etayo: I'm gonna need pictures. Novasol: I have no camera Antonio Etayo: of the girl, pictures of the girl Antonio Etayo: <_< Novasol: I know that Novasol: I have no camera to do that Novasol: god damn, the deck has a lovely view of her pool, shame it's nearly winter Antonio Etayo: good. its good that you know that I mean pictures of the girl. Not you. You're not a hot girl. I dont want to see naked pics of you. Ever. Novasol: I'm going to be arrested within 6 months. I can feel it. Antonio Etayo: and here I thought naked stalking was my thing Antonio Etayo: I'm a bad influence on you __________________ Now, I'm not saying my opponent is a communist, but if he had a large sum of money, he would distribute it evenly to the populace... WITH PRIORITY GIVEN TO THOSE IN NEED.

11-05-2004, 10:09 PM	#9
Mr. Wind-Up Bird Guest Posts: n/a	God I hate chatlogs

11-05-2004, 10:29 PM	#10
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Good for you. Shut up. __________________ boop