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[Cloud Strife]

MasterO'Magic says:
Yeah, yeah, the cow is back.
MasterO'Magic says:
Yeah, yeah, the cow is back.
Cloud says:
o_O
Cloud says:
O_o
MasterO'Magic says:
Back, back, back from his magical journey...
MasterO'Magic says:
Yeah.
MasterO'Magic says:
What did he see?  In the parralell dimension?
Cloud says:
Noooo! D:
Cloud says:
Not that song!
MasterO'Magic says:
XD
MasterO'Magic says:
He saw beans,
MasterO'Magic says:
Lots of beans,
Cloud says:
Noooooo!  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! D:
MasterO'Magic says:
Lots of beans,
MasterO'Magic says:
beans, oh yeah!
Cloud says:
*puts a giant plug in MoM's mouth*
MasterO'Magic says:
*spits it out*
MasterO'Magic says:
Lots of bean,
MasterO'Magic says:
Lots of beans,
Cloud says:
*puts it back in and duct tapes it on*
MasterO'Magic says:
*breathes fire*
Cloud says:
*watches as the rubber melts onto MoM's face*
MasterO'Magic says:
*through the burning*Lots of beans, beans yeah, yeah. 
Cloud says:
o_O
MasterO'Magic says:
Everyone loves magical trevor...
MasterO'Magic says:
Because the tricks that he does are ever so clever...
MasterO'Magic says:
Look at him now,
MasterO'Magic says:
Dissapearin the cow.
Cloud says:
*knocks out MoM*
MasterO'Magic says:
*is knocked out*
MasterO'Magic says:
*Song continues*
MasterO'Magic says:
Where is the cow?
Cloud says:
*coughs*
MasterO'Magic says:
hidden right now.
Cloud says:
*Shoots everything in the room capable of producin the song except for himself*
MasterO'Magic says:
*song still continues*
Cloud says:
THAT'S IT!
Cloud says:
*pulls out a small remote*
MasterO'Magic says:
Takin' a bow.
Cloud says:
*puts in a key, turns it, opens small glass door over big red button*
MasterO'Magic says:
Magical Trevor.
MasterO'Magic says:
Everyone's seen that the trick is clever.
Cloud says:
*looks over at MoM, finger over the button*
MasterO'Magic says:
*is still knocked out*
MasterO'Magic says:
Look at him there, with his leathery, leathery whip.
Cloud says:
ARGH! *pushes button*
Cloud says:
*runs to bomb shelter*
Cloud says:
*whistling sound can be heard*
Cloud says:
*closes door to bomb shelter*
MasterO'Magic says:
Its made in ma-
MasterO'Magic says:
*world explodes*
MasterO'Magic says:
-ith a little flip.
Cloud says:
*walks out of bomb shelter in radiation suit*
MasterO'Magic says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back.
MasterO'Magic says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back.
Cloud says:
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
MasterO'Magic says:
*in the afterlife*
MasterO'Magic says:
Back, back, back from his magical trip.
MasterO'Magic says:
*journey (dammit)
Cloud says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >_<

[BlackMageGirl!]

More madness for ya. I'm Kitsune and Osterbaum is Okami

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
Ah, okay. I'll just steefe a copy from SS then. =P

Okami says: 
SS?

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
SephirothSama

Okami says: 
Aah

Okami says: 
THE FUCKING SS IS HERE!!!

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
0_O She's....not online.

Okami says: 
I see

Okami says: 
You do know what the SS was?

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
*blinks* Oh yeah....

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
*spanks her face against the wall for her stupidity*

Okami says: 
Yeah...

Okami says: 
So I was at first a bit...

Okami says: 
WHAT!

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
Heeheehe...ow. *holds her head*

Okami says: 
0.o

Bishoujo Kitsune says: 
Well...I did just hit the wall with my face...

Okami says: 
True.

Okami says: 
You didn't have to though

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
I felt like it though.

Okami says: 
Sure you did...

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
Heh, You crack me up. XD

Okami says: 
No I don't

Okami says: 
You are just imagining

Okami says: 
This is all a dream

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
Then I can fly!

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
*flies around* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Okami says: 
No, I decide what goes on on this dream

Okami says: 
And you can't fly

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
Oh dear...*stops and falls down* OUch!

Okami says: 
Yeah. You see what happens when you don't listen to me?

Tawainai Kitsune says: 
Actually....*doesn't listen to him and starts flying again*

Okami says: 
-_-

[CelesJessa]

Gotta love the bowflex. I'm a kind mistress.

Kuroude7: Your rep is worth more than mine, anyway. >.>
CelesJessa87: ^^;
Kuroude7: Albeit by only one point now. :P
CelesJessa87: :P
Kuroude7: You earned yours with seniority and post count, though. <.<
CelesJessa87: ^_~ indeed
CelesJessa87: I've been around since the  beginning of time
Kuroude7: o_o  Impressive!
CelesJessa87: indeed
Kuroude7: And you don't look old at all. ^_^
CelesJessa87: indeed. that's because I use the bowflex
Kuroude7: Heh heh heh.
*later*
CelesJessa87: *gives you a bowflex*
Kuroude7: Yay!
CelesJessa87: now you can live forever
Kuroude7: Woot!
Kuroude7: *uses bowflex*
CelesJessa87: *it's actually a brainwashing device* mua ha ha! now you're under my control 
Kuroude7: Nooo! D:
CelesJessa87: *laughs maniacly*
CelesJessa87: now time to see if it worked
CelesJessa87: write "*dances*" in the chat
CelesJessa87: mua ha ha
*in chat*
Kuroude7: Nrrrg.... *dances*
Kuroude7: >.<
*back in IM*
CelesJessa87: heeheee
Kuroude7: Darn mind control. T_T
CelesJessa87: excellent
CelesJessa87: too bad nobody noticed
Kuroude7: Indeed, they're all busy hating on Otaku.
CelesJessa87: indeed
CelesJessa87: I'll have to wait for the oppertune moment
Kuroude7: Seems like it.
CelesJessa87: can I put some of this in wing wong?
Kuroude7: Sure.
CelesJessa87: oh, I know. write "I admire Otaku" in the chat
CelesJessa87: heehee
Kuroude7: Narg!
*in chat*
Kuroude7: Must... resist... mind control...!
DruidofUndeath: No Mad, comparing Otaku's fic to shit is an insult to shit
Kuroude7: *face goes blank* I admire Otaku.
madmuffin398: hehehe
DruidofUndeath: At least shit has dignity
Kuroude7: Narg! >.<
Kuroude7: *shakes fist at mind controller*
*in IM*
Kuroude7: Blarg...
CelesJessa87: hehe *hugs you*
Kuroude7: Aw. ^^ *hugs back*
CelesJessa87: but everyone refuses to pay attention to it
CelesJessa87: heh
Kuroude7: Heh heh heh.
CelesJessa87: I have to think of something good.
CelesJessa87: Write, "Krylo, I think you're sexy"
CelesJessa87: heh
Kuroude7: Narg.
*in chat*
Kuroude7: *ahem*  Krylo, I think you're sexy.
Kuroude7: >.<  Darn it.
Krylo Killian: I think YOU'RE sexy too, Cloud.
Krylo Killian: *cuddles up to Cloud*
Kuroude7: Sweet.
DruidofUndeath: .....
Kuroude7: Wait. o_o
*In IM*
CelesJessa87: aww hehe. *hugs again*
CelesJessa87: they can all read the wing wong after and know what it's all about afterwords
Kuroude7: Heh heh.
CelesJessa87: regretting your wish for immortality?
Kuroude7: Did I wish for it?
CelesJessa87: you used the bowflex
Kuroude7: I thought it'd be fun. :P
CelesJessa87: indeed, was it fun?
Kuroude7: Is it just a mind control device and nothing more?
CelesJessa87: well it gives you rock-hard abs

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Sasami Android: I found Vivi!
Kuroude7: Yay!
Elmin Amaur: Hurrah!
Sasami Android: *huggles her Vivi plushie*
Elmin Amaur: You are win!
Elmin Amaur: A winner is you!
MrViewtiful: cactuar is superior to viv
MrViewtiful: i
CrescentEyeDemon: Lies!
Kuroude7: All lies!
MrViewtiful: oh, I am lying
Sasami Android: Hell no!
MrViewtiful: JUNBO CACUAR is superior
MrViewtiful: *JUMBO
Kuroude7: Nevah!
CrescentEyeDemon: He doesn't even wear pants!
Elmin Amaur: Squall is better than Cloud, but you don't see me saying that, do you?
MrViewtiful: but he plays drums like a fiend!
MrViewtiful: DRUMS I SAY
MrViewtiful: ROCKRCOKON!!!
Sasami Android: Jumbo cactuar is a meanie head.
MrViewtiful: that is sup[erior
Kuroude7: I ain't gonna go there with you, Elmin. ^_^
Elmin Amaur: But by that logic, he is far inferior to any sax player V.
Elmin Amaur: Like ME!!!!
Elmin Amaur: MUAH HAHAHAHAHA!
Sasami Android: -_-
MrViewtiful: you should make a band
Elmin Amaur: I haven't played in a year.
MrViewtiful: so jumbo cactuar is superior!
Elmin Amaur: I pretty much stopped practicing after my car accident.
MrViewtiful: he has a 'stache!
MrViewtiful: vivi doesn't
MrViewtiful: BOOYAH!
Elmin Amaur: I have a 'stache.
MrViewtiful: it's pretty sad if a plant has more facial hair than a real person...
Elmin Amaur: Heh.
Kuroude7: Not if it's a cacti...
Kuroude7: And Vivi is technically a defective doll...
MrViewtiful: DO NOT DENY THE STACHE!
Kuroude7: *denies it*
Kuroude7: =p
MrViewtiful: you suck

[Flarecobra]

Do not piss off the cobra either.


flarecobra: DAMNIT LOAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud Strife: o_O
flarecobra: *Takes out machine gun*
Cloud Strife: *dives behind nearby couch*
flarecobra: *Fires, computer explodes*
Cloud Strife: o_o
flarecobra: *Continues to fire, blasting at each indivual part*
Cloud Strife: *stays behind couch, a piece of the computer sails over and lands in front of him*
flarecobra: *Starts firing at the couth*
Cloud Strife: Augh! *dives out of the way*
flarecobra: *Couch
flarecobra: *Starts tracking you, firing at the part caught in your hair*
Cloud Strife: *running around and dodging bullets, pulls piece out and throws it far away*
flarecobra: *blasts it into dust*
Cloud Strife: Yeesh!
flarecobra: *stops firing, room is all shot up*
Cloud Strife: This could take a while to clean up. o_O
flarecobra: Heh, got carried away o_oV
Cloud Strife: Noticed. O_o

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Sasami Android: I stole an orange juice. ^^
clollieman: Ooh! Orange juice!
Sasami Android: And not only that, it's ORANGE!
clollieman: ORANGE Orange juice? OMFG I LOVE YOU ORANGE JUICE
Sasami Android: Yes! Nothing better than the great taste of ORANGE juice!
Especially if it's made with 74% water!
clollieman: Wh--Bu--It ca--um...

OMFG I LOVE YOU WATER EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE STUPID AND I LOVE ORANGE JUICE MORE!
Sasami Android: Chicago, that just makes my day. XD
Sasami Android: Oh man, too damn funny. Me, SephySama, and you would make an
unstoppable insane force.
Sasami Android: No...wait...add MoM and Madmuffin and then it'll be truely
insane.
clollieman: We would be Deh Insanitibibbles! We would make deh peoples
laugh with our insanity! NOTHING WOULD STOP US FOR WE WOULD BE... awesome. o_O
Sasami Android: Sweet.
Sasami Android: Anyways, I gotta go get some breakfast. It'll probably be on
fire if my luck follows the same path.
clollieman: Mmm-mmm, toasty breakfast! Now with food ash!
Sasami Android: Enriched with Charcoal!
Sasami Android: complete carbon diet!
clollieman: Mmmm! TASTEH™!
Sasami Android: And HEATLTHY!
Sasami Android: With an extra T, so you know its good!
clollieman: YUM YUM! HEATLTHY ASH AND CHARCOAL FILLED BREAKFAST!
Sasami Android: Supplied with 26% ORANGE juice, that's really ORANGE!
clollieman: WOW! IT MAKES PEOPLE AWESOME!
Sasami Android: Like Kim Possible!
Sasami Android: Only less so, because you can't be like Kim Possible!
Sasami Android: SO STOP TRYING!!
clollieman: WAAAAAH I AM NOT KIM POSSIBLE? MY LIFE IS A LIE! T-T
Sasami Android: While you go sobbing in a corner over that I shall be really
getting breakfast.
clollieman: Kay! I'll take pictures! Have fun!
Sasami Android: Okay! I'll have fun putting out my flaming cereal with mah
FACE!
Sasami Android: *runs off to do so*

[Dante]

How I suffer at the hands of Jad...

GreatMedicNigel (10:20:46 PM): Back, biatch.
JADGuy20 (10:21:08 PM): I challenge you to a duel of Poking
JADGuy20 (10:21:24 PM): *points my poking finger at you
GreatMedicNigel (10:21:34 PM): *erects a finger at Jad*
JADGuy20 (10:22:47 PM): KIAAAAAAA *Pokes you in the shoulder
GreatMedicNigel (10:24:31 PM): *twists aside from poking and clutches shoulder, then stinger-pokes JAD from across the room*
JADGuy20 (10:27:00 PM): SUPER TETSUBO POKE OF OVERKILL!!! *My finger turns into iron and grows spikes. I poke you with it in the stomach. An Overkill balloon explodes around the poked area
JADGuy20 (10:27:24 PM): Ha Ha I have over killed your spleen
GreatMedicNigel (10:28:41 PM): Shiat *dies*
JADGuy20 (10:29:55 PM): I will not fall for your tricks. get up and fight me
JADGuy20 (10:30:14 PM): or are you not man enough without your spleen
GreatMedicNigel (10:30:32 PM): Yeah, my spleen is like my testicles...
JADGuy20 (10:30:48 PM): Sounds like a personal problem
JADGuy20 (10:31:06 PM): I think we need a dante anatomy class
GreatMedicNigel (10:32:32 PM): Oh boy...
JADGuy20 (10:33:42 PM): while in a normal human this where the lungs would be. These are really his fire glands for flaming retards.
GreatMedicNigel (10:35:45 PM): *is in horrible agony rom being vivisected*
JADGuy20 (10:36:52 PM): And instead of blood the dante has a spaghetti.
JADGuy20 (10:39:18 PM): *gets you a new Spleenticle
GreatMedicNigel (10:40:05 PM): Ow
JADGuy20 (10:42:48 PM): *puts it next to your squeedly spooge, and the fiddler crab in your abdomen
JADGuy20 (10:44:46 PM): I think we should post this in Wing Wong
GreatMedicNigel (10:49:33 PM): Goahead.
JADGuy20 (10:49:52 PM): You do it, or I shall poke you again

[Meister]

Me and BlackMageGirl!. She came online, went off, than came online again and the fun started.

Funny how everyone goes and tries to put as much as possible in here, even Meister says:
You sneaked back in!
OHMYGOSHI'MONFIRE! says:
While on fire to boot! =P
Funny how everyone goes and tries to put as much as possible in here, even Meister says:
Solid Snake's got nothin' on ya!
OHMYGOSHI'MONFIRE! says:
Heeheehee.
Funny how everyone goes and tries to put as much as possible in here, even Meister says:
Does that make you a firefox?
OHMYGOSHI'MONFIRE! says:
*gasp* Maybe it does!
Firefox! says:
There we go!
Funny how everyone goes and tries to put as much as possible in here, even Meister says:
Hee hee.
Funny how everyone goes and tries to put as much as possible in here, even Meister says:
Now when you go into a store and the clerk says "Can I help you?" you can reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Firefox! says:
*thud!!!*

[BlackMageGirl!]

Even the insanity of 8bit gets cliche after awhile... =P

EmblemCrusade: (shrugs)
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert generic random statment here*
crazyman06883: lol
crazyman06883: ciao
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert random parting expression here*
EmblemCrusade: I guess I'll have pizza today.
EmblemCrusade: Pizza and the rest of this cream soda.
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert generic statment about pizza here*
EmblemCrusade: *insert random derogatory comment towards designated offender*
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert generic comment about stealing styles of talking*
EmblemCrusade: *insert procedural operation of the left lower appendage in a way designed to inflict harm to designated offender's reproductive organs*
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert godmodded dodge and counter attack*
EmblemCrusade: *insert withdrawal locomotion from counter attack and presentation of application of using a powerful anti-personnel firearm*
Sasami Android: *insert standard comment on stupid people here*
EmblemCrusade: *insert agreement*
Darthlord Ragnos: *insert totally unrealistic type of energy shield combined with energy weapon counter attack*
Sasami Android: *insert sarcastic remark about said shield*
EmblemCrusade: *insert Pole A into Slot 7H*
EmblemCrusade: Oh, wait...wrong instructions.
Darthlord Ragnos: Yeah this is getting a little old...
Sasami Android: Heheheh.

[Cloud Strife]

Alex The Kender says: *Pokes your away form and runs away cackling!*
*12 minutes later, when I got back*
Cloud says: Awww. =(
Alex The Kender says: *peeks at you from under the table.* >_> <_< >_>
Cloud says: Ah HA! I see you!
Alex The Kender says: :o
Alex The Kender says: *gasp*
Cloud says: *runs over and pokes you*
Alex The Kender says: *giggles and skips around the table to keep it between us.*
Cloud says: *hops over the table!*
Alex The Kender says: eeep! *skips and slides under the couch.*
Cloud says: Fancy footwork!
Cloud says: *moonwalks over to the couch* :o
Alex The Kender says: hehehe
Alex The Kender says: *graps your ankles and tickles them!!!*
Cloud says: Ack! *jumps*
Alex The Kender says: mwahahaha
Cloud says: *lands on hands and knees looking at you*
Cloud says: Turnabout's fair play! *tickles you in the ribs*
Alex The Kender says: eeep! *giggles and squirms out from under the couch and launches the pillows at you to slow you down.*
Cloud says: Augh! *slow motion reactions to being hit by the pillows, falls down dramatically*
Cloud says: Bleh.... x_x
Alex The Kender says: Yesh! I win! *Triumpnant dance!!!*
Cloud says: *FFVII Victory fanfare plays*
Cloud says: *hears it, gets up, and does victory pose*
Cloud says: Darn it... >.<
Cloud says: It's habit. <.<