Best insults that make no sense. - Page 4

Mr. Viewtiful · 12-07-2004, 11:10 PM

I like to use responses that don't make any real sense at all, as it usually gets my adversary to leave me alone lest he insult my intelligence. That's when things get messy...anyways, here's an example:

I can't believe you're such an idiot!
Well MAKE ME!!!
0.o

Rhana · 12-07-2004, 11:11 PM

When I joined Galadrim, the local geek 'n gamer club, I was instructed by the club president on the correct formula for insulting a fellow member. The succeeding lines are as follows, to be used in a complete sequence:
-You're a ____
-Your mom's a _____
-Your mom's butt's a _____
-Your mom's dog's butt's a _____
-Your mom's dog's duck's butt's a ______

And then you start hitting people, apparently.

Aeria · 12-08-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rhana

-You're a ____
-Your mom's a _____
-Your mom's butt's a _____
-Your mom's dog's butt's a _____
-Your mom's dog's duck's butt's a ______

And they let people like you out into the street? Let alone allow you to make clubs...

Me an' my friends play the insults by ear, but usually involve things like "Spifftacularly Inappropriate" or the like... Hard to come up with them when there is noone around to insult though.

Thanatos · 12-08-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Aeria

Hard to come up with them when there is noone around to insult though.

I'm here. You can insult me. I'm used to it. *hangs his head and cries*

Melfice · 12-08-2004, 03:21 AM

Aww, look what you did Aeria! You made the little wimp cry...

I feel a little bad for the poor sucker. *pats him on the back*
Here have a handkerchief(sp?) and dry your tears, crybaby.

(Ofcourse, y'all know I don't mean this... right?)

Pixie · 12-08-2004, 05:30 AM

Your mom, hands down. Me and my friend have your mom wars with usually consist of this.. "Your mom!" "No, your mom!" "Fine! Your moms mom!" Then, somehow end up into "your feet!" or some variation of that. Don't ask how.

Thanatos · 12-08-2004, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Melfice

Aww, look what you did Aeria! You made the little wimp cry...

I feel a little bad for the poor sucker. *pats him on the back*
Here have a handkerchief(sp?) and dry your tears, crybaby.

(Ofcourse, y'all know I don't mean this... right?)

Oh yeah I failed to warn you, I keep all my anger over the insults bottled up, but from time to time, the bottle gets full and I just lash out. I once actually almost killed a guy for saying what's up big guy, cause I couldn't take anymore.

But as long as I know it's completely in Jest, it's fine, ya grandpa fuckin' son of a biscuit eater.

swordmaster · 12-08-2004, 06:25 AM

If you put something about their face into it, its pretty funny "YOUR FACE IS A MONSTROSITY!" or "YOUR FACE much like your broom IS A PANZY"

These dont always makes scence, but they sure are funny. "Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade"

Psrdirector · 12-08-2004, 06:12 PM

Taking anything some one said and saying your mom.

such as
"will you pass me the salt"
"Your mom passed me the salt"

then repeat till someone hits you for being an idiot.
That can take a long time at a quaker bording school i learned when my friend did this for the entire meal till i beaned him

vemonic · 12-08-2004, 09:44 PM

Some guys I know use "your mom" to respond to everything which leads to some pretty odd things. I just go with "I hate you as a person". Tales of Symphonia started me saying Rheiard instead of retard. There's alot more but they're mostly inside jokes and/or offensive(although they aren't meant to be).

12-07-2004, 11:10 PM	#31
Mr. Viewtiful No charge for awesomeness... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ...or attractiveness. Posts: 1,796	I like to use responses that don't make any real sense at all, as it usually gets my adversary to leave me alone lest he insult my intelligence. That's when things get messy...anyways, here's an example: I can't believe you're such an idiot! Well MAKE ME!!! 0.o __________________ Garfield minus Garfield is hilarious.

12-07-2004, 11:11 PM	#32
Rhana newly fishless :( Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: wit's end Posts: 318	When I joined Galadrim, the local geek 'n gamer club, I was instructed by the club president on the correct formula for insulting a fellow member. The succeeding lines are as follows, to be used in a complete sequence: -You're a ____ -Your mom's a _____ -Your mom's butt's a _____ -Your mom's dog's butt's a _____ -Your mom's dog's duck's butt's a ______ And then you start hitting people, apparently. __________________ What doesn't kill me...had better run like hell! "There is a line of nerdness no geek should ever cross. And that is LARPing." "Oops."

12-08-2004, 05:30 AM	#36
Pixie Bullet Bill Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 337	Your mom, hands down. Me and my friend have your mom wars with usually consist of this.. "Your mom!" "No, your mom!" "Fine! Your moms mom!" Then, somehow end up into "your feet!" or some variation of that. Don't ask how.

12-08-2004, 06:12 PM	#39
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	Taking anything some one said and saying your mom. such as "will you pass me the salt" "Your mom passed me the salt" then repeat till someone hits you for being an idiot. That can take a long time at a quaker bording school i learned when my friend did this for the entire meal till i beaned him

12-08-2004, 09:44 PM	#40
vemonic on a distinguished road Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 30	Some guys I know use "your mom" to respond to everything which leads to some pretty odd things. I just go with "I hate you as a person". Tales of Symphonia started me saying Rheiard instead of retard. There's alot more but they're mostly inside jokes and/or offensive(although they aren't meant to be).