Best insults that make no sense.

Psrdirector · 12-05-2004, 06:15 PM

Now if this turns into a flame (a joke flameing session) that is fine (not a real one)

Ever had a friend or something that for fun you insault each other witht he most utterly pathetic insaults ever.

Me and one of my friends have this interesting thing we do. We call each other Republicans, yeah it is strange but we do it. We are both demecrats or more libral but we live in indiana whitch is a very republican state so we had fun with that. It goes in this strange presesion of one upping the other. It is very fun.

Well am i the only one who does this

My Lead Airbag · 12-05-2004, 06:22 PM

This girl at my school always responds to insults by saying "Eat it." (i.e. "[Girl Name] you're band slut." "[shocked noise] Oh yeah, well Eat It!").

We've tried to get her to say "See this big weiner, Eat It!" but shes proven unrepsonsive.

Loneyes · 12-05-2004, 06:24 PM

Me and my friends call each other tangerines. When anyone asks us what it means we say “it means whatever you want it to mean.”

Yeah, we’re crazy.

Silly Kitty · 12-05-2004, 06:28 PM

Me and my best friend call each other whores. Thats a little weird...
Ok im a little weird.. But thats what we do.

Stover · 12-06-2004, 11:53 AM

One of the best I've ever heard was on the penny-arcade forums, in the political debate section.

The first post of this thread was a extra-long (two posts worth) allegory about something. I have no idea what it was. However, the important part was that the story started with the phrase "Once upon a time, in a distant kingdom far from here..."

The next post was: "Once upon a time, your mom."

Toastburner B · 12-06-2004, 12:06 PM

An 'insult' I often heave it "You son of a cartoonist!"

Because, well...one of my friend's dad is the polical cartoonist for the local paper. But saying it, it almost sounds like an insult.

We also make fun of another friend by saying his dad is a secret agent. It's true. We don't know much about his dad, but he lives in D.C., works for the government, in the Pentegon, even. He's also a "computer guy" who collects guns.

If that doesn't point to secret agent, I don't know what does.

Cloud Strife · 12-06-2004, 01:44 PM

The big insult around here? This:

"Ha! Take that, punk!"
"Shut up, ya fish!"
"Gasp!"

Yeah, I know, I don't know either.

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 12-06-2004, 01:48 PM

We used to call each other Fascists back in the dorms. Nowadays whenever something negative is said towrds someone, we play a game of reversal. for example: "I don't know, that doesn't sound like a good idea." "You're not a good idea." "I'll good idea you." "You're mom's a good idea." "I'll good idea all over your mom's face." and so on and so on. As i've recently started GMing in our shadowrun group, whenever my authority is threatened ill announce that a dragon has eaten that player.

Bob The Mercenary · 12-06-2004, 01:57 PM

Haha, that's exactly what we do here.

In a Wal-Mart parking lot:
"Look, there's a space!"
"Eh, we'll find one closer."
"Aw, come on."
"Meh, I can't fit in there."
"What?! My house could fit in there!"
"Your mom could fit in there!"
"It's a great parking space."
"Your mom's a great parking space."

Yeah, and me and all of my friends used to do the fascists thing too.

Squishy Cheeks · 12-06-2004, 02:09 PM

Ah yes fascists. As my frined Vince says when I piss him off.

"I hate you in your face."

12-05-2004, 06:15 PM	#1
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	Best insaults that make no sence Now if this turns into a flame (a joke flameing session) that is fine (not a real one) Ever had a friend or something that for fun you insault each other witht he most utterly pathetic insaults ever. Me and one of my friends have this interesting thing we do. We call each other Republicans, yeah it is strange but we do it. We are both demecrats or more libral but we live in indiana whitch is a very republican state so we had fun with that. It goes in this strange presesion of one upping the other. It is very fun. Well am i the only one who does this

12-05-2004, 06:22 PM	#2
My Lead Airbag Magikoopa Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,632	This girl at my school always responds to insults by saying "Eat it." (i.e. "[Girl Name] you're band slut." "[shocked noise] Oh yeah, well Eat It!"). We've tried to get her to say "See this big weiner, Eat It!" but shes proven unrepsonsive. __________________ Former Forum Names: BMHadoken, BiteTheWaxTadPole...krylo made me do it, really. RP Fight Lord RP Story Sage Retired.

12-06-2004, 11:53 AM	#5
Stover Uncommonly common. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Level 19. Posts: 1,233	One of the best I've ever heard was on the penny-arcade forums, in the political debate section. The first post of this thread was a extra-long (two posts worth) allegory about something. I have no idea what it was. However, the important part was that the story started with the phrase "Once upon a time, in a distant kingdom far from here..." The next post was: "Once upon a time, your mom." __________________ The Loop. O x Me.

12-06-2004, 12:06 PM	#6
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	An 'insult' I often heave it "You son of a cartoonist!" Because, well...one of my friend's dad is the polical cartoonist for the local paper. But saying it, it almost sounds like an insult. We also make fun of another friend by saying his dad is a secret agent. It's true. We don't know much about his dad, but he lives in D.C., works for the government, in the Pentegon, even. He's also a "computer guy" who collects guns. If that doesn't point to secret agent, I don't know what does. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-06-2004, 01:44 PM	#7
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	The big insult around here? This: "Ha! Take that, punk!" "Shut up, ya fish!" "Gasp!" Yeah, I know, I don't know either. __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

12-05-2004, 06:24 PM	#3
Loneyes Troopa Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 90	Me and my friends call each other tangerines. When anyone asks us what it means we say “it means whatever you want it to mean.” Yeah, we’re crazy.

12-06-2004, 01:48 PM	#8
Deathosaurus Wrecks Underachiever Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,996	We used to call each other Fascists back in the dorms. Nowadays whenever something negative is said towrds someone, we play a game of reversal. for example: "I don't know, that doesn't sound like a good idea." "You're not a good idea." "I'll good idea you." "You're mom's a good idea." "I'll good idea all over your mom's face." and so on and so on. As i've recently started GMing in our shadowrun group, whenever my authority is threatened ill announce that a dragon has eaten that player. __________________ "There was another, who came before you he was a hero and your brother and my son he fought the darkenss, the darkness won" -The Protomen "Unrest in the House of Light"

12-06-2004, 01:57 PM	#9
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Haha, that's exactly what we do here. In a Wal-Mart parking lot: "Look, there's a space!" "Eh, we'll find one closer." "Aw, come on." "Meh, I can't fit in there." "What?! My house could fit in there!" "Your mom could fit in there!" "It's a great parking space." "Your mom's a great parking space." Yeah, and me and all of my friends used to do the fascists thing too. __________________ Bob Dole