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02-22-2005, 08:20 AM
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Pure joy
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
Posts: 10,689
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Remember those [ code ] tags, people.
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02-22-2005, 09:31 PM
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Trudeau Maniac
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Cyberspace
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Code:
Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: Actually, they're not in columns, hidden alcoves with arrow slits in the walls that allow them to shoot down the hallway at intruders. Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: the slits don't matter, just mention they're standing in recessed alcoves. SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: I mean Columns of Gollems SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: not Gollems in columns SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: as in there is a fugging lot of them Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: Golems. SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: right SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: you get my point Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: and yes, there are a fuggin' lot of em. SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: that's what the sentence conveyes SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: *conveys Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: Gollums, on the other hand...wouldn't be so much of a problem. Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: Two columns of golems in recessed alcoves. SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: yeah SAAM: Horray! ^^ says: Gollums would just Romp around yelling "Precious precious! Hobbits hobbits! Kill the hobbits! Kill the Precious! Smeagle! MEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEkilltheprobbitsHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!" Archmage Dragonsbane: Huggable and Snuggly says: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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02-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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Bob Dole
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Bob Dole
Posts: 5,606
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Code:
Mega Man Krylo BobtheMercenary: back, what'd I miss Krylo Killian: Well, Bob, aliens invaded... Krylo Killian: And I single handedly fought them off Krylo Killian: but I lost an arm BobtheMercenary: so, same old shit? Krylo Killian: I tried calling you for back up... Krylo Killian: Yah, pretty much. I'm going to steal some of their cybernetic technology to rebuild myself. BobtheMercenary: dude, build an x-buster Krylo Killian: ...But I need an actual hand Krylo Killian: you know... Krylo Killian: for wanking AzryleX: *pulls out discarded chibi hand from earlier* BobtheMercenary: that's the cool thing about the x-buster, it's already got a hole in it AzryleX: its a bit small... but here, you can have it if you want... AzryleX: LOL! AzryleX: thats a signature right there... Krylo Killian: uh... no Az... and I'm not sticking my penis in a gun barrel. AzryleX: nonnono BobtheMercenary: lol AzryleX: the chibi hand Krylo Killian: Yes... the second part was replying to bob AzryleX: o BobtheMercenary: especially one pre-loaded with plasma AzryleX: lol Krylo Killian: Yes, Bob, ESPECIALLY one pre-loaded with plasma. BobtheMercenary: that would feel kind of interesting, until, ya know, you realized it was actually the radiation eating away at your genitalia AzryleX: lol AzryleX: what if you turned it off first? Krylo Killian: Or you accidentally fired during orgasm... AzryleX: im sure he can do that AzryleX: lol Maxis2K: well...came in at a convo not really my style.. BobtheMercenary: rofl Krylo Killian: Bah, we know you've been fantasizing about X and his buster for years, Ken. BobtheMercenary: or Zero and his long blonde hair and green tits Krylo Killian: ...Actually, that's what I've been fantasizing about Krylo Killian: ...I even have a Zero/X slash fic! Maxis2K: I have nothing to ay to that...wow Krylo Killian: wanna read? BobtheMercenary: okay, you see, I have to go...like right now Krylo Killian: Note: Not really AzryleX: slash fic? BobtheMercenary: buhbye
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02-25-2005, 07:38 PM
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Oh hi! :D
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Currently in reality!
Posts: 2,688
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Puppies vs. Kittens
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Sasami Android: *pokes chat with a stick* RickZarber: *twitches* Kneumatic Pnight: *pokes SA with a stick* rhana153: I'm here, just multitasking Sasami Android: *makes the stick catch on fire* clollieman: Shoom! Kneumatic Pnight: *catches on fire* YAY FIRE!!! Sasami Android: Rick? You're chat? Kneumatic Pnight: *runs around enflamed* Sasami Android: ....I set the stick on fire, not you. GreatMedicNigel: *Devil Triggers with Ifrit* I burny! Woohoo! Kneumatic Pnight: *it traveled* Kneumatic Pnight: I didn't let go! Sasami Android: -_- Sasami Android: You ARE a moron RickZarber: In the chat - doesn't poking the chat poke everything it contains? Like a bag of puppies? Kneumatic Pnight: YAY! clollieman: BAG OF PUPPIES! WHEE! GreatMedicNigel: No! SA, you burned teh puppies! Sasami Android: ....huh? clollieman: o_O Sasami Android: I did not! Delirious treat: That is the best description for this chat I've ever read. Kneumatic Pnight: PUPPY BURDER!! Kneumatic Pnight: *burner Sasami Android: See? *shows empty bag, puppies play at her feet* clollieman: Oh my GOD! ZOMBIE PUPPIES! o_O GreatMedicNigel: Hmm, kittens vs puppies! Kneumatic Pnight: YAY PUPPIES! *tries to pet the puppies* RickZarber: Aiee! rhana153: lol Sasami Android: *goes kitsune and plays with the puppies* GreatMedicNigel: Seriously, which is cuter, a puppy or a kitten? clollieman: Kitten clollieman: KITTEN Sasami Android: Depends on the type... rhana153: depends on the breed Sasami Android: Ya. Sasami Android: The cutest breed against each other. Sasami Android: Cutest dog. rhana153: well, that's opinion Sasami Android: Shetland sheepdog. Sasami Android: As a puppy. ^^ clollieman: Puppies just... y`know, SHIT all over the place. That's not cute. RickZarber: Heh Sasami Android: Cats shit too, you know. =P clollieman: Yeah, but they keep it to themselves, dagnabbit! Sasami Android: Not really. rhana153: uh, no they don't Kneumatic Pnight: That's not true. Kneumatic Pnight: Cat's are just as bad. clollieman: Puppies, they're like "Oh hey! I can poop! *POOP* I'm so witty!" Limpbiz32589: then again, cats have furballs RickZarber: Cats are like - "take that, human" Sasami Android: But...dogs get into the trash more. Kneumatic Pnight: Unless you keep them from getting into the trash. Kneumatic Pnight: Which isn't hard. Sasami Android: Oh? Sasami Android: *remembers her sheltie* Not really... clollieman: Dogs require moving. Cats require sleeping. Cats rock. :B RickZarber: Depends on the size of the dog, I should think Sasami Android: Well... Sasami Android: We're talking puppies and kitties here. RickZarber: I'd take puppies and grown cats over dogs and kittens any day. clollieman: H`ok, so kittens are hyper beasts, noted. Sasami Android: ^^ Sasami Android: *huggles puppies* clollieman: But... Kittens, they're so cute! You'd be sitting there, and a cute persian kitten would come up, and you'd be all "Awwwww" clollieman: Then the kitten would eat your toe. :B RickZarber: Or claw it. Sasami Android: And then eat it. clollieman: Mmmm, diced toe, TASTEH Sasami Android: Depending on the toe, I probably wouldn't mind. rhana153: heh RickZarber: And then leave the digested toe on your pillow for you to find when you get home. rhana153: true that Sasami Android: All the while looking cute. clollieman: Puppies though, they see a sock, they GO FOR IT. Like, RARAFAGURGLESNARLCHEWTASTEHSOCKRAWR. clollieman: Then piss all over it, as if to say "MAH SOCK NOWZ o_O" RickZarber: Hahah Sasami Android: Chicago...you are damn funny. |
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02-28-2005, 01:02 AM
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No charge for awesomeness...
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: ...or attractiveness.
Posts: 1,796
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I pull off costume changes so well in chatrooms, this time as Psycho Mantis!
-------------------------- MrViewtiful: *puts on gas mask, levitates* MrViewtiful: So DB, I see you enjoy action games... Kuroude7: Heeheehee. MrViewtiful: What? You've played Super Smash Bros. Melee? MrViewtiful: Let me delve deeper into your mind... MrViewtiful: Hmm... MrViewtiful: I know what you did last night... and shame on you! Kuroude7: *laughs* Archmage DB: She said she was 18, I swear! Archmage DB: *over 18 Krylo Killian: No she didn't. Krylo Killian: I was there. Krylo Killian: Remember? Kuroude7: She can barely SPEAK, DB. MrViewtiful: Unfortunately, you didn't notice 'she' was a 'he...' Archmage DB: "she" was an elf. Krylo Killian: I was she! Krylo Killian: Muaha! Archmage DB: ...I forgot, "over 18" doesn't mean "legal" for them MrViewtiful: and that 'he' was in fact a lunatic with rabies Archmage DB: No, Krylo, Archmage DB: no, Mr V. MrViewtiful: Let me go in deeper... Archmage DB: ((...seriously, you took something funny, and made it stupid)) MrViewtiful: GAH! MrViewtiful: *falls over* Sasami Android: *is confused* Archmage DB: *pokes Sasami* MrViewtiful: *puts away gas mask* MrViewtiful: I think that's enough of that for a while Archmage DB: what did you see? Kuroude7: I'd say you don't wanna know, but, well, you know. MrViewtiful: It was strange... MrViewtiful: I saw... MrViewtiful: DB's high school photos! MrViewtiful: He had a mullet! Archmage DB: ... Kuroude7: XD MrViewtiful: Yours wasn't much better, CLoud Kuroude7: So my dad took it, so what? Archmage DB: I lived in another Multiverse during my youth. MrViewtiful: your Aviator Glasses wern't that flattering, either Kuroude7: Didn't wear 'em. :P Archmage DB: "High School" is an unfamiliar concept to me. Archmage DB: as are "mullets" MrViewtiful: heh, must've been a candid camera moment
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03-01-2005, 12:08 AM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny
Posts: 7,703
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batgirlsprodegy2 (11:36:51 AM):*runs*
GreatMedicNigel (11:36:59 AM): *chase chase* batgirlsprodegy2 (11:37:15 AM): you can't catch me, I was on the track team! batgirlsprodegy2 (11:37:20 AM): I'm a hockey player! batgirlsprodegy2 (11:37:22 AM): I'm agile! GreatMedicNigel (11:37:49 AM): I'm in a Land Rover. batgirlsprodegy2 (11:38:04 AM): damn you! |
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03-02-2005, 01:48 AM
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Oh hi! :D
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Currently in reality!
Posts: 2,688
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And I have a debate with Croteam. He's Dimitry and I'm BMG!
Code:
Dmitry says: Oh, ho! So not only can you control minds, but you can make good plans. BlackMageGirl! says: No no no...controlling minds is a misconception. Dmitry says: I need a plan for becoming Wealthy and Famous. Quickly, now! Dmitry says: A misconception? I don't think so! I've now heard quite a few people speak of your mind powers. BlackMageGirl! says: They have the garbled version of the truth. Dmitry says: Just the other day, I felt you trying to control my mind. It said, "Get the strawberry milk, Dmitry! Get the strawberry milk!" even though I actually wanted to get some Gushers. Dmitry says: You lie! BlackMageGirl! says: I do not. Dmitry says: You do! I want the truth! BlackMageGirl! says: I have mind reading powers, not mind controlling. Dmitry says: That can't be! If you have one, you must have the other. Dmitry says: If you could reads minds, you could control people. BlackMageGirl! says: *shakes head* BlackMageGirl! says: I can read minds, I just can't influence them via mind waves. Dmitry says: *nods head* Dmitry says: Yes yes yes! Dmitry says: But you could influence them conversationally! Dmitry says: If you know what people are thinking, you could easily control them! BlackMageGirl! says: But that's not mind controlling powers. Dmitry says: How so? Dmitry says: You could change their opinion! That'd be mind controlling! BlackMageGirl! says: Because the definition of mind control powers does not need speech as a medium. Dmitry says: Not in my dictionary! BlackMageGirl! says: Well, my dictionary says so. Dmitry says: I win the debate, because I am cocky and unreceiving to your opinion! Dmitry says: You have mind control powers! Use them for good, BMG, not evil! Goooood! BlackMageGirl! says: I reject your reality and substitute my own! BlackMageGirl! says: Thus I win! Dmitry says: I reject your substitution, because I accept no substitutions! Dmitry says: Thus, I win, because I have convinced myself so. Dmitry says: So about those mind control powers. BlackMageGirl! says: I ignore your dellusions. |
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03-02-2005, 07:42 PM
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D8
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 732
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Code:
Sasami Android: *goes kitsune, curls up and goes to sleep* GreatMedicNigel: *petpets* Sasami Android: *wakes up and leans into the petting* ^^ GreatMedicNigel: *strokes her gently and lets her get some rest* Sasami Android: *settles down and dozes again, purring softly* long puase.... crazyman06883: *screams at the top off his lungs* crazyman06883: OH MY GOD! mysterious1711: *glass shatters* Sasami Android: *opens one eye* Nani? Zweihander13: You rang? GreatMedicNigel: *Devil Triggers and Danse Macabres crazy* crazyman06883: oh wait crazyman06883: nevermind... crazyman06883: :P |
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03-03-2005, 12:01 AM
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Stranger in a strange land.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Walla Walla, WA.
Posts: 2,846
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If you don't know why I entered '7' in the first line, read Kardin's screen name.
Code:
Cloud Strife says: 7 Cloud Strife says: :p Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: *Cloud is beamed to the mother ship where aliens give him an anal probe and beam him back down* Cloud Strife says: o.O Cloud Strife says: Oww... Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Ouch. >.< Cloud Strife says: *pulls out probe* >.< Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Okay then.. Cloud Strife says: You know how much that hurts? Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Alot? Cloud Strife says: YES! >.< Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Cool cool... Cloud Strife says: *Kardin is beamed aboard the mothership* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Oh shit... Cloud Strife says: Uh oh, this don't look too good! Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: *is beamed down with an anal probe* I hate you SO MUCH... Cloud Strife says: It wasn't me! It was the aliens controlling me, I SWEAR! Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: I am NOT reaching there to get it out. Cloud Strife says: Hey, don't look at ME! Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Fine. *pulls it out and washes hands* You SUCK... Cloud Strife says: Naw, it's teh aliens that suck. Cloud Strife says: *is beamed up again* Cloud Strife says: ...Oh hell no. Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Sweeeeeeeeet... Cloud Strife says: *Omnislashes console, is beamed back down...* Cloud Strife says: *...150 feet off the ground* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: HA! Cloud Strife says: Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucOOF! Cloud Strife says: ...................................................ow... Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Need a phoenix down? Cloud Strife says: .....No, I have Final Attack Phoenix. Cloud Strife says: *Final Attack Phoenix activates* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Wazzat? Cloud Strife says: *Phoenix burns everything in sight* Cloud Strife says: *Cloud revives* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: See, now my tail's on fire. I don't like that! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Cloud Strife says: Ooo, sorry, man, but the only water spell I have is Leviathan... I doubt you want to be soaked... Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: BETTER THAN ON FIRE YOU LITTLE [the following ten minutes of screaming have been censored for containing swear words we don't even have names for yet]!!!!!!!!!!!! Cloud Strife says: Okay then! *Summons Leviathan* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: SPLOOSH! Cloud Strife says: *Tidal Wave comes through and soaks everything* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: Ahhhh... Cloud Strife says: *Cloud reappears, completely dry* Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: *shakes himself to get dry* Cloud Strife says: *is soaked by teh shakage* Oi! Kardin - If you are paranoid, press 7 and we will beam you to the mothership says: HA!
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03-03-2005, 01:25 PM
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Oh hi! :D
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Currently in reality!
Posts: 2,688
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Small talk about literature. =P
neostephanos: I'm reading call of Cthulhu >_> sasamiandroid: Niceness. neostephanos: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Oo sasamiandroid: *shrugs* I dunno. neostephanos: aparently it means "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." sasamiandroid: Ah, okay. I thought someone spanked their face against the keyboard. neostephanos: lol, yeah true true neostephanos: though it was written in 1926 did they have type writers then? sasamiandroid: Ouch. neostephanos: lol ^^;; sasamiandroid: I imagine that he wrote half of his book with his face. sasamiandroid: "Okay, this is the part where Cthulu talks..." *wham wham wham!* sasamiandroid: "There, a masterpiece!" neostephanos: XD |
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