The public demands more Wing Wong!

[Bailey]

thats awesome!

why have i not heard of this before?

[CelesJessa]

After trying to out-do each other in puns, I lost, ending it with this:

Kuroude7: Heh heh heh. Don't have Thaum's mind, eh?
CelesJessa87: well, in a jar, but it's not like I can use it (myself)

Heh. Sorry Thaum, it seems I have your mind in a jar.

[Thaumaturge]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

Heh. Sorry Thaum, it seems I have your mind in a jar.

A jarring revelation!

Although it might explain a few things...

[Dragonsbane]

Patrat, even though I'm laughing at you more than with you, that has to be one of the funniest (if stupidest and probably against-the-rules) chatlogs I have EVER read. The other ones tend to make me think, which detracts from the laughing.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Jadguy: want to know what i'm making? spanakopita
CelesJessa: spanakopita?
Jadguy: yep, Spinach and feta pastry
CelesJessa: hmm
CelesJessa: interesting
Jadguy: it's greek food
Jadguy: so if I disappear it means my house is on fire
CelesJessa: aah, alright

[BlackMageGirl!]

Ya, just...read. Pizza insanity in 8bit.

Sasami Android: ^_^ Yay for pizza!
Kneumatic Pnight: PIZZA!
Kuroude7: Pizza!
Kneumatic Pnight: I'd kill for a pizza...
MrViewtiful: or PIZZIZZLE fo' all you true playas
Kuroude7: Pepperoni!  The only way!
Sasami Android: Lots of cheese!
Kneumatic Pnight: Supreme dAMNIT!
MrViewtiful: I want extra chez on my pepperoni
Kuroude7: Get your own then KP! XP
ViktorVonRussia: STOP IT! I'm salivating over here!
Sasami Android: Mr. V, you rock! High five!
MrViewtiful: or all meats with extra chez and mushrooms
Kneumatic Pnight: Well... at least mushrooms and black olives
MrViewtiful: oh yeahs!
MrViewtiful: *hi five*
Sasami Android: *high fives*
MrViewtiful: *victory dance+muzak*
Kuroude7: Mushrooms, sure, olives though...
Sasami Android: Ya, we can have black olives. NO mushrooms.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kuroude7: GAh1
Kuroude7: *!
Kneumatic Pnight: Conflicting information.
Kuroude7: Mushrooms, but no olives!
Kneumatic Pnight: Cloud want's mushrooms
MrViewtiful: I'll add my own per slice, I don't want my peeps in da crib to me angrizzle :P
Kneumatic Pnight: SA olives.
MrViewtiful: (mushrooms, that is)
Sasami Android: Olives, but no mushrooms!
Kneumatic Pnight: BOTH!  BOTH!
MrViewtiful: everyone add their own
Kuroude7: Mushrooms but no olives!
MrViewtiful: or both
Sasami Android: 'kay
Kuroude7: Okay, I can deal with that.
Kneumatic Pnight: Both?
Kneumatic Pnight: oh... each.
MrViewtiful: yar
Sasami Android: Heh, yeah.
Kneumatic Pnight: oh
MrViewtiful: and all meat
MrViewtiful: and extra chez
Kneumatic Pnight: Ngoheonogheonnon...
Kneumatic Pnight: izzle.
Kuroude7: Ya, all meat.
Sasami Android: Lots of cheese!
PixiStik01 has left the room.
Kneumatic Pnight: MEATMEATMEATMEAT!
MrViewtiful: we're going to be soooo constipated after this...
Sasami Android: CHEESE!
MrViewtiful: DIG IN!!!
Sasami Android: *grabs a slice* <3
Kneumatic Pnight: YAY!
Kuroude7: *takes a piece*
Kuroude7: *munches*
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats a slice of pizza*
Kuroude7: *has an idea, goes to the back, comes back with all manner of soda*
Sasami Android: *eats her piece*
MrViewtiful: *puts on Nightmare costume*
MrViewtiful: DEVOUR PIZZA'S SOUL!!!
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats many more slices*
Sasami Android: 0.o
MrViewtiful: *devours pizza*
Sasami Android: *finishes hers, grabs a soda*
Kneumatic Pnight: *has eaten half the pizza*
Kuroude7: *eats another piece before Mr.V takes it all*
MrViewtiful: *devours another pizza*
MrViewtiful: *WITH SOULZ!!!*
Kuroude7: *smacks Mr. V out of the mode he's in*
MrViewtiful: DUUUR!
MrViewtiful: *Astaroth Costume*
Sasami Android: *chokes on her drink at the sight, from laughing*
Kuroude7: *smacks again*
MrViewtiful: DUUR!
MrViewtiful: *Cervantes Costume*
Kuroude7: *smacks AGAIN*
Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks*
MrViewtiful: DUUUUUURRRRRR!!!!
ViktorVonRussia: Fixated on Soul Calibur, are ya?
MrViewtiful: *CLoud costume*
Kuroude7: o_O
Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks*
Kneumatic Pnight: ONLY ONE!
Kuroude7: *smacks repeatedly*
Sasami Android: Funny if he gets a girl costume 0_o
MrViewtiful: AAUGGH Headache!
Kneumatic Pnight: ONE IS ANNOYING ENOUGH!
MrViewtiful: *cloud headache
MrViewtiful: DUUUR
MrViewtiful: *Gundam Deathscythe costume*
MrViewtiful: Buh?
ViktorVonRussia: Why don't you have a Viewtiful Joe costume?
Kuroude7: *smacks once more*
MrViewtiful: I don't wear tights :P
Sasami Android: ....where is Duo?
MrViewtiful: DUUUUR
MrViewtiful: *Agent Smith costume*
MrViewtiful: PIZZA MR. ANDERSON!
Kuroude7: *smacks quickly*
Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks(
Kneumatic Pnight: DAMNIT!  No more costumes.
MrViewtiful: *Usher costume*
MrViewtiful: FORSHIZZLE PIZZIZZLE
Sasami Android: 0_o
Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks*
Kuroude7: GAH!  *smacks!*
Kneumatic Pnight: *repeatedly*
MrViewtiful: *Rocky costume*
MrViewtiful: PIZZA ADRIAN!!!
Kneumatic Pnight: *continues*
Kuroude7: *SMACK!*
MrViewtiful: *Master CHeif costume*
Kneumatic Pnight: *doesn't stop smacking*
MrViewtiful: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: *continues indefinitely*
Kuroude7: *stops KP*
MrViewtiful: uh, MJOLNER Mark 6 armor is smack resistant
Kneumatic Pnight: NO!
Kneumatic Pnight: HE WON'T STOP!
Kuroude7: Fine then.  *punches*
Sasami Android: *kicks Mr. V.*
MrViewtiful: ow
Sasami Android: Yay for violence!
Kuroude7: XD
MrViewtiful: *shields down to 96%*
Kneumatic Pnight: *Giant nano-hand rises and smacks V into the stratosphere*
MrViewtiful: *goes flying*
Sasami Android: *watches him fly away* Wow.
Kuroude7: o_o
Kuroude7: DAng...

[BlackMageGirl!]

Dah! Sorry for the double posting, but it wouldn't fit in the first one >.< Here's the rest of it.

Darthlord Ragnos: Love hina anyone?
Kneumatic Pnight: Take thizzle... biatch!
Sasami Android: No.
Kuroude7: *shrugs and takes another slice*
MrViewtiful: *falls back into orbit and lands on CLoud*
Sasami Android: *takes a non-ruined slice and eats*
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats another slice of pizza*
Sasami Android: 0.o
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats another pizza*
Kneumatic Pnight: *whole*
Kuroude7: *feels something impale self on hair*
Darthlord Ragnos: Thats what happens to the hero every episode.
MrViewtiful: How am I going to eat with this helmet on?
Kneumatic Pnight: -_-
Kuroude7: *sighs, reaches up, pulls Mr. V off*
MrViewtiful: *bounces off of hair, shields at 50%*
MrViewtiful: *or gets pulled off*
Kneumatic Pnight: *hand comes up and hits V in the back of the head*
Sasami Android: *grins and eats another pizza slice*
Kneumatic Pnight: ^_^
Kneumatic Pnight: weakness...
Kuroude7: You should know better than to attack me from above...
Sasami Android: *grins and eats another pizza slice*
MrViewtiful: *shields to 0%*
MrViewtiful: augh!
Darthlord Ragnos: Oh almost forgot. "Jumps on Cloud's head* Look ma I'm a mountain climber.
Kuroude7: *eats another pizza slice, smacks*
MrViewtiful: *runs for cover*
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats another slice of pizza*
MrViewtiful: oh, did I get smacked?
Kneumatic Pnight: *continues eating*
Kuroude7: Ya.
MrViewtiful: oh
MrViewtiful: um
MrViewtiful: DUUUUUURRR!!!
Kuroude7: *drinks soda*
MrViewtiful: *Solid Snake Costume*
Kuroude7: o_O
Kuroude7: I can dig it.
MrViewtiful: WHAT!?  PIZZA!?
Sasami Android: -_-
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
MrViewtiful: *eats*
Sasami Android: *drinks soda* Mmm-hmm.
MrViewtiful: *exclaimation pojts over everyone's head*
Kuroude7: *eats another slice*
MrViewtiful: uh noez
Kneumatic Pnight: *produces a cherry coke from nowhere and begins to drink it*
Darthlord Ragnos: *Plants flag atop cloud's highest hair spike and snaps a photo*
MrViewtiful: *runs away*
Kuroude7: *chases, tackles*
MrViewtiful: *points
Kuroude7: *smacks*
MrViewtiful: uh, I'm sticking with Solid Snake
MrViewtiful: no effect
AzryleX has joined the room.
Kuroude7: Dang.
MrViewtiful: oh, wait, I know
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kuroude7: Heya Raver.
Sasami Android: *cracks knuckles* Wanna bet?
AzryleX: TY Sasami!
Kneumatic Pnight: O_O
Sasami Android: Lets see how fast I can get you to change.
AzryleX: sup yall!
Sasami Android: You're welcome. ^^
Kneumatic Pnight: *winces*
Darthlord Ragnos: *Yodels from Clouds head*
Kneumatic Pnight: VOTE ME FOR MOST EVIL!
MrViewtiful: *Naked Snake (MGS 3) costume*
Kuroude7: >_<
MrViewtiful: I dig the camo, perosnally
Sasami Android: .....*covers eyes*
MrViewtiful: he's not nude!
Kuroude7: *smacks Mr. V in the face...HARD*
ViktorVonRussia: At least it's not Raiden.
AzryleX: lol
Kneumatic Pnight: ew...
MrViewtiful: just imagine Solid Snake with Camo and stubble
AzryleX: LOL!
Sasami Android: Ya, why I closed my eyes.
MrViewtiful: I can't believe you haven't heard of MGS 3 before...
MrViewtiful: why?
Kuroude7: I have...just never played it.
MrViewtiful: you can't see me, I'm camo'd
Sasami Android: Have you ever played Ico?
MrViewtiful: no
Sasami Android: Then quiet.

[Meister]

Posting on BMG's behalf. ^^

delirioustreat: Three guesses who passed their phonetics exam
Sasami Android: Me, Joe Joe, and Tom...the little man that lives on my left big toe.
delirioustreat: oO
Sasami Android: *laughing*
delirioustreat: *checks the time* ... okay, that explains it I guess.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Cloud says:
Cloud, AWAAAIIIIEEOOOHHH!
Cloud says:
*BOOM!*
SAAM: Finally #1 (check the Rep list) ^^ says:
O.O
Cloud says:

SAAM: Finally #1 (check the Rep list) ^^ says:
um... did Cloud just explode?
Cloud says:
Random bystander: Why yes, yes he did.
SAAM: Finally #1 (check the Rep list) ^^ says:
Reporter: and in lighter news, a man went supernova today
Cloud says:
XD
SAAM: Finally #1 (check the Rep list) ^^ says:
Reporter: "Eyewitnesses said it was ironic, because the victim wasn't that bright.
Cloud says:
*THUD!*
Cloud says:
*earthquake ensues*
Cloud says:
.................................ow...
SAAM: Finally #1 (check the Rep list) ^^ says:
Reporter: "When asked for comment, his family members said "he always wanted to be a superstar."
Cloud says:
XD

[Meister]

Delirious treat: "Before the evil horde can regroup, the rock people unfold,
dazzling their enemies with their brilliant, dazzling armor."
Archmage DB: heh heh heh
Delirious treat: Some quality writing in those old He-Man comics.
Archmage DB: rock people?  Brilliant armor?  I'd have thought that would be
more like the "Diamond People", or the "Mirror People", or the "Lightshow People".
Delirious treat: You can just see the writers sitting there and going "with
their... brilliant something armor. Something armor... ah, screw it."
Darthlord Ragnos: Maybe the armor has a mind of its own and only happens
to be shiny as well.
Delirious treat: He-Man couldn't go out buy milk and bread without getting
into an ambush.
Sasami Android: *had He-Man story books* 
Darthlord Ragnos: Maybe the intelligence of those people resided in their armor.
Darthlord Ragnos: Ok so it was a pretty bad pun.
Sasami Android: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasami Android: *dies*
Darthlord Ragnos: You don't have to avoide me like the plague.
Darthlord Ragnos: or die.
Delirious treat: "He-Man visits his friends Stonedar and Rokkon. Unknown to
He-Man, members of the Horde are hiding at the village of the Rock People."
Delirious treat: OF COURSE THEY ARE!
Archmage DB: Yeah, they ALWAYS are!
Darthlord Ragnos: It's not He-man's fault his enimies are stupid and unorignal.
Sasami Android: The writers response:
Darthlord Ragnos: You never know one time it might work.
Sasami Android: ......so?
Archmage DB: it's as if they have nothing better to do than ambush him every time
he goes to the bathroom.
Sasami Android: Nice.
Delirious treat: "He-Man goes to take a dump. Unknown to He-Man, Mer-Man has
wedged himself into the pipe and Stinkor is standing behind the shower curtain."
Darthlord Ragnos: Now that would be a good comic
Delirious treat: oO
Archmage DB: Yes, it would be.
Sasami Android: *laughing*
Darthlord Ragnos: Well back to the devouring of Tacos
Delirious treat: No one on this planet ever goes to work or something. They
all ambush each other day in, day out.
Sasami Android: Maybe that's their job.
Delirious treat: Well, could be.
Delirious treat: But I can't see Skeletor writing out paychecks.
Sasami Android: Maybe he pays them in other ways, or something.
Sasami Android: ......
BobtheMercenary: ...
Sasami Android: I'm going to kill myself now.
Sasami Android: *commits seppuku with a frisbee*
Delirious treat: Besides, check out the requirements. "Must be willing to trade
two limbs of employer's choice for mechanical appendages. Full dental, but
only for metal jaw replacements."
Delirious treat: And that's for both sides.
Sasami Android: 0.o
BobtheMercenary: haha, frisbee seppuku!  classic
Sasami Android: I tried it once IRL when I watched totally spies.
Delirious treat: As Per Arne Sandvik put it, "Well, they may have glasses, but
they're big and clunky with rotating parts and searchlights and are preferably
welded to your face. On Eternia, you only wear glasses if you absolutely
have to."
Sasami Android: NICE!