The thread where Jenny is the most attractive woman on the Internet

Amake · 05-05-2010, 09:57 AM

Since we don't want to derail the scintillating toothpaste thread, let's use this thread to talk about how awesome I am.

Okay, you can insult me as you like in this thread too. Since I am standing here and saying these things I probably need an ego check? Flame away, I can take it.

Because I'm that awesome.

And, as a point of fact, fireproof.

Not to mention totally enlightened, working the best job in the world and happily married to my two best friends.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-05-2010, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

happily married to my two best friends.

You married your boobs??

Thought I would start this thread in the place it belongs.

pochercoaster · 05-05-2010, 10:09 AM

Can I post this? Yeah. I think I can post this...

I wanted to post the other facepalm picture that's a collage of various anime characters, but I was too lazy to resize it. So we have to go with this.

Amake · 05-05-2010, 10:10 AM

Good one Smarty, but no, Simon and Garfunkel and I are not that good friends. Nothing against them at all, but they're not like real people.

(The left one is Simon.)

PS. "I'm sorry captain Picard, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am."

A Zarkin' Frood · 05-05-2010, 10:27 AM

Good you opened this thread. The toothpaste discussion was a bit too high-brow for me.

krogothwolf · 05-05-2010, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Not to mention totally enlightened, working the best job in the world and happily married to my two best friends.

Man, I was only allowed to marry one person, stupid polygamy laws! Although I suppose they don't really have anything against having a mistress, so whats the point of the damn laws!

If someone wants to be stupid enough to have 2 wives, or husbands. And get double the bitching then they should be allowed to damn it! Otherwise they'd just have mistresses and shit.

Bells · 05-05-2010, 11:25 AM

Being an attractive woman on the internetz with ovarian fortitude you just might open yourself for a avalanche of epeen jokes of overwhelming proportions... but then i look at your avatar and "Pedobear" comes to mind....

**Revising Ocelot** · 05-05-2010, 11:35 AM

Facepalms are so... er... so in the past of something. I prefer suspicious looks.

synkr0nized · 05-05-2010, 11:41 AM

So we're basing attractiveness here solely on one's dental hygiene and text posts?

Seil · 05-05-2010, 11:48 AM

This was the first picture there when I typed in "jenny -mccarthy" (because Jenny McCarthy kept dominated the first search) so I guess? Jenny is pretty sexy.

05-05-2010, 09:57 AM	#1
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	The thread where Jenny is the most attractive woman on the Internet Since we don't want to derail the scintillating toothpaste thread, let's use this thread to talk about how awesome I am. Okay, you can insult me as you like in this thread too. Since I am standing here and saying these things I probably need an ego check? Flame away, I can take it. Because I'm that awesome. And, as a point of fact, fireproof. Not to mention totally enlightened, working the best job in the world and happily married to my two best friends. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 05-05-2010 at 10:01 AM. Reason: Also I have the ovarian fortitude to pull a joke thread like this.

05-05-2010, 10:10 AM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Good one Smarty, but no, Simon and Garfunkel and I are not that good friends. Nothing against them at all, but they're not like real people. (The left one is Simon.) PS. "I'm sorry captain Picard, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am." __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 05-05-2010 at 10:17 AM. Reason: Funny story, I wasn't really sure I'd post this topic but I'm not used to my laptop and I pushed the button by accident.

05-05-2010, 10:27 AM	#5
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,395	Good you opened this thread. The toothpaste discussion was a bit too high-brow for me. __________________ >:( C-:

05-05-2010, 11:25 AM	#7
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Being an attractive woman on the internetz with ovarian fortitude you just might open yourself for a avalanche of epeen jokes of overwhelming proportions... but then i look at your avatar and "Pedobear" comes to mind.... __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

05-05-2010, 11:35 AM	#8
Revising Ocelot Douchebag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Probably somewhere in England. Posts: 1,897	Facepalms are so... er... so in the past of something. I prefer suspicious looks. __________________ magic sucks

05-05-2010, 10:09 AM	#3
pochercoaster rollerpocher tycoon Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,808	Can I post this? Yeah. I think I can post this... I wanted to post the other facepalm picture that's a collage of various anime characters, but I was too lazy to resize it. So we have to go with this.

05-05-2010, 11:41 AM	#9
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	See, silly. So we're basing attractiveness here solely on one's dental hygiene and text posts? __________________ Find love.

05-05-2010, 11:48 AM	#10
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	This was the first picture there when I typed in "jenny -mccarthy" (because Jenny McCarthy kept dominated the first search) so I guess? Jenny is pretty sexy.