Pokemon Umbral Discussion 17: Renny Will Be the Antagonist In the Sequel

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

And I demand that in some later mission we all get to ride on Lexhur while barreling through a swath of helpless foes, calling out targets for him. In fact, can we do mission three that way? Break up the riot by killing everyone?

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[Geminex]

Oh, and Drac: Who gets to give orders next turn? This time around there really weren't many orders to give... and you got last turn...
So, do I get next turn?

[Dracorion]

I like to think of this turn as a continuation of last turn, since we're really just doing the attacks that would've gone to the Absorbers. So I get this turn.

And you get next turn, so you get to take credit for getting Shizuka into the fight.

[Menarker]

AB: Is Kirie's weapon typeless like Shizuka's katana or just normal? I did my post assuming that it was normal, and thus used Foresight on both ghost pokemons, but Kirie is capable of hitting Sableye and Spiritomb without Foresight's help, I'll edit the post so that Matthias and Lola can do something better with their time.

[Dracorion]

We've just found out that Geminex and Menarker have been exchanging PMs, and we all know nothing good can come of that and most likely we're all screwed.

So, as punishment, I demand that AB ignore the next ten (serious) requests and questions to come from either of them.

Don't worry Gem, you can just tell me your requests and I'll post 'em as mine. Y'know, if I want to.

Also, Gem, a couple of suggestions: I don't think you should use Shizuka's Applesauce straight away. You might want to save it for Lexhur's main body, the radiator, or whichever one of it's parts deals the most damage.

And don't bother using Allegion's Thunder Crush next turn. Fire and Dark aren't any of our attacking types. I'm pretty sure it'll take high-power Electric moves like Thunder to Overload the Absorbers.

Of course, you could just put Allegion and Nagarai to use Zap Cannon and Thunder on the Fire and Dark Absorbers, then.

[Astral Harmony]

I'd really like to do the mission that way, mainly because it's so goddamned epic, but we really need for it to make sense.

First point, sure Lexhur will become a major help, but there's a huge difference between trusting characters like Shannon to work alongside you immediately following the mission where she was an enemy and trusting a goddamn train engine on tank treads who is a fucking Ruin General to work with us without being a little nervous about it.

Secondly, Mission 3 is going to be a rather large scale religious gathering breaking down into a riot. Innocent bystanders 'n' shit and chaos will be all over the place.

Then here comes Impact and Pierce on the PATCAmobile, shelling artillery on the screaming crowd and grinding people under its massive tank treads. Faynoc freaks and Paradigm Shifts into a Lugia and takes flight and tries to flee, which leads to a high speed chase through the city. Cars and people are getting knocked aside or crushed as you two and Lexhur destroy numerous buildings and other shit trying to hit Faynoc until it ends in an epic battle with his personal bodyguard Mio when she jumps onto the train.

So, after Renny's sidequest, we've gotta focus on two problems with that. First, we've gotta get Rayleen to okay that notion.

...You may wanna bring some of that wine from Renny's house. Actually, a lot of that wine. Then maybe...

Impact: "So can we take Lexhur with us to go kick the shit out of Faynoc?"
Rayleen: "I'm the King of France!"
Impact: "So I can take that as a yes?"
Rayleen: "Oh, Pierce! I want your cock!"
Pierce: "Well, I'd give you Blaziken but I think I'm going to really need him this time."
Impact: "That's not what she means."
Rayleen: "I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs..."
Impact: "Huh. I guess that is what she means."

Secondly, and more importantly, we've gotta make certain there won't be innocents who can die in horrible, horrible death because of your actions. In other words, if somebody else were to sign some sort of contract...

Pierce: "Renny, we need to talk about something."
Renny: "Not right now, Pierce. My Mollesk's Pokeball is missing."
Pierce: "Uhh, Renny. Look over here."
Renny: "Oh my god! Impact, get that gun away from Mollesk's head!"
Pierce: "I'll call 'im off...just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper."
Renny: "Sign? Wait, what is this?"
Impact: *starts to squeeze the trigger*
Renny: "Wah! No, please! I'll sign it, I'll sign it!"
*Renny signs the form and Pierce takes it.*
Pierce: "This all seems to be in order. Impact."
Impact: "Got it."
*Impact shoots Mollesk dead and then shoots Renny dead.*
Renny: "Ugh...tell Lola...that I stole a pair of her lacey panties..."
Pierce: "Impact, you were supposed to release Mollesk."
Impact: "Your definition of 'release' must differ wildly from mine."
Pierce: "Why'd you kill Renny?"
Impact: "Why do you fucking think?"
Pierce: "Yeah, that was pretty rheutorical, wasn't it? Well, let's go get Lexhur and head on out. Oh, do you think we can take a few detours?"
Impact: "Eh, why not."

*At Renny's house*

Pierce: "Oh, fuck!"
Impact: "What is it, this time?"
Pierce: "I came here to take those panties Renny stole from Lola for myself, but then I just remembered that Renny's MILF is here and I forgot the Snorlax costume."
Impact: "Forget about her, man. We've got fucking Lexhur. We're gonna be hookin' bitches up like Voltron 'n' shit."
Pierce: "I guess."

*At a McPoke's Drive-Thru*

Gardevoir: "Welcome to McPoke's! Could I interest you in a-what the fuck is that thing!?"
Impact: "I want some waffle fries for free, bitch!"
*They drive off, laughing maniacally*
Manager Alphonsine: "Who the devil were they?"
Gardevoir: "What I'm more concerned about is how they somehow got underneath those eight 'n' a half foot tall clearings on that monster. Wait, how did they even get into the drive-thru lane to begin with?"

Armored Bishoujo: "Then it more or less becomes like the Night at the Roxberry where Impact and Pierce are riding along, banging their heads to 'What Is Love?' by Haddaway."

[Dracorion]

Is that all that stands between us and ridin' on Lexhur? That's easy! Let's get to work, Gem! You grab Mollesk, I'll get the wine.

Also, AB, fair warning about Strange Journey: you're talking about putting everyone in a dream world, and Enmakki owns dreams. It'd most likely manipulate Pierce's dream into it's version of Pierce's perfect dream world. And perhaps also screw with Impact a bit, but that's something I have to talk about with Impact.

Y'know, unless whatever puts us in the dream world is stronger than Enmakki.

[Astral Harmony]

The Psychic Ruin General, Marionata? Yeah, I think she's more powerful than Enmekki.

As for Menarker's question, Kirie's Weapon Shifting allows her to turn that oversized sword into almost any other kind of weapon. Thus, chances are she can turn that weapon into something that deals type damage, or at least something that can hit ghost types.

Experiment with Kirie. Like all of the other Kimonos, she's got a lot of potential in the right person's hands.

[Dracorion]

Wait a minute, hold the phone.

If the Psychic Ruin General is the one who's going to put us in dream land, how are we ever going to do a Love Hotel Mission?

Also, when you say Marionata I think mind control instead of dreams.

[Astral Harmony]

We're going to do that mission by filling my mailbox up with PMs. You guys decide amongst yourselves when you want this shit. It's pretty damn fluid and there's only going to be more chicks introduced down the road, so...

Anyways, I'll take the PMs of what you want for the first parts of this mission and skillfully and unerringly mold them into the RP.

Just note that what you decide to have will determine your enemies. You want Lola? Prepare to fight her to the death when shit hits the fan. And I don't mean with pillows.