Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song - Page 11

Astral Harmony · 05-12-2010, 01:52 PM

Fortunately, this is far from the last time everyone will get to have fun in this way. There will also be moments between missions in the agency, and of course Mission 4 isn't far at all. Just gotta take care of Mission 3 and Pierce's sidequest, right?

If Pierce is going in alone like he says he's going to, I'm gonna hafta reinforce him with someone very capable.

Gawd, next thing I know, y'all'll want me to create a point system for showing affection between the females to the males. Pokemon Umbral meets Thousand Arms 'n' shit.

Menarker · 05-12-2010, 02:24 PM

I got two omakes. One I had in my mind for a while and one fairly new.

Renny's childhood!

*During the course of Renny's party, with the girls in Renny's room, Snorlax somehow comes upstairs without breaking the staircase, bringing up a picture book. The ladies all look to Renny's embaressment.*
Whitney: Hey hey, look! There are some pictures of Renny when he was younger!
Rayleen: Oh? Let me see!
Lola: Oh, Renny, you looked adorable! *Pinches cheeks* You looked so tiny!
Rayleen: Not much changed there. Just kidding... a little.
Whitney: Oh, I see your dad with this young girl! Is that your older sister? She looks so young and pretty! She looks like she is only 15!
Renny: I'm an only child. That's my mom.
*Silence as the notion sinks in.*
Rayleen: I see... She looks so charming at her age... Turn the page, turn the fucking page!
Lola: Oh, look at that! A picture of you being held in Snorlax's arms... in a classroom?
Renny: Yeah... I took him to show and tell. He had to hold me up for the picture because if I stood on the floor beside him, his head would be chopped off the picture. This was before I got any of my pokemons.
Whitney: Aww, that's cute though. Wasn't that a good memory?
Renny:...
*Flashback*
Young Renny: This here is my best friend in the whole wide world, Snorlax!
Bratty kid: What does he do?
Young Renny: He eats, sleeps, and lifts me up high, and I can use his belly like a trampoline!
Bratty kid: He's FAT! I heard that all Snorlaxes are total gluttons!
Snorlax winched as if stabbed in its chubby heart.
Young Renny: It doesn't matter! He's an awesome friend!
Bratty kid: He's like a fat ass Pinata! I bet if we were to bash at his belly with sticks, he would burst out old candy instead!
Young Renny: Buh, Buh... aauuuuuughhh auuuwwwwww *Wailing miserably*
Snorlax: Snorrr.... aahhhhhhhhhh
The two hugging each other while crying their hearts out...
*Back in the real world...*
Renny: It... was mean... it wasn't fair...
*Renny hugs Snorlax and the two of them end up bawling all over again to the strange expression on the ladies' faces.*

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Abbreivated end result of the Arena mission! (That we might not be having after all)

A huge crowd had gathered! Somehow, PATCA had enough resources to stage a coliseum for PATCA's Annual Pokemon Trainer Tournament! Many battles have taken place with many trainers from the local city, but they all fell to the might of Pierce in group A and Renny in group B! Those in the know could see Rayleen and several other PATCA members and even a few Kimono ladies in the benches closest to the fight. Rachel and Lola stood on the sidelines of the battle to attend to knocked out pokemons. Charlotte rode on Hammond with a special camera to take pictures to use for the newletter that Harriette got dragged into writing.

Whitney: Good afternoon everyone! The weather is beautiful! Slight breeze, the sun is present and warm but not harsh to the eyes! Perfect for this last battle. Dormond?

Dormond: Good lady, the weather is indeed a delight. A perfect occasion to present the last fight of the long-standing tournament. Both of these fine gentlemens are prestigious trainers from the PATCA organization, the Watchmen, and their achievement reaching this far is encouraging and a shining inspiration.

Whitney: Indeed. What would you say about the odds?

Dormond: Oh, they both got fans everywhere. Pierce's dominating and stylish presence is a hit with most of the male audience and with a good deal of the young ladies apparently! Renny's enduring endeavor and brilliant tactics with his charming pokemons have made him an opposing force to be reckoned with and made him also popular with the ladies as well as children and the adults alike. As for who would win... it's anyone's guess, although if odds were purely in terms of statistics, it would be Pierce's victory.

CROWD: PIERCE, PIERCE, PIERCE!!!
CROWD: REENNNNNNYYYYY!!!!

Whitney: That's a fair assessment for sure. Pierce's pokemon have included Tyranitar, Blaziken, Nagarai, Metagross, Kingdra and the forboding Enmakki! Renny on the other hand has Togekiss, Swampert, Umbreon, Magnezone, Shaymin and the practically unbreakable Mollesk. While Renny's pokemons are no slouch, Pierce's pokemons are almost exclusively psuedo-legendary or legendary itself!

Dormond: Oh, the battle will start sooner than expected! The two are now walking to their respective podiums.

Whitney: How exciting. My head is throbbing trying to think which pokemons they'll summon first.

Dormond: Be careful, you're a psychic type. You don't wanna influence the battle. Not that it would matter anyhow. The trainers choose their first pokemon in advance.

Whitney: Oh, you! *Giggles* But I'm still curious.

Dormond: We all are, m'lady! We'll be recording this battle, but in respect to the trainers, we'll not be commenting during the course of it.

Lola: This battle is a 6 on 6 battle, one pokemon at a time.

Rachel: Only held items are permitted. Switching is permitted. Fight fair and honorably. We reserve the right to decree a pokemon is unable to fight.

Lola: Begin now!

(Don't have time to write results yet...)

Dormond: Tyranitar is down! Togekiss finished it!

Whitney: A tremmedously close and lucky victory. 5 - 6 in Renny's favor! That Enmakki almost won it, but Renny counted on a sleep attack being used as soon as he switched a pokemon. Delaying intentionally for Pierce to give the order, he switched Umbreon who causes Enmakki to fall asleep himself. After that, the pace went to Renny!

Dormond: A very close call indeed, but now we have a champion!

All of Renny's pokemon summoned themselves as a large trophy was present to Renny by Rachel and Lola. Shaymin and Togekiss swoop onto his shoulder, nuzzling warmly, Magnezone and Swampert standing side by side with their master, and Mollesk and Umbreon standing at his feet affectionately.

Renny: "You guys are all the best! It was a challenge like none other, and I feel that we can all be proud about that." *Tears start welling up in his eyes, as he hugs his pokemons right in front of everyone.* "We couldn't have done this if I was missing any of you... I'm so proud of each and every one of you!"

*The next day, the newsletter that Harriette and Charlotte written is released to the public*

NEW FLASH!
EPIC FINAL BATTLE AT PACTA COLISEUM!
RENNY TRESSERHORN WINS PATCA TOURNAMENT!
*Includes picture of Renny crying and hugging his pokemons*
PATCA'S STRONGEST TRAINER CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!

Rayleen: Quite a controversial frontpage... At least I won $300 bucks betting on him. <3

^^; Hope you guys enjoy it somewhat. *Off to work now*

Bard The 5th LW · 05-12-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

See? That's what I'm talking about! Very nice! I'd participate, but time is in very short supply for me. Later. Two more days, and I'll have all the time in the world.

Oh, and I was wondering how old everyone is? If you're reluctant to say, then just tell me: Older than my 17-year-old self? Or younger?

I'm just a bit younger than you. Ironic, because Charlotte is the oldest PC.

And ignoring Drac's supposed 108 years of age, Menarker, who I am guessing is oldest, is playing Renny, the youngest PC.

And the ending sounds like something Charlotte would write.

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 04:26 PM

Are you freaking kidding me?

Pierce's priority would be Umbreon. That little bitch's Synchronize would have to die. Specifically, Blaziken "thought he thaw a puddy cat"(in the voice of Tweety Bird). Swampert, you say? Sunny Day to fuck up his water attacks, Expert Belt (or perhaps something like X Attack) for more damage and SUPERPOWER UNTIL THE BITCH DIES.

Pierce is the goddamn master of cockfighting and don't you forget it!

How the hell does Togekiss beat Tyranitar anyway? Tyranitar always carries Stone Edge, whereas Renny has better pokemon than Togekiss to carry Fighting moves for Tyranitar. Like y'know, Swampert. Remember that Tyranitar's Special Defense goes up by 50% in Sandstorm, so Togekiss' Aura Sphere would probably be less effective than Swampert's Hammer Arm anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Fortunately, this is far from the last time everyone will get to have fun in this way. There will also be moments between missions in the agency, and of course Mission 4 isn't far at all. Just gotta take care of Mission 3 and Pierce's sidequest, right?

Seems to me like Renny's the only one who's having fun "in this way".

The only thing I had planned for his sidequest, Pierce-getting-anywhere-near-laid wise, was Enmakki showing Pierce a vision of his possible future harem. Now? I'm not so sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

If Pierce is going in alone like he says he's going to, I'm gonna hafta reinforce him with someone very capable.

I'm going to go on ahead and take this one to PMs because I don't want the jerks to know anything about Pierce's sidequest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Gawd, next thing I know, y'all'll want me to create a point system for showing affection between the females to the males. Pokemon Umbral meets Thousand Arms 'n' shit.

You should do this.

DanteFalcon · 05-12-2010, 05:44 PM

Just an omake Drac. Besides, your entire couter-argument there is a complete waste of time. It's like saying "Well if you did that I would do this." Which is just as easily counterable from the opposition.

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 06:27 PM

Well, he started it.

That settles it, though. We need to do Pierce vs Renny for the PVP mission.

Bard The 5th LW · 05-12-2010, 07:21 PM

Can Charlotte battle Matt? Because she had so many advantages in that fight it wouldn't be funny. Actually, it would be hilarious. That's why I want to do it.

Between Buck (fire), Sol-leks (fire), and Hammond (rock and flying) that would just be destructive.

Dracorion · 05-12-2010, 07:28 PM

I'm sure Charlotte would be very proud of herself, trampling a weaker opponent rather than proving herself the Alpha Dog by beating someone more to her level.

Bard The 5th LW · 05-12-2010, 07:39 PM

Don't get me wrong, Impact is also pretty high on the list of combatants there, if not the highest. Above Matt definitely,he's just someone Charlotte would enjoy thrashing on the side. Can imagine it now.

~Mattias roasting over an open fire~

DanteFalcon · 05-13-2010, 12:27 AM

You know of the 3 you mentioned, none of those scare me. If you only used those 3 I would laugh at you.....

05-12-2010, 01:52 PM	#101
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Fortunately, this is far from the last time everyone will get to have fun in this way. There will also be moments between missions in the agency, and of course Mission 4 isn't far at all. Just gotta take care of Mission 3 and Pierce's sidequest, right? If Pierce is going in alone like he says he's going to, I'm gonna hafta reinforce him with someone very capable. Gawd, next thing I know, y'all'll want me to create a point system for showing affection between the females to the males. Pokemon Umbral meets Thousand Arms 'n' shit. Last edited by Astral Harmony; 05-12-2010 at 02:01 PM.

05-12-2010, 02:24 PM	#102
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I got two omakes. One I had in my mind for a while and one fairly new. Renny's childhood! During the course of Renny's party, with the girls in Renny's room, Snorlax somehow comes upstairs without breaking the staircase, bringing up a picture book. The ladies all look to Renny's embaressment. Whitney: Hey hey, look! There are some pictures of Renny when he was younger! Rayleen: Oh? Let me see! Lola: Oh, Renny, you looked adorable! Pinches cheeks You looked so tiny! Rayleen: Not much changed there. Just kidding... a little. Whitney: Oh, I see your dad with this young girl! Is that your older sister? She looks so young and pretty! She looks like she is only 15! Renny: I'm an only child. That's my mom. Silence as the notion sinks in. Rayleen: I see... She looks so charming at her age... Turn the page, turn the fucking page! Lola: Oh, look at that! A picture of you being held in Snorlax's arms... in a classroom? Renny: Yeah... I took him to show and tell. He had to hold me up for the picture because if I stood on the floor beside him, his head would be chopped off the picture. This was before I got any of my pokemons. Whitney: Aww, that's cute though. Wasn't that a good memory? Renny:... Flashback Young Renny: This here is my best friend in the whole wide world, Snorlax! Bratty kid: What does he do? Young Renny: He eats, sleeps, and lifts me up high, and I can use his belly like a trampoline! Bratty kid: He's FAT! I heard that all Snorlaxes are total gluttons! Snorlax winched as if stabbed in its chubby heart. Young Renny: It doesn't matter! He's an awesome friend! Bratty kid: He's like a fat ass Pinata! I bet if we were to bash at his belly with sticks, he would burst out old candy instead! Young Renny: Buh, Buh... aauuuuuughhh auuuwwwwww Wailing miserably Snorlax: Snorrr.... aahhhhhhhhhh The two hugging each other while crying their hearts out... Back in the real world... Renny: It... was mean... it wasn't fair... Renny hugs Snorlax and the two of them end up bawling all over again to the strange expression on the ladies' faces. ------------- Abbreivated end result of the Arena mission! (That we might not be having after all) A huge crowd had gathered! Somehow, PATCA had enough resources to stage a coliseum for PATCA's Annual Pokemon Trainer Tournament! Many battles have taken place with many trainers from the local city, but they all fell to the might of Pierce in group A and Renny in group B! Those in the know could see Rayleen and several other PATCA members and even a few Kimono ladies in the benches closest to the fight. Rachel and Lola stood on the sidelines of the battle to attend to knocked out pokemons. Charlotte rode on Hammond with a special camera to take pictures to use for the newletter that Harriette got dragged into writing. Whitney: Good afternoon everyone! The weather is beautiful! Slight breeze, the sun is present and warm but not harsh to the eyes! Perfect for this last battle. Dormond? Dormond: Good lady, the weather is indeed a delight. A perfect occasion to present the last fight of the long-standing tournament. Both of these fine gentlemens are prestigious trainers from the PATCA organization, the Watchmen, and their achievement reaching this far is encouraging and a shining inspiration. Whitney: Indeed. What would you say about the odds? Dormond: Oh, they both got fans everywhere. Pierce's dominating and stylish presence is a hit with most of the male audience and with a good deal of the young ladies apparently! Renny's enduring endeavor and brilliant tactics with his charming pokemons have made him an opposing force to be reckoned with and made him also popular with the ladies as well as children and the adults alike. As for who would win... it's anyone's guess, although if odds were purely in terms of statistics, it would be Pierce's victory. CROWD: PIERCE, PIERCE, PIERCE!!! CROWD: REENNNNNNYYYYY!!!! Whitney: That's a fair assessment for sure. Pierce's pokemon have included Tyranitar, Blaziken, Nagarai, Metagross, Kingdra and the forboding Enmakki! Renny on the other hand has Togekiss, Swampert, Umbreon, Magnezone, Shaymin and the practically unbreakable Mollesk. While Renny's pokemons are no slouch, Pierce's pokemons are almost exclusively psuedo-legendary or legendary itself! Dormond: Oh, the battle will start sooner than expected! The two are now walking to their respective podiums. Whitney: How exciting. My head is throbbing trying to think which pokemons they'll summon first. Dormond: Be careful, you're a psychic type. You don't wanna influence the battle. Not that it would matter anyhow. The trainers choose their first pokemon in advance. Whitney: Oh, you! Giggles But I'm still curious. Dormond: We all are, m'lady! We'll be recording this battle, but in respect to the trainers, we'll not be commenting during the course of it. Lola: This battle is a 6 on 6 battle, one pokemon at a time. Rachel: Only held items are permitted. Switching is permitted. Fight fair and honorably. We reserve the right to decree a pokemon is unable to fight. Lola: Begin now! (Don't have time to write results yet...) Dormond: Tyranitar is down! Togekiss finished it! Whitney: A tremmedously close and lucky victory. 5 - 6 in Renny's favor! That Enmakki almost won it, but Renny counted on a sleep attack being used as soon as he switched a pokemon. Delaying intentionally for Pierce to give the order, he switched Umbreon who causes Enmakki to fall asleep himself. After that, the pace went to Renny! Dormond: A very close call indeed, but now we have a champion! All of Renny's pokemon summoned themselves as a large trophy was present to Renny by Rachel and Lola. Shaymin and Togekiss swoop onto his shoulder, nuzzling warmly, Magnezone and Swampert standing side by side with their master, and Mollesk and Umbreon standing at his feet affectionately. Renny: "You guys are all the best! It was a challenge like none other, and I feel that we can all be proud about that." Tears start welling up in his eyes, as he hugs his pokemons right in front of everyone. "We couldn't have done this if I was missing any of you... I'm so proud of each and every one of you!" The next day, the newsletter that Harriette and Charlotte written is released to the public NEW FLASH! EPIC FINAL BATTLE AT PACTA COLISEUM! RENNY TRESSERHORN WINS PATCA TOURNAMENT! Includes picture of Renny crying and hugging his pokemons PATCA'S STRONGEST TRAINER CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! Rayleen: Quite a controversial frontpage... At least I won $300 bucks betting on him. <3 ^^; Hope you guys enjoy it somewhat. Off to work now __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 05-12-2010 at 02:38 PM.

05-12-2010, 06:27 PM	#106
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Well, he started it. That settles it, though. We need to do Pierce vs Renny for the PVP mission. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

05-12-2010, 07:28 PM	#108
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	I'm sure Charlotte would be very proud of herself, trampling a weaker opponent rather than proving herself the Alpha Dog by beating someone more to her level. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

05-12-2010, 05:44 PM	#105
DanteFalcon Birdy Bard Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japanland Posts: 501	Just an omake Drac. Besides, your entire couter-argument there is a complete waste of time. It's like saying "Well if you did that I would do this." Which is just as easily counterable from the opposition.

05-12-2010, 07:21 PM	#107
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Can Charlotte battle Matt? Because she had so many advantages in that fight it wouldn't be funny. Actually, it would be hilarious. That's why I want to do it. Between Buck (fire), Sol-leks (fire), and Hammond (rock and flying) that would just be destructive.

05-12-2010, 07:39 PM	#109
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Don't get me wrong, Impact is also pretty high on the list of combatants there, if not the highest. Above Matt definitely,he's just someone Charlotte would enjoy thrashing on the side. Can imagine it now. ~Mattias roasting over an open fire~

05-13-2010, 12:27 AM	#110
DanteFalcon Birdy Bard Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Japanland Posts: 501	You know of the 3 you mentioned, none of those scare me. If you only used those 3 I would laugh at you.....