Pokemon Umbral Theatre 1: Where All the Lurkers...Ah...Lurk

[Astral Harmony]

Yeah, a Pokebrid/Deva is Paradigm Shift will still get Rage from recieving damage and Rage Rockets. Just not attacking.

...I think I'm going to change the name of the Rage Rocket. I'm surprised nobody giggled when I invented it because it's clearly a good euphamism for...y'know...that thing.

Medics will have an infinite if basic inventory.

- Restore: recovers 50% of MaxHP.
- Revive: revives the unit with 50% MaxHP.
- X items and Dire Hit: all those items that raise a stat by one level.
- Status Heals: all those items that heal one status effect like Antidote, Awakening, and Burn Heal. There will be additional items for all the status effects unique to Pokemon Umbral. For more serious status effects like Plasmaburn and Fire, the appropriate healing item (in this case, a Burn Heal) will downgrade the status effect to something less severe, and then one more appropriate item will be needed to remove the effect completely.

And I think that's about it.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

...I think I'm going to change the name of the Rage Rocket. I'm surprised nobody giggled when I invented it because it's clearly a good euphamism for...y'know...that thing.

Too easy.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Dracorion

You're welcome to try. But I will take Lola. That is the only condition by which I will let you have a fourth accessory at Overblade 3.


To clarify, if your just having a fourth accessory turns out wrong, I will take Lola.

I thought the entire premise was that I won't Min-Max with accessories. I AM NOT conceding on allowing you to take Lola on some flimsy premise such as "Oh, he's using some weak ass accessories with way too much skill. Clearly, having 4 accessories was a mistake." Or any other such premise similar to that!

Man, I'm seriously wondering why you're becoming such an ass all the sudden. And not the playful joking ass either.

AB: Wouldn't Smelling Salt combine a little too well with moves like Endeavor and Reversal which power themselves by how little hitpoints the user has?

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

I thought the entire premise was that I won't Min-Max with accessories. I AM NOT conceding on allowing you to take Lola on some flimsy premise such as "Oh, he's using some weak ass accessories with way too much skill. Clearly, having 4 accessories was a mistake." Or any other such premise similar to that!

Don't worry, I promise I won't take away Lola on a flimsy premise such as "Oh, he's using some weak ass accessories with way too much skill. Clearly, having 4 accessories was a mistake." Or any other such premise similar to that!

Originally Posted by Menarker

Man, I'm seriously wondering why you're becoming such an ass all the sudden. And not the playful joking ass either.

Eh, I'm wondering too.

My best guess is that I've gotten a too comfortable with you jerks.

Originally Posted by Menarker

AB: Wouldn't Smelling Salt combine a little too well with moves like Endeavor and Reversal which power themselves by how little hitpoints the user has?

Yep, you're probably better off going with reviving a pokemon to 25% or 50% of the max HP or something.

[Astral Harmony]

Revives, then. Sheesh.

Anyways, don't worry about ol' Draccy. No way could that fucker make any claim on Lola. She's already got harem immunity. Which means she's with Renny, whether anyone likes it at all or not. And Renny's the only one who can say otherwise.

Go ahead. Try it. Lola will have one of those cheesy anime "power of love" things going on that will defeat any scheme you have cooked up.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Anyways, don't worry about ol' Draccy. No way could that fucker make any claim on Lola. She's already got harem immunity. Which means she's with Renny, whether anyone likes it at all or not. And Renny's the only one who can say otherwise.

Go ahead. Try it. Lola will have one of those cheesy anime "power of love" things going on that will defeat any scheme you have cooked up.

^^ This made all my headaches and frustration from the last few hours go away.

Thanks AB. ^^

[Dracorion]

You do realize I have more than one character and I can think of at least two that would be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship with the hot Lopunny nurse.

Plus, they're not underage!

Most importantly, Menarker doesn't have a choice if he wants me to let him get that extra accessory at Overblade 3. Then, all he has to do is make sure it doesn't go wrong, and I've already promised I won't be unfair about it.

So I think he got a pretty sweet deal.

[Astral Harmony]

But Renny claimed the Lopunny nurse first!

First! First! Flippity first! Fucking first! Goddamn...first!

Lola wouldn't want Pierce. She's already kinda emotionally locked onto Renny. And she sure as hell wouldn't want Elizabeth, regardless of how awesome I think that would be.

If you go after Lola in-character, then you can kiss Chizuru goodbye. And Shizuka. You're gonna hafta hook up with Dinner.

And believe it, trying to hook up with Dinner is far too volatile a situation, even for a man as in-control as Pierce would like to believe he is.

[Dracorion]

... Wanna bet?

[Astral Harmony]

Two words, Pierce.

Unmarked grave.