Pokemon Umbral Theatre 11: Things That Make You Go Wuh? - Page 10

Dracorion · 10-12-2010, 10:48 AM

You'd better hope we don't start fucking around with time travel.

Astral Harmony · 10-12-2010, 04:42 PM

I wouldn't actually put you in outer space. Well, I would, but the combat would carry out in an environment that supports life.

Time travel sounds cool, but I always hated the concept of it, and I don't think it'll make it into any part of the RP or its sequel. Besides, time travel is so blah. Fucking with reality is where it's at.

By the way, here's a bizarre question that may have relevance in the sequel. Y'know how if you got two identical children, they're twins and if you got three, they're triplets and if you got four, they're quadruplets?

What would having fifty-two identical children be called?

Dracorion · 10-12-2010, 04:52 PM

The Quintessence?

Also, time travel is fucking with reality. That said, I don't suggest messing around with it. It takes nothing short of three geniouses working around the clock to do one instance of time travel right.

Who has fifty-two identical children? Actually, it doesn't matter. Whoever it is, Pierce is going to have to top them.

So thanks.

Quintiduoplets?

Menarker · 10-12-2010, 05:45 PM

^^; I'm just imagining each of the PCs under the circumstances of having 52 identical children. Assuming the main traits of said kids are passed down from the PC's side of genetics.

Matthias: A bunch of quiet kids.

Impact: A bunch of Stewie Griffin imitators.

Pierce: A bunch of reckless but otherwise normal kids.

Renny: A chorus of angelic souls with enough love and bliss to cause diabetes. Super easy to raise as they would be gentle children that play well together. ^^

Charlotte: A madhouse. A total psycho madhouse of roughhousing and brutal brats. No babysitter would accept taking care of these mutually destructive siblings. >_<

Also, Drac, you realize AB said IDENTICAL children. Meaning, not 52 children from 52 ladies like it could be for Burkmont. But 52 from a single wife/girlfriend/hostage/*Insert other progeny producing companion title here.*

That said, I would not like Time Travel in this setting.

Dracorion · 10-12-2010, 06:00 PM

Hey, there's nothing stopping Burkmont from having 52 identical kids on top of all the bastards he already has.

And yes, Pierce is getting some of his own even if he has to genetically engineer his own mountain-sized woman and keep boinking her until she becomes pregnant with 52 brats.

Menarker · 10-12-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dracorion

And yes, Pierce is getting some of his own even if he has to genetically engineer his own mountain-sized woman and keep boinking her until she becomes pregnant with 52 brats.

Welp, you all heard of here folks. Pierce likes big butts and cannot lie.

I would say more but the challenge is gone. ^^;

Dracorion · 10-12-2010, 06:16 PM

Hey, you try fitting 52 fetuses in a regular-sized woman.

Menarker · 10-12-2010, 06:46 PM

Actually? That bit where I said there was no challenge anymore? I change my mind. Pierce would end up in a situation much like THIS.

Dracorion · 10-12-2010, 06:57 PM

Goddammit, Menarker.

Just once, I would like to go an entire thread without having to say that.

Astral Harmony · 10-14-2010, 01:39 AM

I've got an itinerary. Headin' off to a different island for three months starting Tuesday. It's a bitch of a plane flight and I heard the connectivity is quite shitty, not that I really need much of it for NPF, so I should be able to maintain the RP throughout this absurd trip. I hear everyone who goes there ends up doing a whole lotta not a goddamn thing, which makes me wonder why I'm being sent there in the first place.

Anywho, I was thinking about something rather bizarre. Party buffs by having unselected units participate as a band doing the background music. Just like all the other upgrades, I'd need to work out on assigning various roles to various characters such as vocalist, keyboardist, lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, bassist, and drummer.

There's gonna be some interesting effects.

Suggestions couldn't hurt, but I think I'll take some liberties. I mean, how badass would Lola be rockin' out as a lead guitarist?

10-12-2010, 10:48 AM	#91
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	You'd better hope we don't start fucking around with time travel. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

10-12-2010, 04:52 PM	#93
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	The Quintessence? Also, time travel is fucking with reality. That said, I don't suggest messing around with it. It takes nothing short of three geniouses working around the clock to do one instance of time travel right. Who has fifty-two identical children? Actually, it doesn't matter. Whoever it is, Pierce is going to have to top them. So thanks. Quintiduoplets? __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

10-12-2010, 05:45 PM	#94
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	^^; I'm just imagining each of the PCs under the circumstances of having 52 identical children. Assuming the main traits of said kids are passed down from the PC's side of genetics. Matthias: A bunch of quiet kids. Impact: A bunch of Stewie Griffin imitators. Pierce: A bunch of reckless but otherwise normal kids. Renny: A chorus of angelic souls with enough love and bliss to cause diabetes. Super easy to raise as they would be gentle children that play well together. ^^ Charlotte: A madhouse. A total psycho madhouse of roughhousing and brutal brats. No babysitter would accept taking care of these mutually destructive siblings. >_< Also, Drac, you realize AB said IDENTICAL children. Meaning, not 52 children from 52 ladies like it could be for Burkmont. But 52 from a single wife/girlfriend/hostage/Insert other progeny producing companion title here. That said, I would not like Time Travel in this setting. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 10-12-2010 at 05:58 PM.

10-12-2010, 06:00 PM	#95
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Hey, there's nothing stopping Burkmont from having 52 identical kids on top of all the bastards he already has. And yes, Pierce is getting some of his own even if he has to genetically engineer his own mountain-sized woman and keep boinking her until she becomes pregnant with 52 brats. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

10-12-2010, 06:16 PM	#97
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Hey, you try fitting 52 fetuses in a regular-sized woman. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

10-12-2010, 04:42 PM	#92
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	I wouldn't actually put you in outer space. Well, I would, but the combat would carry out in an environment that supports life. Time travel sounds cool, but I always hated the concept of it, and I don't think it'll make it into any part of the RP or its sequel. Besides, time travel is so blah. Fucking with reality is where it's at. By the way, here's a bizarre question that may have relevance in the sequel. Y'know how if you got two identical children, they're twins and if you got three, they're triplets and if you got four, they're quadruplets? What would having fifty-two identical children be called?

10-12-2010, 06:46 PM	#98
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Actually? That bit where I said there was no challenge anymore? I change my mind. Pierce would end up in a situation much like THIS. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

10-12-2010, 06:57 PM	#99
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Goddammit, Menarker. Just once, I would like to go an entire thread without having to say that. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

10-14-2010, 01:39 AM	#100
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	I've got an itinerary. Headin' off to a different island for three months starting Tuesday. It's a bitch of a plane flight and I heard the connectivity is quite shitty, not that I really need much of it for NPF, so I should be able to maintain the RP throughout this absurd trip. I hear everyone who goes there ends up doing a whole lotta not a goddamn thing, which makes me wonder why I'm being sent there in the first place. Anywho, I was thinking about something rather bizarre. Party buffs by having unselected units participate as a band doing the background music. Just like all the other upgrades, I'd need to work out on assigning various roles to various characters such as vocalist, keyboardist, lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, bassist, and drummer. There's gonna be some interesting effects. Suggestions couldn't hurt, but I think I'll take some liberties. I mean, how badass would Lola be rockin' out as a lead guitarist? Last edited by Astral Harmony; 10-14-2010 at 01:44 AM.