Trollslum Discussion 1: Stuck in a Black Romance

[Dracorion]

>Shoot GM through the fourth wall.

There's no better solution.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Your actions have failed to impede the countdown.

[Dracorion]

The clock stops short because the RP stops short because the GM is dead.

Alternatively,

You die with a smile on your face. Your last words are "fuck you Bard".

[Arhra]

Hey look, is that a character sheet?

Main details it mentions that haven't come up yet are the fact Iro's a good mechanic (all the better to make machines for high speed delivery with) and can set things on fire with her mind.

Name: Iropha Zanges

Gender: Female

Age: 6 solar sweeps

Appearance: Long, somewhat messy black hair. Skinny

Lusus: Gyrojetfalcon

Trollian Handle: hastyExecutor, THE QUIC|< BROWN FO>< JUMPS OvER THE L^ZY >OG! ^LSO SOMETIMES DR^^^WS OUT WOR>S!

Blood Color: Orange

Hive: Lawn Ring on a plateau in a sub-arctic mountainous region.

Strife Specibus: Limbkind.

Fetch Modus: Vector Modus. An item can only be retrieved from the Vector Modus by travelling at the right speed in the right direction. The closest match will be fired out at GREAT SPEED in the event of a miss.

Items of note:
Blackmail Package: WHAT COULD IT BE?
Time Capsule: Something Iro picked up recently. It is dispensing instructions to her at a measured rate so that at the right time and the right place, something will happen.
Broken Rocketbike: Stored at terminal velocity, straight down.

Title: Still deciding

Dreamself: Derse.

Interests: Iro wants to become a DELIVERATOR, delivering goods at GREAT SPEEDS or else. She currently runs an unofficial delivery service to get practice. She hoards things, particularly supplies for her RIDICULOUS ARTS AND CRAFTS and an interconnected web of favours and debts, and enjoys messing around with them, fixing them and making new things out of them. She's a good mechanic and generally prefers making functional things.

Additional Notes: Iro's interests cost her an arm and a leg. Being quite low in the hemospectrum, Iro is psychically susceptible and has a fairly strong form of pyrokinesis. She can shake the molecules of things in a vaguely scientific way to heat them up and make them burst into flames, or she can give them a shove in one direction to launch things at GREAT SPEEDS. She probably uses this ability to operate her fake arm and leg.

[Aldurin]

Wait, what's the deal with Iropha's chart? Is that supposed to represent the teams with one dot for each troll? And what do the lines mean? Or do you not know yet or waiting approval from Gemibard?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Ahrha: Accepted. List updated. I'll start a new thread soon.

[Aldurin]

That's dark, Leraje. Very, very dark.

But expected of you.

EDIT: I think your case is kismesis in denial.

[Bard The 5th LW]

My CS.Name: Glissa Vierth

Gender: Female

Age: 6 solar sweeps as of the first post.

Appearance: Stands at a shorter than average height, with the traditional aqua troll’s gills and light gray skin. Her hair is straight and stretches down to her shoulders, with many strands of black blocking out her forehead. When painting she wears an average long blue skirt, black shirt, and a very messy art smock. Behind the assortment of colors, her smock carries a symbol reminescent of a snowflake. In addition, she also wears a stylish purple beret when painting. Her horns are thin, straight, and stick up, and are shaped rather like a manta's fins.

Lusus: A rare breed known as the SERATED MANTARATOR. It is a manta ray that is almost twice as large as an average car. Ends of its fins, and its features in general, are very sharp and capable of eviscerating anything short of the strong hide of a musclebeast. It takes on the task of patrolling the HIVE, and keeping any danger from entering. There aren't really many dangers. It is very watchful of Glissa, and does not like her leaving to far from the area. It can leave the water and hover around for a short period of time, but not much longer than 10 minutes.

Trollian Handle: Her troll handle is bathorysIllustrator and she types in the elegante ways of the olde.

Blood Color: Her blood is, at least in her opinion, a beautiful shade of purple, naturally placing her above most others on the hemospectrum.

Hive: Glissa's hive is very isolated, being located in the chilling waters in the coldest polar cap of Alternia. It takes the shape of a large and stately manor, with white washed walls and marble pillars. It is very elegant in design and the carpenter drones took quite long time to construct it. Towards the end, they were even thinking of leaving it unfinished.

Strife Specibus: Brushkind

Fetch Modus: Glissa uses the BEAUTY™ MODUS. With this, she must organize items by color next to the one they look prettiest in comparison. Once they are arranged, the modus allows her to remove an item. Its all based upon her opinion so this is rather easy, but if she feels they clash and cannot come to a conclusion, then it is emptied and all items are thrown out of it.

Title: Artisan of Life

Dreamself: Prospit

Interests: Glissa takes a strong interest in art. She has taken strives to move move beyond mediocrity and into excellence. She has many BOWLS OF PAINT lying around the ART STUDIO in the bottom of her hive. It is there she takes the task of painting many portraits, and sometimes just mixing colors for fun. Other forms of art, like ICE SCULPTING, are also a past time of hers. Sometimes, wehn she's bored, she likes to just throw colors around as well.

In addition, she has a very passionate hobby of collecting odd, rare, and expensive ANTIQUES, especially those of the ancient variety. She herself isn’t capable of examining such ruins though. She thinks the exploration would be quite interesting, but it would also be quite dangerous and dirty! She instead barters and trades with the many explorers and diggers of Alternia. She has made a makeshift museum out of her mansion, but she rarely gets guests due to the location. She is blissfully unaware, but a very large amount of the ANTIQUES and RELICS that are within her home are quite dangerous, some bordering on apocalyptic, undoubtedly left behind by neglectful precursors. Her personal favorite and most prized of these is a gargantuan facsimile of a FROG that stands solemnly and astutely outside of her HIVE. This singular ruin had been here ever since she and her custodian had settled down, and it may have indeed been the reason she chose the location in particular. In fact, it is the singular exception to her lack of exploration, as she has gone on trips into the temple.

Additional Notes: Despite the low temperatures of the location around her, Glissa remains blissfully unharmed by the cold. She is simply adapted to handle the freezing temperatures of the Alternian polar caps. How she handles higher temperatures is yet to be seen.

[Dracorion]

And that's 15.

Our sixteenth will have to be a Prospit.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Sorting teams right now.