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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Neo Venezia
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> Be the other troll.
 It's dark, you're indoors and you're wearing sunglasses. You are a troll on a mission. What is your name? > Enter Name EXCEL DASHACE Oh yessssss!!! But that's not really your name. Try again. IROPHA ZANGES Your name is IROPHA ZANGES. You prefer the faster nickname of IRO. In fact, you prefer a lot of things to be fast due to your love of SPEED GAMBITS. You still hope to one day join the elite express post order of the DELIVERATORS, despite your accident. You enjoy making stuff, meddling with stuff and trying many RIDICULOUS ARTS AND CRAFTS to fill your time. You are an avid collector of STUFF. Knick-knacks, totems, junk, experience, mechanisms, secrets, favours, people, stuff. As a result you are a fan of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING and numerous COLLECTIBLE GAMES although it is more of an ON AND OFF thing for you. Your trolltag is hastyExecutor and you SPE^|< IN ^N E><CESSIvELY E><CITE> W^Y! What will you do? > Retrieve arms from sleeves.  You... you assholes. > Retrieve arms from drawers.  Now we're talking. > Get on to business  You are an enabler in the illicit, unofficial delivery network for BLACKMAIL; packages too sensitive, too dangerous or too embarassing to risk via the ordinary postal channels. You have a package to deliver. You have a feeling this is going to be a challenging one. > Be the addressee
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11-06-2010, 09:35 PM
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OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
Join Date: May 2006
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> Be the addressee
You are now SHARL. You are OUTDOOR, about an hour walk away from the WAREHOUSE HIVE. You carry a laptop with you wherever you go in case of any special Having rummaged the outdoors for DISCARDED ITEMS, you sigh in exasperation at your less than impressive achievements. Fewer items are still preferable to none. A discarded MATESPIRIT SOFA, missing its pillows. A slightly smushed up double layer of CAKE found in the middle of nowhere, the offending portions removed. A few FANGBRUSHES and a half empty roll of FANGPASTE... and a few other oddities like a large collection of SHINY COLORFUL SMALL ROUND ROCKS, a ripped CHECKERBOARD TABLECLOTH, among other worthless shit. > PESTER "FIRST RATE SUCKER" IROPHA You log onto Trollian and type a few inviting messages to your FAVORITE client, whom also has a passion for COLLECTING ODDITIES. Quote:
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11-07-2010, 02:59 AM
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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>See if Gorrma is still talking_
Yup, you're still chatting with Ballaa. Your anger has been displaced by the prospect of baking cake for people. >Gorrma: Respond_ Quote:
Hmmm. Maybe you shouldn't be spreading your secret cake recipes across the internet. You never know who might get their hands on it. Quote:
You suddenly hear a noise from deep within the lower levels of your SUBTERRANEAN HIVE. It is a blood-chilling, echoing sound that rolls through the many halls of your labyrinthine abode, a sound filled with rage and eons upon eons of smoldering hatred. Quote:
More stunning revelations in this diabolical case. More questions... than answers.
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11-07-2010, 11:28 AM
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Cinderella
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Trespassing in the graveyard
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Leraje: Round 2?
Not yet, but it's getting there. There is no situation when not knowing where Seymour is has proved good for you. You cut short your musings in the MUSICAL RUMPUS DANCE PARTY and equip your chain looking around for the massive amphibian. Leraje: Examine Respiteblock. It seems to reflect your interests. There is a large book case full of various books on things found in the conquest of other planets, the further theory of the quadrants, a set of shitty rom and even a few romcom type movies, and maybe a few romsims but you don't play those often. On the wall next to the book case is a drawing of your FLARP character, Czar Salamaska Ose. While you started FLARP'ing for the romantic intentions you have found yourself quite good at it, you have pretty much all the levels for the Vigilant Binder class. You are a known scourer of all places, forcing your strict doctrines upon the masses, a natural enemy of the free spirited Boy Skylarks and Petticoat Seagrifts. Bloody rouges. Your RECUPERACOON is a large, asymmetrical thing that looks a bit worn and has an unusual amount of entrances and exits that seem to be modifications to the original design. This is because Seymour loves to strike right after you get done sleeping, he says it is the weakest moment of every creature, and that is when you must be on the highest alert. You keep all your clothes in the closet over there, forgoing dressers and all their complicated drawers, mostly because of Seymour. You are not as anti-style as some of your species, but in order to maintain appearances you only ever change your outfit maybe once a year. Typically your wriggling day so you can pass it off as metamorphosis. The most striking thing though is your FENSTRATED WALL it is interfaced with your Husktop, and began as a shipping wall. Unfortunately all the complicated shipping theories and edits got to the point you couldn't fit it in an organized way. So you upgraded the wall and installed a program called Trollship to help keep everything clear. It is a simple thing, you just enter the name of the person you know, and it shows how they currently are in the quadrants with everyone else you know. For example: You put in Aldurin's name, and you have a black screen that reads, "BORN TO DIE, ALONE." The big bad salamander has yet to show himself, you still have no idea how something that big can be so stealthy. But until something happens you'd rather be prepared. It always comes down to this...the waiting. Go be someone else for a bit.
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11-07-2010, 01:47 PM
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Dark-type?
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Somewhere.
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> Go be someone else for a bit.
Okay. Cue scenery change! It’s rather dark here, wherever ‘here’ is. So dark, in fact, that you can’t make out any of the surroundings. A few moments away from yet another change of scenery, some kind of bio-luminescent fish swims into view. Ah, there we go. The illumination given off by it is enough to see the inside of an UNDERWATER CAVERN. It’s not very large, but serves as a hive. It’s surprisingly well-furnished. You can even see examples of Alternian HIGH ART are visible on some of the walls. A young troll is floating here. Who’s this? > Enter name. FINFACED FISHFUCKER The troll sighs. ... Your name is TENARR ANADIR. You have a few INTERESTS. SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENA are kinda cool, you guess. (Motherfuckin’ magnets, how do they work?) What really fascinates you, though, are MYSTERIES. Solving them, making them, reading about them... The steady building of anticipation... The thrill of finding clues and sorting out the red herrings... Watching everything falling into place... And then the end, the wondrous moment where everything is figured out and then revealed! The OCEAN seems to never run out of them. An unknown something drifting through the currents, another undiscovered cavern... However, lately, they haven’t been anything like that all. Mysteries that are unsolvable, mysteries that are incomplete, mysteries that aren’t even mysteries... Even the ocean, which has never failed you before, comes up empty. While you were never the most cheerful of trolls, your disposition has become noticeably more DEPRESSED lately. Your trolltag is bottomDweller and you speak in... a down-to-earth, and depressed... manner... What will you do? > Examine husktop. Your husktop is the same as ever. Yours is of the portable variety, although you have to be careful when it comes to charging it, given the state of your location. Last time you weren't, it hurt. A lot. Someone is trolling you, but you aren’t in the mood to respond. You're pretty sure you know who it is, anyway, and there are less headaches this way. Instead, you decide to check on the progress of a certain download. > Check download progress. Still not finished, unsurprisingly. Maybe you can find someone who actually knows something about this game while you wait. > Try and find someone who actually knows something about this game while you wait. You pick a troll at random from Trollian and send the following message: Quote:
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11-07-2010, 10:34 PM
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We'll have to do this the hard way.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Behind it all.
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>Vintag: Be relevant.
What? You have no idea what that poppycock means. And frankly, you don't care to find out as you are preoccupied in finding that blasted pan of yours. You swear it was right here, in the cabinet. >Sylladex: Deploy skillet. Ah, there's the little devil.... >Pull it out. ...right under your collection of LUCKY MUSCLEBEAST SHOES. They rain down on you, inflicting concussion upon concussion. Your being is an orgy of solid agony! Or it would be, if these weren't just some of your rubber props. You do seem to be quite buried in them, though. How humiliating! Gog fuck, does this shit never end. Oh, you hush. >Look at trollian. Oh my, it's BD. Better get out of your shame pile and answer him. Quote:
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11-07-2010, 11:50 PM
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So Dreamy
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Someplace magical
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>Be someone else_
 You are now SOMEONE ELSE. Oh look, it appears someone is playing a little game of MAKE-BELIEVE with their dolls! What will you do? >Observe tea party_ It appears to be more of a DINNER PARTY amongst COLLEAGUES, actually. Gorrma seems to be narrating her adventures. What will you do? >Listen in_ ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> ======> >That was pointless. Go find someone else_
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11-08-2010, 12:12 AM
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Dec 2008
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>That was pointless. Go find someone else_
You are now Tergum. You are reasonably certain that this is a bad idea. >Tergum: Do something interesting. Don't be ridiculous! You're already doing something interesting! You're writing HORRIBLE POETRY. And by "horrible," you mean "THE BEST." You're getting all raptacular up in this bitch, dropping beats so fly they >Tergum: Shut up. You don't appreciate such rudeness. Especially when you're holding your favorite weapon, the BALLPOINT PENETRATOR. Why, with one click of this mighty write-y utensil >Tergum: No, seriously. Shut up. Fine. You shut up, but you don't have to like it. >Tergum: Read poetry. Are you sure about that? Your writing isn't exactly what one would call "good." Or even "not horrible enough to cause mass suicides," for that matter. >Tergum: Read poetry. Ah well. It's your eyes. Quote:
It's still a work in progress, but you're proud of it so far. You're a little annoyed that as soon as you typed your name, it changed to Capiti, but that doesn't make your BEATS any less PHRESH. >how can anyone be proud of that i mean what You don't understand the question. The rap was amazing. They always are. >Tergum: Do something else. Anything else. You shrug, and decide to start working on your Pokegrub fanfiction. >Fuck that noise. Be another troll_ |
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11-08-2010, 07:32 AM
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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Neo Venezia
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> Be another troll.
You are Iropha again. The BLACKMAIL PACKAGE for Sharl is stored at the stationary position in your Vector Modus and you're fully armed and ready to get some delivering done. Let's do this thing. > Don't do that thing. What's this? Your SLOW RELEASE TIME CAPSULE has just dropped a slip of paper. You picked this item up recently under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. It is dispensing instructions at a measured rate, a series deliveries and exchanges to be conducted at specific times and specific places to pave the way for the ULTIMATE DELIVERY. Or at least that's what the UNIQUELY CONVINCING first missive said. > Read instructions A simple delivery. One question to be given to one Sharl Welatrotter. > Reply to Sharl Quote:
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11-08-2010, 12:35 PM
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OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
Join Date: May 2006
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>SHARL, A QUICK RESPONSE! RESPOND IN KIND!
You don't need to be told that. In the absence of other vital TASKS that could be need done, you ATTEND to your CLIENT with the most earnest INTEREST. Quote:
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