Reading in the bathroom?

[Otaku Son]

Originally Posted by Kieru

It's kind of creepy, getting thanked.

Especially considering they're your magazines? I'd get creeped out, too.

I take nothing into the bathroom with me. At my parents' house, my father has shelves of Archie digests and double-digests in the bathrooms. I personally feel the restroom was made for one thing: relieving one self on the material that the body did not deem necessary. If I want to read, I'll read when my hands aren't dirty.

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

I also like to do a lot of thinking while taking showers.

That's the other thing the restrooms were made for. I do a lot of thinking both on the toilet and in the shower. Unfortunately, when it's on he toilet, it's usually a lot of: "Damn it, I've got another one stuck on my ass. Get off! Off, damn ye, off!" And...yeah...ummm...look! Donald Duck!-Dash-

[The Mirror Emperor]

For me, it's either the Sunday comics or a landscaping magazine, both of which my dad puts in the shelf.

[Crodevillian Team]

If I want to read, I'll read when my hands aren't dirty.

...? Just what exactly are you doing that's getting your hands dirty -before- you're 'done?' Have I been missing a step?

I personally feel the restroom was made for one thing: relieving one self on the material that the body did not deem necessary.

No, that's what statehouses are for. Sometimes you don't even have to be drunk to do it.

I'm with RaiRai on this one. When I'm taking a Lavender and Chamomile Chocolate Milk bath, the only thing that refreshes me more is a good book. Something like Tolstoy. With the phone off the hook.

I also enjoy Newsweek.

[Otaku Son]

Originally Posted by Croteam6

...? Just what exactly are you doing that's getting your hands dirty -before- you're 'done?' Have I been missing a step?

I tend to tuck my penis down so that way if I need to take a piss while crapping, it doesn't fly all over the place.

And that "on" was a typo; it's supposed to be "of".

[Tyler-The-Wizard]

Data overload. Data overload. Repeat data overload.

[Ganurath]

Originally Posted by Otaku Son

I tend to tuck my penis down so that way if I need to take a piss while crapping, it doesn't fly all over the place.

And that "on" was a typo; it's supposed to be "of".

God lord man! No need for further detail! Although I do wonder what you are apparently always thinking of to make it- GAH! No, no, no!

[Peo]

just gotta love your straighforwardness, otaku, hehe

[Crodevillian Team]

Although I do wonder what you are apparently always thinking of to make it-

just gotta love your straighforwardness, otaku

Straightforward in more ways than one?

Let's just hope he's a straightshooter, too.

To everyone: I'm sorry I asked in the first place.

[Lockeownzj00]

God what is it with the obsession with reading on the pot? First of all, it takes me 2 seconds (note: exaggeration) as opposed to the 2 hours it takes everyone else. It's like a freaking event. I want it to take up as little time of my life as possible.

Now showrs are another story. Just clean, clean, clean. I do tons of thinking in the shower. Some of my greatest ideas came from shower-moments. I love running water, too. For years I've been trying to perfect a way in my head of how to use a laptop in a shower and not destroy it.

[Peo]

yea, it only takes me like 5 minutes, but i still just have to read something to get my mind off of it, those guys taking 2 hours are just constipated