Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books. - Page 9

swordmaster · 10-10-2004, 11:51 PM

Saddened, Swordmaster clops his way to the slow motion zone. "Ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssss ss fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LordZoma · 10-11-2004, 12:46 AM

Zoma hands Supreme Chancellor and Vice President Jadarendir the Calvinball, and starts wadding up some spit.

"SAAMbritons eh?!? Come a little bit closer, I want to get a good look at you."

As he starts chopping along in slow motion, Zoma hocks a loogie into the insides of the coconuts.

"Yuck! Horse nuts!"

Jadarendir · 10-11-2004, 09:35 AM

"As Supreme Chancellor and officer in charge at present, I hereby declare that the Calvinball should be claimed for G.R.O.S.S. and to let all who join our cause share in our victory. A vote shall be held now! Both the Supreme Chancellor and the VP vote for. What say the rest of the membership? First mate and field scout Zoma?"

videogamerz2000 · 10-11-2004, 11:58 AM

Second Post Govenor and temporary Janitor TD climbed up into the Treehouse.
"Aye laddies!" he announciated.

Jadarendir · 10-11-2004, 09:26 PM

"Aye!" Jada cried. "But let us savour these moments in the real world, for soon we shall be going back to the otherworld (OOC: by the way, I have a very good idea for the next thread and request permission to start it!) after 3 more pages. Any ideas as to what to do?"

Arhra · 10-12-2004, 06:23 AM

OOC: Well, I did have my own idea but I'll let you do it. My idea would work best with another thread to lead up to it anyway.

Jadarendir · 10-12-2004, 10:12 AM

"Then as STUPENDOUS MAN!!, I declare that anyone with no mask must stand on their heads and SPIN wherever they wish to go! Whoever has TWO masks (ie: myself) is awarded bottle caps of valour!"

Bob The Mercenary · 10-12-2004, 01:15 PM

A mysterious shadow crept from the bushes and mounted the tree house. He confronted Stupendous Man. "I am The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff©, interplanetary explorer extraordanaire! This tree house violates county zoning statute 103.65A and, therefore, must be destroyed."

He raised his blaster at the tree house. "G.R.O.S.S. is toast."

Jadarendir · 10-12-2004, 03:22 PM

"Ah, but behold! According to the rules, this is only a toy blaster!!"

And so it was. Spaceman Spiff looked at his gun and realized that it was, quite frankly, fake.

videogamerz2000 · 10-12-2004, 03:31 PM

TD hastily ran to the garbage to scrounge up a cardboard box. He pulled out a felt marker and lazily wrote on it "Time Machine". He pulled Jada in and they warped back to the Jurrasic.
Jada pointed out to TD that he wasn't wearing a mask.
"Crap!"
TD suddenly inverted and started to spin, changing the wheel's direction s well.
"Crap.." was all that Jada could say....

10-11-2004, 09:35 AM	#83
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"As Supreme Chancellor and officer in charge at present, I hereby declare that the Calvinball should be claimed for G.R.O.S.S. and to let all who join our cause share in our victory. A vote shall be held now! Both the Supreme Chancellor and the VP vote for. What say the rest of the membership? First mate and field scout Zoma?" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-11-2004, 11:58 AM	#84
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Second Post Govenor and temporary Janitor TD climbed up into the Treehouse. "Aye laddies!" he announciated. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-11-2004, 09:26 PM	#85
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"Aye!" Jada cried. "But let us savour these moments in the real world, for soon we shall be going back to the otherworld (OOC: by the way, I have a very good idea for the next thread and request permission to start it!) after 3 more pages. Any ideas as to what to do?" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-12-2004, 10:12 AM	#87
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"Then as STUPENDOUS MAN!!, I declare that anyone with no mask must stand on their heads and SPIN wherever they wish to go! Whoever has TWO masks (ie: myself) is awarded bottle caps of valour!" __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-12-2004, 01:15 PM	#88
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	A mysterious shadow crept from the bushes and mounted the tree house. He confronted Stupendous Man. "I am The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff©, interplanetary explorer extraordanaire! This tree house violates county zoning statute 103.65A and, therefore, must be destroyed." He raised his blaster at the tree house. "G.R.O.S.S. is toast." __________________ Bob Dole

10-11-2004, 12:46 AM	#82
LordZoma Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	Zoma hands Supreme Chancellor and Vice President Jadarendir the Calvinball, and starts wadding up some spit. "SAAMbritons eh?!? Come a little bit closer, I want to get a good look at you." As he starts chopping along in slow motion, Zoma hocks a loogie into the insides of the coconuts. "Yuck! Horse nuts!"

10-12-2004, 06:23 AM	#86
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	OOC: Well, I did have my own idea but I'll let you do it. My idea would work best with another thread to lead up to it anyway.

10-12-2004, 03:22 PM	#89
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	"Ah, but behold! According to the rules, this is only a toy blaster!!" And so it was. Spaceman Spiff looked at his gun and realized that it was, quite frankly, fake. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-12-2004, 03:31 PM	#90
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	TD hastily ran to the garbage to scrounge up a cardboard box. He pulled out a felt marker and lazily wrote on it "Time Machine". He pulled Jada in and they warped back to the Jurrasic. Jada pointed out to TD that he wasn't wearing a mask. "Crap!" TD suddenly inverted and started to spin, changing the wheel's direction s well. "Crap.." was all that Jada could say.... __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.