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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:01 PM   #1
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Ok, heres the deal. I want you to think of the worst super power ever. By worst, I don't mean dangerous/unreliable/self destructive. i.e. "the ability to pop your own eyes with your mind!" What I'm looking for is super powers that are completly pointless. Here are a couple I thought of:

The ability to always know what time it is.
The ability to carbonate water with your mind.
The ability to imagine anything. ("More ____ than you can possibly imagine." "Actually, I can imagine anything")

I have more, but can't think of them at this time lol.
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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:14 PM   #2
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The ability to build sand castles with your mind (but not to do anything else with sand).

The ability to always know what fruit on the display in the store are ripe.

The ability to secrete maple syrup. I was going to write "at will," but I realized it doesn't matter.

(Always a funny idea, that. Here's hoping for non-spamminess.)
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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:26 PM   #3
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The ability to see through gold.

The ability to change shoelace colors at random (or maybe pertaining to your mood...)

The ability to immediately identify the gender of weasels.
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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:36 PM   #4
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Unread 04-13-2005, 05:53 PM   #5
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The ability to kill a conversation at random!
Being faster than a speeding bullet...in bed!
Being more powerful than a locomotive...on February 29th, during the full moon.

The ability to find the remote after only thirty minutes of searching!

Last, but not least, the ability to poke people when they least expect it!
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Unread 04-13-2005, 06:04 PM   #6
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Complete invulnerability to cel-phone radiation.

The ability to age.

The ability to cause water to flow opposite to the Coriolis effect.

The ability to tell what a songs sample rate is simply by hearing it.

The ability to tell which way a car is going simply by looking at it's headlights.

The power to read the minds of arachnids (but not to understand it).

The ability to pick up the VISION network with your mind.

The power to break boards of wood simply by striking them extremely hard.
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Unread 04-13-2005, 06:25 PM   #7
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The ability to go forward in time by 1 second.

The ability to stop time with an airplane.

Being able to ignite ants with your mind.

And last, but not least...

The villain from the first episode of Witch Hunter Robin: You can trip people who have some sand on their shoe.
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Unread 04-13-2005, 06:56 PM   #8
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The ability to do everything Aquaman does.

Oh, crap, you guys meant really crappy superpowers.

The ability to do everything Aquaman does.
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Unread 04-13-2005, 07:02 PM   #9
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The power to cause cataclysmic explosions of fire and death on Saturn's 17th moon, Iapetus.

Impervity to mind control techniques delivered through childrend programming.

The ability to speak in haxxor fluently.

Invulnerability to sword-chucks.

The ability to teleport anywhere by swapping places by someone of an exactly equal atomic weight.

The power to consume 100 Marshmallow Peeps in one sitting.

The power to MAKE someone comsume 100 marshmallow Peeps in one sitting (ok, that one's kinda cool.)

The power to solve complex equations that involve no more than three digits with an ordinary, everyday calculator.

The power to answer any ridiculous hypothetical question with a Universally true and accurate response.

The power to quickly and pithily answer silly hypothetical questions.

Oh wait.....
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Unread 04-13-2005, 07:07 PM   #10
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You know, that one about sword-chucks is great if YOU wield them. After all, you won't be killed by them, are you?

Anyway, my worst super power is the ability to talk with useless stuff. And I DO mean useless.
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