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Ryong · 07-19-2008, 04:55 PM

Hrm...I guess I could do an Oblivion LP...Maybe. We'll see. There'd be a lot of "Okay, I'm going to set everyone on fire...Oh crap, them guards got me. I'm screwed." and then another take on the decision.

BUT FOR THE NAMES I vote You for Gau, if I didn't do so yet. Seriously. And how about Brat for Relm?

Kerensky287 · 07-19-2008, 10:32 PM

Holy crap! A disembodied voice!

We're being chased by members of the reverse KKK! Run!

....They're kidding, right?

When in doubt, LADDER.

...Or so we thought!

AHNULD knows exactly what to do when you're being chased by ghosts on a train that ferries the dead to the afterlife because he's been training for this moment his whole life.

Wait for it...

...

Dammit! No dice.

Plan B is always the better one anyway.

Crap. Missed a little.

They're STILL following! These are some determined ghosts!

Damn, they copied our strategy!

"Dang! Detach the rear ve-hicle!"

I also love how nobody notices the two ghosts that are following us in our party.

That was easy. Now how to continue...?

Huh. Turns out the switch does two completely different things depending on context. Maybe it's some sort of... WISH SWITCH??

...Nope. No pony.

Hey, a dining car!

Damn right I wish to order!

AHNULD refuses to put his arms down until his food arrives. They get tired rather quick.

Ghost food might be poisonous. Thou has a point.

AHNULD is too hungry to care about self-preservation!

Translation: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Ghost food is apparently safe to eat. It's less filling, but great on taste!

...According to a source that was once on the back of a Yuri DVD box.

Sweet. Time to dine and dash.

Hey, a cabin! Let's break and enter!

Treasure chests are fair game even in a private room.

Oh crap! Spotted!

Oh, man. The greatest swordsman in the world just caught us stealing from him. Shit is going to HIT THE FAN.

Brace yourselves!!

...

Siegfried is no match for overlevelling.

...Did he just steal from himself?

Soon we finally make it to the front of the train.

Luckily, the engineer's compartment contains detailed instructions on how to stop the train, thus removing any possibility of the dead reaching the afterlife.

Rockin'.

Mission success!

...A sentient train?

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?!

Phantom Train is voiced by Alec Baldwin by the way.

DAMN THESE GUYS RUN FAST.

I have a feeling this may do something.

The train explodes! Sweet!

I guess the feathers, umm, blocked up the steam pipe? Or something?

Whatever.

The point is, we're so happy that we simply begin floating backwards.

Mission successful!

...But Phantom Train has the last laugh.

"NOOOOOOO~!"

"Baldwin... you vengeful bastard!"

Well, that wraps up that plot thread!

Time to continue our adventure!

Waterfalls? Sweet!

This can't be a bad idea at all!

...Aww.

Well, that's all for this Let's Play. Thanks for reading!

...Yeah, I didn't fool anyone.

You get into a bunch of easy fights when you jump off. Against fish, strangely enough. Did you know that it actually took longer to kill myself off the first time than it did to just win? It's true!

They still fail to survive the landing into the water. And so they die, lost, broken, and alone...

OR NOT!

Yeah, so I know that everybody's basically been voting for "You" as a name for this guy. I just thought I'd try a few other names on for size though.

Enjoy!

Hitler is your best bud.

Help find Lincoln's gold!

Who DOESN'T want the Dark Knight on their team?

Of course, this has a nice ring to it, too...

Chapter 10 is coming within a few days, so feel free to discuss names until then, though You is a perfectly fine and fitting thing too.

"Oh!!!! You give you present!"

Lord Setheris · 07-19-2008, 10:44 PM

The elder scrolls 1 will go something like this:

Part 1: To that gate where rats attack you
Part 2: To do all the stupid shit people suggest to do with the bucket and the skeleton
Part 3: Jump off a cliff repeatedly and die
Part 4: SKip ahead to the dark elf in skingrad who asks about the fine for necrophilia
Parts 5-89: Innuendo involving said dark elf's dead body

***Fenris*** · 07-20-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Setheris

The elder scrolls 1 will go something like this:

Part 1: To that gate where rats attack you
Part 2: To do all the stupid shit people suggest to do with the bucket and the skeleton
Part 3: Jump off a cliff repeatedly and die
Part 4: SKip ahead to the dark elf in skingrad who asks about the fine for necrophilia
Parts 5-89: Innuendo involving said dark elf's dead body

We care a whole lot.

I'm all for naming Gau Lincoln.

Solid Snake · 07-20-2008, 12:33 AM

Given Kefka's passing resemblence to the Joker, someone really should be named Batman in this shindig. Who better than the tiny eight-year old kid with absolutely nothing in common with the real Batman?

CelesJessa · 07-20-2008, 12:37 AM

For what it's worth, I still vote 'You'.

Amake · 07-20-2008, 02:58 AM

Name Relm Hitler and Setzer Batman. If you like.

I'm doing a low level challenge at the moment, and let me tell you, those fishes weren't easy at level 7. Particularly the boss at the end; no way in Heck I could survive El Ni�o, just had to do it over and over until he didn't cast it.

Though that didn't take long compared to leveling up Banon to take on Ultros. . .

Lord Setheris · 07-20-2008, 08:50 AM

As much a Gau being Hitler or Batman is extremely funny, Gau simply doesn't have enough screentime planned with Kefka or good enough dialogue for it to be very funny. Celes has some of the most screentime with Kefka, so I suppose she could be batgirl or something, but Gau just wouldn't be entertaining as Batman.

Gau being Hiter is up for some hilarious puns, but once again, Gau's dialogue is limited throughout the game and leaves it unusually limited. Gau is an interesting case because his dialogue is so limited and unique. Whatever name you pick for him eventually, its going to basically be a joke up until after they defend the esper and then dissapear until we're in the world of ruin, and even then it will only return for a short time.

That is just opinion on it.

Celes will require some thought. She has multiple scenes with Kefka and plays a major role in the world of ruin. I'm almosted tempted to give her a serious name before ruining all her importance, but naming her Batgirl or Oracle or Slut or Anal is just as entertaining.

By number of scenes they individually have, the dialogue included from the character, and the uniqueness of their abilities, this is how I rate the most important characters.

1. Celes (basically the main character besides Terra, has just as much history with the empire as her)
2. Setzer (endless entertainment from his slot attacks and WoR dialogue)
3. Locke (at least until the WoR, where he conveniently dissapears for half the game)
4. Terra (important early game, but after finding out her true legacy and the thing in Mobliz, terra basically is no longer a central character until the very end of the game)
5. Shadow (for numerous cutscenes, flashbacks, and his appearence on the floating continent)
6. Strago (cause nothing says funny like a poorly named cultist)

Ryong · 07-20-2008, 05:11 PM

I never understood Gau's portrait. I always try to figure how is he posing, but I've no idea.

Also, I suggest Slut for Celes. Still Brat for Relm, too.

Demonlink2 · 07-20-2008, 05:27 PM

He's on all fours, like a dog.

That's his head and shoulders, but his cut off arms are on the ground.

07-19-2008, 10:32 PM	#82
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Holy crap! A disembodied voice! We're being chased by members of the reverse KKK! Run! ....They're kidding, right? When in doubt, LADDER. ...Or so we thought! AHNULD knows exactly what to do when you're being chased by ghosts on a train that ferries the dead to the afterlife because he's been training for this moment his whole life. Wait for it... ... Dammit! No dice. Plan B is always the better one anyway. Crap. Missed a little. They're STILL following! These are some determined ghosts! Damn, they copied our strategy! "Dang! Detach the rear ve-hicle!" I also love how nobody notices the two ghosts that are following us in our party. That was easy. Now how to continue...? Huh. Turns out the switch does two completely different things depending on context. Maybe it's some sort of... WISH SWITCH?? ...Nope. No pony. Hey, a dining car! Damn right I wish to order! AHNULD refuses to put his arms down until his food arrives. They get tired rather quick. Ghost food might be poisonous. Thou has a point. AHNULD is too hungry to care about self-preservation! Translation: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Ghost food is apparently safe to eat. It's less filling, but great on taste! ...According to a source that was once on the back of a Yuri DVD box. Sweet. Time to dine and dash. Hey, a cabin! Let's break and enter! Treasure chests are fair game even in a private room. Oh crap! Spotted! Oh, man. The greatest swordsman in the world just caught us stealing from him. Shit is going to HIT THE FAN. Brace yourselves!! ... Siegfried is no match for overlevelling. ...Did he just steal from himself? Soon we finally make it to the front of the train. Luckily, the engineer's compartment contains detailed instructions on how to stop the train, thus removing any possibility of the dead reaching the afterlife. Rockin'. Mission success! ...A sentient train? THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?! Phantom Train is voiced by Alec Baldwin by the way. DAMN THESE GUYS RUN FAST. I have a feeling this may do something. The train explodes! Sweet! I guess the feathers, umm, blocked up the steam pipe? Or something? Whatever. The point is, we're so happy that we simply begin floating backwards. Mission successful! ...But Phantom Train has the last laugh. "NOOOOOOO~!" "Baldwin... you vengeful bastard!" Well, that wraps up that plot thread! Time to continue our adventure! Waterfalls? Sweet! This can't be a bad idea at all! ...Aww. Well, that's all for this Let's Play. Thanks for reading! ...Yeah, I didn't fool anyone. You get into a bunch of easy fights when you jump off. Against fish, strangely enough. Did you know that it actually took longer to kill myself off the first time than it did to just win? It's true! They still fail to survive the landing into the water. And so they die, lost, broken, and alone... OR NOT! Yeah, so I know that everybody's basically been voting for "You" as a name for this guy. I just thought I'd try a few other names on for size though. Enjoy! Hitler is your best bud. Help find Lincoln's gold! Who DOESN'T want the Dark Knight on their team? Of course, this has a nice ring to it, too... Chapter 10 is coming within a few days, so feel free to discuss names until then, though You is a perfectly fine and fitting thing too. "Oh!!!! You give you present!" __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 07-19-2008 at 10:58 PM.

07-19-2008, 10:44 PM	#83
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	The elder scrolls 1 will go something like this: Part 1: To that gate where rats attack you Part 2: To do all the stupid shit people suggest to do with the bucket and the skeleton Part 3: Jump off a cliff repeatedly and die Part 4: SKip ahead to the dark elf in skingrad who asks about the fine for necrophilia Parts 5-89: Innuendo involving said dark elf's dead body __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school.

07-20-2008, 12:33 AM	#85
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	Given Kefka's passing resemblence to the Joker, someone really should be named Batman in this shindig. Who better than the tiny eight-year old kid with absolutely nothing in common with the real Batman? __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

07-20-2008, 12:37 AM	#86
CelesJessa DA-DA-DA-DAA DAA DAA DA DA-DAAAAAA! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Zanzibar Land Posts: 6,531	For what it's worth, I still vote 'You'. __________________

07-20-2008, 02:58 AM	#87
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Name Relm Hitler and Setzer Batman. If you like. I'm doing a low level challenge at the moment, and let me tell you, those fishes weren't easy at level 7. Particularly the boss at the end; no way in Heck I could survive El Ni�o, just had to do it over and over until he didn't cast it. Though that didn't take long compared to leveling up Banon to take on Ultros. . . __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

07-19-2008, 04:55 PM	#81
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	Hrm...I guess I could do an Oblivion LP...Maybe. We'll see. There'd be a lot of "Okay, I'm going to set everyone on fire...Oh crap, them guards got me. I'm screwed." and then another take on the decision. BUT FOR THE NAMES I vote You for Gau, if I didn't do so yet. Seriously. And how about Brat for Relm?

07-20-2008, 08:50 AM	#88
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	As much a Gau being Hitler or Batman is extremely funny, Gau simply doesn't have enough screentime planned with Kefka or good enough dialogue for it to be very funny. Celes has some of the most screentime with Kefka, so I suppose she could be batgirl or something, but Gau just wouldn't be entertaining as Batman. Gau being Hiter is up for some hilarious puns, but once again, Gau's dialogue is limited throughout the game and leaves it unusually limited. Gau is an interesting case because his dialogue is so limited and unique. Whatever name you pick for him eventually, its going to basically be a joke up until after they defend the esper and then dissapear until we're in the world of ruin, and even then it will only return for a short time. That is just opinion on it. Celes will require some thought. She has multiple scenes with Kefka and plays a major role in the world of ruin. I'm almosted tempted to give her a serious name before ruining all her importance, but naming her Batgirl or Oracle or Slut or Anal is just as entertaining. By number of scenes they individually have, the dialogue included from the character, and the uniqueness of their abilities, this is how I rate the most important characters. 1. Celes (basically the main character besides Terra, has just as much history with the empire as her) 2. Setzer (endless entertainment from his slot attacks and WoR dialogue) 3. Locke (at least until the WoR, where he conveniently dissapears for half the game) 4. Terra (important early game, but after finding out her true legacy and the thing in Mobliz, terra basically is no longer a central character until the very end of the game) 5. Shadow (for numerous cutscenes, flashbacks, and his appearence on the floating continent) 6. Strago (cause nothing says funny like a poorly named cultist) __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school.

07-20-2008, 05:11 PM	#89
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	I never understood Gau's portrait. I always try to figure how is he posing, but I've no idea. Also, I suggest Slut for Celes. Still Brat for Relm, too.

07-20-2008, 05:27 PM	#90
Demonlink2 TOON ISAAC Join Date: May 2006 Location: University of Florida Posts: 387	He's on all fours, like a dog. That's his head and shoulders, but his cut off arms are on the ground. __________________ Wanna play a game of chance? Turn off your lightswitch, and we'll see if another person in the room turns into Uboa. ҉Apeture science is your trusted friend in the field of science.҉