I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game: The Picture Book - Page 23

Ryong · 11-01-2008, 10:28 PM

Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?

The Wizard Who Did It · 11-01-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryong

Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?

I don't think anyone else would declare him a wuss at this point.

Arhra · 11-04-2008, 11:02 PM

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE RETURN OF THE MOON?!

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Well, look on the bright side.

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There are no werewolves in IWBTG.

That is because The Moon killed them.

Going outside when there's a full moon out is a really bad idea.

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Originally Posted by PYrosNine

Makes ya wish ya had some magical masks and the ability to go back three days, huh?

The Kid can travel back in time already. Much like the Prince of Persia, he just pretends whatever bad thing just happened didn't.

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Originally Posted by Ryong

Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?

What ribbon? I'm getting sick of you crazy people and your crazy talk!

At the end of the last update, we finished on a most horrifying sight: THE MOOOOOOOOOON!

Let's see how things develop.

What's this?

THAT'S NO MOON!

An enemy that can defeat The Moon?

IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!

We must flee into this suspiciously spartan and thus easy to create region!

What appears to be happening is every bit as exciting as it looks!

Good thing the thing that is here stopped chasing me.

Otherwise I would be dead.

Dragons?! BREATHING FIRE?!

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANY MORE!

STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

Well, at least it is vulnerable to being shot in the face while its mouth is open.

The Devil Dragon is turning into swirly thingies!

DEMONS!

No, not devils. That would be absurd.

...

What, can't you tell the difference?

What's it doing now?

It would appear it is tranforming into its hideous second form!

I... I wasn't prepared for such a sight.

Bullets, soothe my visual pain!

It is doing that thing it totally does again.

Could it be trying to communicate?

Silly, The Kid! Have you forgotten? It is trying to kill you!

Those pulsing demon swirly things gather themselves again, preparing to form anew.

The moment of inhuman birth!

The horror! This day just keeps getting worse and worse!

They're coming for me again!

How am I going to get through?!

Somehow!

Uh... where are they going?

It was changing into its ramming form and getting up speed for a ram!

Brace for impact!

Better yet, RUN AWAY!

It explodes for some reason!

Really, this is what happened.

Believe it!

So what now?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED!

russianreversal · 11-05-2008, 12:19 AM

That battle has my favorite music in the whole game. And it is balls difficult. Way harder than it looks.

Zilla · 11-10-2008, 02:48 AM

EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE!

Also, those pictures make it look oh-so-simple.

Jay · 12-02-2008, 01:57 AM

Bump. Apologies if this is against some forum protocol, its within most tolerances that I'm familiar with.

We've come so far, do we get to see the end of this?

Arhra · 12-02-2008, 07:52 AM

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED

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Originally Posted by Jagos

We've come so far, do we get to see the end of this?

Yes, yes you do.

It is a little known fact, but Let's Plays are actually powered by thread replies!

Or at least it forces the Let's Player to get back to work? >> <<

Let's see the rest of the mailbag.

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Originally Posted by Zilla

EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE!

Also, those pictures make it look oh-so-simple.

Er, witchcraft?

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Originally Posted by russianreversal

That battle has my favorite music in the whole game. And it is balls difficult. Way harder than it looks.

Alright, you caught me! The Devil Dragon is fake. Now the title makes sense. I hope you're happy.

Anyway, as I was saying, we have to escape the Moon.

OH GOD IT SEES ME.

Run like a bastard and don't look back!

This seems oddly familar.

Luckily there are no goombas in I Wanna Be The Guy!

I Wanna Be The Guy has it's own charms.

Springboard death charms....

Do you suppose every single ? block contains Delicious Fruit?

...

That's one weird looking Piranha Plant.

Don't try and jump the full gap - You'll fall short and die!

But don't jump too far either!

Look at the Moon go... it's unstoppable...

Yes, an invisible ? block.

But no delicious 1-ups, only Delicious Fruit.

We jump over the chasm but can not jump over the second chasm. It's slightly wider!

Climb before the Moon catches up!

Drop between those two spikes. Otherwise that star will get you.

Ah, a second invisible block.

Bullet Bills too?! Is avoiding spring loaded death wile being chased by the Moon somehow not enough?! When will it end?!

Safe!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A wide chasm! Maybe we can escape the Moon!

What's it doing?!

Oh no!

And yes, these last two platforms fall upwards!

I escape!

To make it clear, yes, that block falls backwards.

The Moon has fallen in a chasm, so now we are safe from it unless it bursts from the earth beneath us like a landshark.

Of course, try to remember that the Moon isn't the only thing that can kill you.

The end is in sight. Leap! LEAP LIKE THE WIND!

OH NO!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Remember kids: if you try to jump on flagpoles, the Moon will come and crush you to death.

Ah, how silly of me. You were supposed to stand on a cloud and jump over the flagpole!

Success! Into The Castle of The Guy we go!

Inside, we find the Entrance of The Guy!

What horrible things await us in this most definitely final of dungeons?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!

Telephalsion · 12-02-2008, 08:52 AM

I want more!

Khael! · 12-02-2008, 11:30 AM

I'm starting to think wearing a pink bow, versus all that, isn't such a bad idea.

But hey, the Moon can't come indoors, right?

Jagos · 12-02-2008, 10:53 PM

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I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. The moon just hates you that badly.

11-10-2008, 02:48 AM	#225
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE! Also, those pictures make it look oh-so-simple. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

12-02-2008, 01:57 AM	#226
Jay Mobius Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Posts: 103	Bump. Apologies if this is against some forum protocol, its within most tolerances that I'm familiar with. We've come so far, do we get to see the end of this? __________________ My Webcomic: Avatar, the post-apocalyptic noir superhero tale.

12-02-2008, 11:30 AM	#229
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	I'm starting to think wearing a pink bow, versus all that, isn't such a bad idea. But hey, the Moon can't come indoors, right? __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

12-02-2008, 10:53 PM	#230
Jagos FRONT KICK OF DOOM! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Howdy pardner... Posts: 6,399	... I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. The moon just hates you that badly. __________________ Copyright musings World ramblings Scifi stories

11-01-2008, 10:28 PM	#221
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?

11-05-2008, 12:19 AM	#224
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	That battle has my favorite music in the whole game. And it is balls difficult. Way harder than it looks.