Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge - Page 34

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 01-30-2009, 12:56 AM

Good job.

Glad to see you got ~~Dark Matter~~ Grand Delta and Tsunami. Levialthin however sucks as a summon.

Kerensky287 · 01-30-2009, 07:50 AM

Oh right, and I also need you guys to organize 3 teams of four for BOTH remaining things that are left in the game. Go nuts.

Si Civa · 01-30-2009, 09:40 AM

Tina, Celes and Relm shall be in different teams as they do the most magical damage and you should spread that in every team.
Sabin, Edgar and Shadow should also be in different teams as their special skills are great for doing physical damage. Cyan does too but he is slow as hell.
Locke, Setzer and Gau should too be in different teams because I said so.
That leaves Cyan, Mog and Strago still free to go in any team.

Because fuck you no-backstory-no-anything-characters Gogo and Umaro.

NMR · 01-30-2009, 10:11 AM

I agree with what Civa says, but let me add my little two cents. Make sure Mog is on the team with the overall wost defenses. If you give him the right setup, he is next to immortal. (Take that Kefka!) So my suggestions are as followed:

Team 1
Terra
Sabin
Setzer
Strago

Team 2
Celes
Shadow
Locke
Cyan

Team 3
Relm
Edgar
Gau
Mog

Also, I've been following you since the day this started, and all I can say is nice work. I have no where near the dedication to do all this. Though if you want godhood, try and get dual Lightbringers on anyone who can weild them.

Moogle0119 · 01-30-2009, 11:00 AM

I'll second NMR's list. Despite how long this has been going on Kerensky still manages to make it funny as hell with every update. Kudos to you man.

Next on the agenda should be Kefka's Tower, Dragon's Den, then kill Kefka.

Don't forget to feed fish to Cid though....

Kerensky287 · 01-30-2009, 03:00 PM

Does anybody know if there is an internet-based equivalent to arson? Just curious.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 01-30-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Does anybody know if there is an internet-based equivalent to arson? Just curious.

You could flame someone.

Lord Setheris · 01-30-2009, 06:30 PM

Team Sexless:
Store
Eunuch
It
Thou

Team Wild Sex:
Mog (whatever we named him)
Umaro (whatever we named him)
AHNULD
You

Team Sex Joke:
Hefner
Bitch
Loli
Cocke

Let's leave Sarda and Silly on the ship. Sarda is too old and last time we did anything with Silly he abandoned us then destroyed the world.

You WILL NOT survive the dragon's den with only 1 super powered team. You need everybody at their peak to even have a chance. I suggest we start working on their power here in Kefka's lair.

GO TEAM SEX JOKE!

Kerensky287 · 01-31-2009, 10:56 PM

Chapter 44

Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, the night of nights! No more rehearsing and nursing a part, we know every part by heart!

Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, you'll hit the heights!

And oh, what heights we'll hit!

On with the show, this is it!

...And now a word from our sponsors.

Oh, don't worry, guys. Most of you only know like 4 spells anyway, and the ones who know more are sexy spritey gods of war anyway.

Except Loli. She's nothing without her magic and I think it'd be illegal for me to call her sexy anyway.

...Oh, right. What with the plot twist. Well, I dunno, you may as well make your peace with her just in case.

Anyway, *ahem*:

Tonight what heights we'll hiiiiiiiiiit....

On with the show, this is iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

And now the party is split in to 3 groups, each going along a completely different pathway.

I think Loli's group is the easiest to start with, as they have Mog, who wears a relic allowing us to ignore all random encounters.

...Of course, the game decides what's random and what's not, so monsters falling out of the ceiling are apparently TOTALLY not random.

I'd like to summarize how this boss works, but...

...we beat him so fast that all he had time for was a few regular attacks. One of which killed Eunuch, who still has that goddamn Cursed Shield. But that's not important at this point.

What's important is that we've found another dragon! Woohoo!

It's a skull dragon, and you know what everyone says about skull dragons...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

What, you've never heard them say that? Well, you're obviously not listening to the right people, because that's totally what they say. And they're right.

Only one dragon left in the world! Hurray for reptilian genocide!

...And then the group bumps into a pressure plate. It seems to me that Loli's team has to sit on this button until someone else can hit the one on the other side, which opens that massive set of Boss Doors (TM).

And they're gonna have to sit there for a while, I'm sure.

Goodbye, Molulu's Charm! I'll miss you.

Character switch!

And Bitch encounters nothing of interest until her team encounters an empty space with a button on the other side. Bleh.

It really sucks, too, because her party is probably the most kitted-out. If only this had been more like FF8's multi-party dungeon, where you can run through with only one of them and leave the other at the door for almost the entirety.

Character switch again!

Store's group has a bit more of an exciting time, finding a monster stuck in a jail cell.

One wonders why it didn't just break the hell out.

"No, you really aren't. We beat up Ultima about a year ago."

"Left here? This tower didn't even EXIST a little while ago."

"Less than a year."

"Umm, leave?"

"It's rude of you to ignor-"

"Yes, the door is wide open. You can go. We won't stop you."

Ultima: "But it's okay, because I can glow in the dark now so our troubles are over."

Store: "I'm sorry."

Ultima: "I tarzan."

And wow, that fight really made me realize how hard it is to fight bosses when not everyone in your party is GOD.

Still, we should get something awesome for winning, shouldn't we?

...A save point.

REAL NICE.

Store: "WELLLLL NOW, this seems familiar, doesn't it?"

Store: "Yeah, go ahead across. But I'm keeping the ribbon in this chest. It matches my hair."

Character switch!

Bitch: "Thanks, I'm sure it looks almost half as good as mine."

Hmm... didn't Kefka make this tower for himself? Why the heck would he use bits of the Magitek lab? Does he have a thing for broken glass?

...

Of course, the boss doors.

Bitch: "Hey, Loli. How's that button going for ya?"

CHARACTER SWITCH. ARGH.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the tower, Store and her party are still doing everything exciting.

Puny, pathetic Gold Dragon! Prepare to face the might of Bushido!

See, when Cocke attacks, he is equipped with the Lightbringer and Wing Edge, the second of which is a boomerang-type weapon, so it takes a long time to go across the screen and back. Since Cocke attacks four times, this buys time for Thou to charge his mighty Bushido!

Oh, sonofa...

Yeah, but sadly, none of them using the MIGHTY BUSHIDO...

Well, I guess that kinda makes up for it. We can check it out later.

Ooh, a mystery tablet! I love these!

Somehow, I don't think he's talking about the relic we have.

Alright, the buttons can finally be pressed!

Bitch and co, prepare yourselves. This will undoubtedly the final showdown. But I know you've got what it takes! Show that clown what you're made of!

...

Screw this, maybe that Dragon's Horn place will have a few less buttons.

Before we head over there (it's just north of the Dragon's Neck Coliseum, who'd have guessed), let's check out that Crusader magicite.

HOT DAMN.

Okay, the 3 party thing again. Let's do this! LEEROYYYYYY JENKINNNNNS!

...Seals. Hopefully they aren't activated by buttons. That would be the greatest suck of them all.

But hey, monsters! At least we won't be bored.

Aww, lookit the cute widdle ice dragon! This'll be as easy as it was last time. "cracks knuckles"

Oookay, 4 ice dragons stacked on top of each other. Still, the... more numerous they are, the harder they...

...fall.

Should've thought that through a little further, maybe.

Okay, you know what this calls for? An off-screen montage. We're gonna win this if it takes a WHOLE 'NOTHER YEAR.

Gametime, of course. I wouldn't have enough patience for another year of this bullshit.

Next update: Beating those cocky-ass Ice Dragons!

Lord Setheris · 02-01-2009, 02:52 AM

Told ya.

Dragon's Den is insane. Some of the random encounters in there will be tougher than the Warring Triad.

And if you've never done the den before... let me put it simply.

Kefka's Tower

Dragon's Den

Yeah. The den makes Kefka's place look like baby stuff.
To add a final note.
I'm the kind of person who memorizes things almost instantly. I could map Kefka's tower from memory, along with probably almost every other level and dungeon from nearly any other game I've ever played...
But the dragon's den gave me pause. I still hate it. And always will.

01-30-2009, 12:56 AM	#331
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Good job. Glad to see you got ~~Dark Matter~~ Grand Delta and Tsunami. Levialthin however sucks as a summon. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

01-30-2009, 07:50 AM	#332
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Oh right, and I also need you guys to organize 3 teams of four for BOTH remaining things that are left in the game. Go nuts. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

01-30-2009, 10:11 AM	#334
NMR Whoa... Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 491	I agree with what Civa says, but let me add my little two cents. Make sure Mog is on the team with the overall wost defenses. If you give him the right setup, he is next to immortal. (Take that Kefka!) So my suggestions are as followed: Team 1 Terra Sabin Setzer Strago Team 2 Celes Shadow Locke Cyan Team 3 Relm Edgar Gau Mog Also, I've been following you since the day this started, and all I can say is nice work. I have no where near the dedication to do all this. Though if you want godhood, try and get dual Lightbringers on anyone who can weild them. __________________ A mystery to all but and known to a few.

01-30-2009, 11:00 AM	#335
Moogle0119 The REAL Lord of the Dance Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Narshe Caves Posts: 397	I'll second NMR's list. Despite how long this has been going on Kerensky still manages to make it funny as hell with every update. Kudos to you man. Next on the agenda should be Kefka's Tower, Dragon's Den, then kill Kefka. Don't forget to feed fish to Cid though.... __________________ One day the tides will turn One day the fields will burn One day the seas will churn The fury of our maker's hand What will you do?

01-30-2009, 03:00 PM	#336
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Does anybody know if there is an internet-based equivalent to arson? Just curious. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

01-30-2009, 09:40 AM	#333
Si Civa Nothing's gonna change my world Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,078	Tina, Celes and Relm shall be in different teams as they do the most magical damage and you should spread that in every team. Sabin, Edgar and Shadow should also be in different teams as their special skills are great for doing physical damage. Cyan does too but he is slow as hell. Locke, Setzer and Gau should too be in different teams because I said so. That leaves Cyan, Mog and Strago still free to go in any team. Because fuck you no-backstory-no-anything-characters Gogo and Umaro.

01-30-2009, 06:30 PM	#338
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	Team Sexless: Store Eunuch It Thou Team Wild Sex: Mog (whatever we named him) Umaro (whatever we named him) AHNULD You Team Sex Joke: Hefner Bitch Loli Cocke Let's leave Sarda and Silly on the ship. Sarda is too old and last time we did anything with Silly he abandoned us then destroyed the world. You WILL NOT survive the dragon's den with only 1 super powered team. You need everybody at their peak to even have a chance. I suggest we start working on their power here in Kefka's lair. GO TEAM SEX JOKE! __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school. Last edited by Lord Setheris; 01-30-2009 at 06:33 PM.

01-31-2009, 10:56 PM	#339
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Chapter 44 Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, the night of nights! No more rehearsing and nursing a part, we know every part by heart! Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, you'll hit the heights! And oh, what heights we'll hit! On with the show, this is it! ...And now a word from our sponsors. Oh, don't worry, guys. Most of you only know like 4 spells anyway, and the ones who know more are sexy spritey gods of war anyway. Except Loli. She's nothing without her magic and I think it'd be illegal for me to call her sexy anyway. ...Oh, right. What with the plot twist. Well, I dunno, you may as well make your peace with her just in case. Anyway, ahem: Tonight what heights we'll hiiiiiiiiiit.... On with the show, this is iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! And now the party is split in to 3 groups, each going along a completely different pathway. I think Loli's group is the easiest to start with, as they have Mog, who wears a relic allowing us to ignore all random encounters. ...Of course, the game decides what's random and what's not, so monsters falling out of the ceiling are apparently TOTALLY not random. I'd like to summarize how this boss works, but... ...we beat him so fast that all he had time for was a few regular attacks. One of which killed Eunuch, who still has that goddamn Cursed Shield. But that's not important at this point. What's important is that we've found another dragon! Woohoo! It's a skull dragon, and you know what everyone says about skull dragons... KILL IT WITH FIRE! What, you've never heard them say that? Well, you're obviously not listening to the right people, because that's totally what they say. And they're right. Only one dragon left in the world! Hurray for reptilian genocide! ...And then the group bumps into a pressure plate. It seems to me that Loli's team has to sit on this button until someone else can hit the one on the other side, which opens that massive set of Boss Doors (TM). And they're gonna have to sit there for a while, I'm sure. Goodbye, Molulu's Charm! I'll miss you. Character switch! And Bitch encounters nothing of interest until her team encounters an empty space with a button on the other side. Bleh. It really sucks, too, because her party is probably the most kitted-out. If only this had been more like FF8's multi-party dungeon, where you can run through with only one of them and leave the other at the door for almost the entirety. Character switch again! Store's group has a bit more of an exciting time, finding a monster stuck in a jail cell. One wonders why it didn't just break the hell out. "No, you really aren't. We beat up Ultima about a year ago." "Left here? This tower didn't even EXIST a little while ago." "Less than a year." "Umm, leave?" "It's rude of you to ignor-" "Yes, the door is wide open. You can go. We won't stop you." Ultima: "But it's okay, because I can glow in the dark now so our troubles are over." Store: "I'm sorry." Ultima: "I tarzan." And wow, that fight really made me realize how hard it is to fight bosses when not everyone in your party is GOD. Still, we should get something awesome for winning, shouldn't we? ...A save point. REAL NICE. Store: "WELLLLL NOW, this seems familiar, doesn't it?" Store: "Yeah, go ahead across. But I'm keeping the ribbon in this chest. It matches my hair." Character switch! Bitch: "Thanks, I'm sure it looks almost half as good as mine." Hmm... didn't Kefka make this tower for himself? Why the heck would he use bits of the Magitek lab? Does he have a thing for broken glass? ... Of course, the boss doors. Bitch: "Hey, Loli. How's that button going for ya?" CHARACTER SWITCH. ARGH. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the tower, Store and her party are still doing everything exciting. Puny, pathetic Gold Dragon! Prepare to face the might of Bushido! See, when Cocke attacks, he is equipped with the Lightbringer and Wing Edge, the second of which is a boomerang-type weapon, so it takes a long time to go across the screen and back. Since Cocke attacks four times, this buys time for Thou to charge his mighty Bushido! Oh, sonofa... Yeah, but sadly, none of them using the MIGHTY BUSHIDO... Well, I guess that kinda makes up for it. We can check it out later. Ooh, a mystery tablet! I love these! Somehow, I don't think he's talking about the relic we have. Alright, the buttons can finally be pressed! Bitch and co, prepare yourselves. This will undoubtedly the final showdown. But I know you've got what it takes! Show that clown what you're made of! ... Screw this, maybe that Dragon's Horn place will have a few less buttons. Before we head over there (it's just north of the Dragon's Neck Coliseum, who'd have guessed), let's check out that Crusader magicite. HOT DAMN. Okay, the 3 party thing again. Let's do this! LEEROYYYYYY JENKINNNNNS! ...Seals. Hopefully they aren't activated by buttons. That would be the greatest suck of them all. But hey, monsters! At least we won't be bored. Aww, lookit the cute widdle ice dragon! This'll be as easy as it was last time. "cracks knuckles" Oookay, 4 ice dragons stacked on top of each other. Still, the... more numerous they are, the harder they... ...fall. Should've thought that through a little further, maybe. Okay, you know what this calls for? An off-screen montage. We're gonna win this if it takes a WHOLE 'NOTHER YEAR. Gametime, of course. I wouldn't have enough patience for another year of this bullshit. Next update: Beating those cocky-ass Ice Dragons! __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 02-01-2009 at 12:04 AM.

02-01-2009, 02:52 AM	#340
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	Told ya. Dragon's Den is insane. Some of the random encounters in there will be tougher than the Warring Triad. And if you've never done the den before... let me put it simply. Kefka's Tower Dragon's Den Yeah. The den makes Kefka's place look like baby stuff. To add a final note. I'm the kind of person who memorizes things almost instantly. I could map Kefka's tower from memory, along with probably almost every other level and dungeon from nearly any other game I've ever played... But the dragon's den gave me pause. I still hate it. And always will. __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school. Last edited by Lord Setheris; 02-01-2009 at 03:07 AM.