Please don't let this be true - Page 2

TheSpacePope · 02-22-2006, 05:58 PM

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Have you ever wanted your man to help out around the house more? maybe do the dishes, laundry and dusting? After a few short days in the ExoBelt your man will be willing to do all the household chores.

And or chop you head off and leave you in the gutter.

what's with the sexy pics too, aren't they trying to discourage mastubation?

Bobbey · 02-22-2006, 06:11 PM

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Ladies - You will rest better at night, knowing for sure that your husband/boyfriend is being faithful to you. Especially on late nights out with the guys, business travel, bachelor parties and so forth. You will also have the confidence to know that your man is not masturbating to a dirty magazine or adult video.
Men - Although you will be hesitant at first, the idea of male chastity will help you see a more sexual side of your wife or girlfriend. Maybe she is not as interested in sex as much as she used to be, this will all change once she holds the keys to your ExoBelt. The increased sex drive is derived from her emotional knowing that she will have complete control of your sexuality. This should drive most any woman wild with passion. (I know it does me!)

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Have you ever wanted your man to help out around the house more? maybe do the dishes, laundry and dusting? After a few short days in the ExoBelt your man will be willing to do all the household chores.

So, this product is made by women to control men...damn, I did'nt know it would come to THIS one day!!! Holy Crap!!! Geez, I'm a woman and if I had a boyfriend, I'd never let him put an atrocity like that!!! Ever!! For Christ's sake...

ZERO. · 02-22-2006, 06:30 PM

Do you think a dude would get desperate enough to try and break it?

I mean I know it would cause some serious happy place damage but I wouldn’t put it past a dude desperate enough.

Kaelus · 02-22-2006, 07:02 PM

...that is the SICKEST thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

EVER.

Now I won't be able to sleep at night too. The creator of this is the dirtiest monster of depravity to ever walk the earth.

Ew. Ew, ew, ew, EW!

MetalPsycho · 02-22-2006, 07:10 PM

My guess? A dominatrix invention and little more.

Otherwise, it's just torture for a teenager. Parents put that on a kid, he'd kill em. I can guarantee it.

TheSpacePope · 02-22-2006, 09:17 PM

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Geez, I'm a woman and if I had a boyfriend, I'd never let him put an atrocity like that!!! Ever!! For Christ's sake...

Marry me....Quick
(that's the nicest thing I think I've ever heard.)

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Parents put that on a kid, he'd kill em. I can guarantee it.

YOU just solved the mendez case.

here is a cookie

Abyzz · 02-23-2006, 04:00 AM

I would proply kill someone in the end..... or do something realy wieard to try and masturbate through that.... I DONT KNOW IM NOT WEARING ONE LEF ME ALONE, MY BACK HURTS, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

**Satan's Onion** · 02-23-2006, 09:20 AM

While it's possible that I speak out of ignorance when I say this, I think I'd just about rather deal with a faithless man than the kind of man who would willingly padlock himself into a plastic tube. I mean, there are issues in a relationship, and then there are issues. (Um, no pun intended there. Or does the current subject have me seeing phantom innuendo?)

And am I the only one who caught the bit about how "most women would be shocked to find out how often men blah de blah" (<-not verbatim) and that? Now, perhaps I again speak from a want of knowledge, but it occurs to me that masturbatin', along with quite a few other issues to do with sexuality, has been open for discussion for quite a while now, on Prime Time and the intarwebs and just about everyplace else, as comic fodder or in serious discussion. Given all this, I personally think it takes a grade-A Pollyanna to do much more than feign shock at the idea that men generally feed the beastie called Lust much, much more often than do women.

Neodymium · 02-24-2006, 11:23 PM

Dude, if my girlfriend (or any woman, for that matter) brings one of those anywhere near me with the intent of... putting it on, the shotgun is coming out.

3" 'chastity device' vs. 20" 12-gauge cylinder bore.

MINE IS BIGGER!

That is just cruel and unusual.

BlackMageGirl! · 02-25-2006, 01:20 AM

Ah, another stupid item designed on the internet. It'll never end. XD

02-22-2006, 06:30 PM	#13
ZERO. Geek/Nerd extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my computer. Posts: 691	Do you think a dude would get desperate enough to try and break it? I mean I know it would cause some serious happy place damage but I wouldn’t put it past a dude desperate enough. __________________ p\|_\|7 \|_\|R h4\|\\|d 0\|\\| 4 H07 570\/3 Ph0R 4 \|\/\|I\|\\|\|_\|73, 4\|\\|D i7 533\|\/\|Z lIk3 4\|\\| h0\|_\|R. 5I7 \/\/I7h 4 pr377y GiRl Ph0r 4\|\\| h0\|_\|r, 4\|\\|D I7 533\|\/\|Z Lik3 4 \|\/\|i\|\\|\|_\|73. 7h47'Z r3l47i\/i7y. Albert Einstein leetified.

02-22-2006, 07:02 PM	#14
Kaelus Pushing the sky. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nobody ever types anything normal here. Posts: 243	...that is the SICKEST thing I've ever seen in my whole life. EVER. Now I won't be able to sleep at night too. The creator of this is the dirtiest monster of depravity to ever walk the earth. Ew. Ew, ew, ew, EW! __________________ New signature coming soon. >_o

02-22-2006, 07:10 PM	#15
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	My guess? A dominatrix invention and little more. Otherwise, it's just torture for a teenager. Parents put that on a kid, he'd kill em. I can guarantee it. __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care.

02-23-2006, 09:20 AM	#18
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	While it's possible that I speak out of ignorance when I say this, I think I'd just about rather deal with a faithless man than the kind of man who would willingly padlock himself into a plastic tube. I mean, there are issues in a relationship, and then there are issues. (Um, no pun intended there. Or does the current subject have me seeing phantom innuendo?) And am I the only one who caught the bit about how "most women would be shocked to find out how often men blah de blah" (<-not verbatim) and that? Now, perhaps I again speak from a want of knowledge, but it occurs to me that masturbatin', along with quite a few other issues to do with sexuality, has been open for discussion for quite a while now, on Prime Time and the intarwebs and just about everyplace else, as comic fodder or in serious discussion. Given all this, I personally think it takes a grade-A Pollyanna to do much more than feign shock at the idea that men generally feed the beastie called Lust much, much more often than do women. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

02-23-2006, 04:00 AM	#17
Abyzz Goomba Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 11	I would proply kill someone in the end..... or do something realy wieard to try and masturbate through that.... I DONT KNOW IM NOT WEARING ONE LEF ME ALONE, MY BACK HURTS, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

02-25-2006, 01:20 AM	#20
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	Ah, another stupid item designed on the internet. It'll never end. XD