Please don't let this be true

Bob The Mercenary · 02-22-2006, 01:01 PM

http://www.exobelt.com/mDefault.htm

You have to have a serious fucking problem keeping your hands away from your meat to even come close to needing one of these. I mean, that's just cruel and unusual right there.

TheSpacePope · 02-22-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Creepy chastity website

For obvious legal reasons we cannot recommend any ExoBelt product for use on the body or in any capacity as a medical device. It must be understood that some acts discussed or depicted on the ExoBelt website on in email correspondence may be medically unsafe or harmful and that the description and discussion of and such act(s) is intended as purely anecdotal or "fantasy" material. You choose to engage in any such act(s), discussed or depicted, entirely at your own risk. Due to the nature of the device, we can NOT accept returns.

OH MY GOD
that's all I got really,
that and vomit on my keyboard

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 02-22-2006, 02:26 PM

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm litterally in tears of laughter at this product. Do they really think that this will 'solve the problem'?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 02-22-2006, 04:31 PM

I dont even want to meet the person that sees this and goes.
This is how i'll solve that problem!

Fifthfiend · 02-22-2006, 04:45 PM

I can't imagine this is anything anyone chooses of their own free will to wear. Probably something crazy Mormon parents buy to force on their kids, or some such thing.

TheSpacePope · 02-22-2006, 04:48 PM

I think it's big in pensylvania

Amish country you know

hey I have an idea, let's all put on our croch repellent devices and GO BURN SOME WITCHES

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 02-22-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Probably something crazy Mormon parents buy to force on their kids, or some such thing.

Heh I know a few mormon extremist parents who would probably enforce that...

(As a person who grew up mormon [yay for inactivity!] I can safely say not every mormon family'd go for that. The extremists who have a compulsive masturbator boy would more than likely use that as a last resort...after a few dozen Bishop interviews about 'morality and cleanliness' jive talk. But for the most part the child in question would get something along the lines of the 'Son, it is perfectly natural to feel these urges. But don't let them get the better of you, you're better than that.' kinda speech. As a whole Mormons are a helluva lot more laid back than people realize them to be)

ZERO. · 02-22-2006, 05:03 PM

I would love to see the stuff this dude is smoking that gives this guy these kinds of ideas. I mean god damn that’s just nasty.

Bob The Mercenary · 02-22-2006, 05:07 PM

ROFL, click the "Why Chastity?" button and read the whole thing.

The SSB Intern · 02-22-2006, 05:53 PM

The only thing I can think of to respond to this is a bunch of confused obscenities. And I won't post that.

Unless, of course you really want me to

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EDIT:

Quote:

You will rest better at night, knowing for sure that your husband/boyfriend is being faithful to you.

Sure, she'll be able to rest. But what about me?

02-22-2006, 01:01 PM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Please don't let this be true http://www.exobelt.com/mDefault.htm You have to have a serious fucking problem keeping your hands away from your meat to even come close to needing one of these. I mean, that's just cruel and unusual right there. __________________ Bob Dole

02-22-2006, 04:45 PM	#5
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I can't imagine this is anything anyone chooses of their own free will to wear. Probably something crazy Mormon parents buy to force on their kids, or some such thing. __________________ check out my buttspresso

02-22-2006, 04:48 PM	#6
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	I think it's big in pensylvania Amish country you know hey I have an idea, let's all put on our croch repellent devices and GO BURN SOME WITCHES __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

02-22-2006, 05:03 PM	#8
ZERO. Geek/Nerd extraordinaire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my computer. Posts: 691	I would love to see the stuff this dude is smoking that gives this guy these kinds of ideas. I mean god damn that’s just nasty. __________________ p\|_\|7 \|_\|R h4\|\\|d 0\|\\| 4 H07 570\/3 Ph0R 4 \|\/\|I\|\\|\|_\|73, 4\|\\|D i7 533\|\/\|Z lIk3 4\|\\| h0\|_\|R. 5I7 \/\/I7h 4 pr377y GiRl Ph0r 4\|\\| h0\|_\|r, 4\|\\|D I7 533\|\/\|Z Lik3 4 \|\/\|i\|\\|\|_\|73. 7h47'Z r3l47i\/i7y. Albert Einstein leetified.

02-22-2006, 05:07 PM	#9
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	ROFL, click the "Why Chastity?" button and read the whole thing. __________________ Bob Dole

02-22-2006, 02:26 PM	#3
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm litterally in tears of laughter at this product. Do they really think that this will 'solve the problem'?