Sheik: A true mystery. (Zelda OoT spoilers within) - Page 3

Flare · 06-17-2005, 12:48 AM

Sheik's speed is quite good, but you have to train with him/her for sometime before being able to turn it into an advantage. Oh, by the way, please don't say "caricture." It disturbs me greatly as a writer. :fighter:

"One more thing." Can we please stop comparing the bust measurements of Sheik and Zelda? I was actually kinda hoping for this thread to be somewhat serious. ... ...Ah screw it, I don't care. :fighter:

Kikuichimonji · 06-17-2005, 01:01 AM

Hehe, boobies ^^

SSBM says Sheiks a girl, I'll go with the first-hand source, thank you very much.

Flare · 06-17-2005, 01:26 AM

See!? That's exactly what I'm talking about!!! Stop doing that!!! :fighter:

Space Tails · 06-17-2005, 01:32 AM

Maybe it's just a... temporal distortion, in which Sheik is a guy on OoT, and a girl on SSBM.

*crickets chirping*

PyrosNine · 06-17-2005, 02:29 AM

Or perhaps, it's all just a glitch in the matrix, and that Sheik is really a metaphor for Zelda's animus, in a world where a dying man lives through milk and a little boy can wear a dress and nobody really notices. You've got to free your mind, Malon, And I can show you how far the rabbit hole really goes. It kinda leads to a alternate world where we're all the same yet differently named and giants that look like they were ripped straight from popeye rule.

Man, I love caffiene.

Come to think of it, How come no one's ever asked about Link's gender? He's more genderly ambiguous (If those words don't mean what I think them to, I blame 3:19 in the morning.) than Pat from SNL. Sure, Link supposedly grows up into a guy, yet he wears stockings and has earings. And Link still has the skirt. You can call it a kilt, but it's not even plaid. Link's hair is probably really long under that hood, And his elvish ears don't help (Legolas, anyone?)

It'd explain why he's so close to Princess Zelda, yet not related, even after many generations and reincarnations.

Man I love caffiene.

Kikuichimonji · 06-17-2005, 02:43 AM

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See!? That's exactly what I'm talking about!!! Stop doing that!!!

Wha? Are you telling me boobies are bad? I'm so confused >.<

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Come to think of it, How come no one's ever asked about Link's gender? He's more genderly ambiguous (If those words don't mean what I think them to, I blame 3:19 in the morning.) than Pat from SNL. Sure, Link supposedly grows up into a guy, yet he wears stockings and has earings. And Link still has the skirt. You can call it a kilt, but it's not even plaid. Link's hair is probably really long under that hood, And his elvish ears don't help (Legolas, anyone?)

See, our society has all of these things associated with certain genders that really don't have anything to do with them. You can't apply them across societies because they don't mean the same things. If you look at the screenshots for Twilight Princess, you'll note that the green tunic covers the mail underneath. That's why it's so long - it's practical. Can you tell me he really looks feminine in the following pic?

God, I need that game.

PyrosNine · 06-17-2005, 03:04 AM

Hey, he didn't have "chainmail" before. As far as we know, in the first Zelda Link enjoyed a wafting breeze. >.< Bad thoughts! Bad Caffiene!

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God, I need that game.

Me too brother, me too. Though as odds go I"m going to buy the game 2 years from now from the preplayed bin at Gamestop, and it won't have a booklet or nothing. Stupid people for not giving me a job.

Meister · 06-17-2005, 03:06 AM

Flare, I think everything's lost at this point. Just go with the flow. :p
Besides, in a serious discussion it's pretty clear: Sheik is Zelda in disguise, thus, Sheik is a chick. I think that was the whole point of it, surprising the player by showing that badass ninja is, in fact, a woman. Kinda like Samus Aran at the end of the first Metroid game. And not only a woman, but Princess Zelda to boot. I'm totally not gonna spoilertag that Samus bit. There has to be a line somewhere.

Loyal · 06-17-2005, 06:37 AM

I always thought the "skirt" was just a really long shirt. It has a belt going around it!

If there's ANYTHING ambiguous about him, it's his Michael Jackson-nose. But that's ALL.

MasterOfMagic · 06-17-2005, 07:52 AM

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Come to think of it, How come no one's ever asked about Link's gender? He's more genderly ambiguous (If those words don't mean what I think them to, I blame 3:19 in the morning.) than Pat from SNL. Sure, Link supposedly grows up into a guy, yet he wears stockings and has earings. And Link still has the skirt. You can call it a kilt, but it's not even plaid. Link's hair is probably really long under that hood, And his elvish ears don't help (Legolas, anyone?)

He's got A BIG SWORD. And a not so big one. And a shield, and an assload of other crap he'd never be able to carry. But we'll focus on just the BIG SWORD. You don't question the gender of a man with A BIG SWORD, unless you're looking to become genderless. Its a fact.

Also, he lacks even the hint of boobies. ^^

06-17-2005, 12:48 AM	#21
Flare Knight of the Flare Moon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MD Posts: 248	Speed Sheik's speed is quite good, but you have to train with him/her for sometime before being able to turn it into an advantage. Oh, by the way, please don't say "caricture." It disturbs me greatly as a writer. :fighter: "One more thing." Can we please stop comparing the bust measurements of Sheik and Zelda? I was actually kinda hoping for this thread to be somewhat serious. ... ...Ah screw it, I don't care. :fighter: __________________ "Don't worry. I'll die before I let the enemy touch you." -Sousuke, speaking to Crimsonsage, Cheef, and Princessjo (FFXI, Garuda server)

06-17-2005, 01:26 AM	#23
Flare Knight of the Flare Moon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MD Posts: 248	*Veins Pulsing In Head* See!? That's exactly what I'm talking about!!! Stop doing that!!! :fighter: __________________ "Don't worry. I'll die before I let the enemy touch you." -Sousuke, speaking to Crimsonsage, Cheef, and Princessjo (FFXI, Garuda server)

06-17-2005, 01:32 AM	#24
Space Tails Dark Kitsune Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That way. Posts: 11	A shot in the dark. Maybe it's just a... temporal distortion, in which Sheik is a guy on OoT, and a girl on SSBM. crickets chirping __________________ :rmage: + Tails = This. Hey, I was bored, and I'm a fan of Sonic and 8-bit theater.

06-17-2005, 02:29 AM	#25
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Or perhaps, it's all just a glitch in the matrix, and that Sheik is really a metaphor for Zelda's animus, in a world where a dying man lives through milk and a little boy can wear a dress and nobody really notices. You've got to free your mind, Malon, And I can show you how far the rabbit hole really goes. It kinda leads to a alternate world where we're all the same yet differently named and giants that look like they were ripped straight from popeye rule. Man, I love caffiene. Come to think of it, How come no one's ever asked about Link's gender? He's more genderly ambiguous (If those words don't mean what I think them to, I blame 3:19 in the morning.) than Pat from SNL. Sure, Link supposedly grows up into a guy, yet he wears stockings and has earings. And Link still has the skirt. You can call it a kilt, but it's not even plaid. Link's hair is probably really long under that hood, And his elvish ears don't help (Legolas, anyone?) It'd explain why he's so close to Princess Zelda, yet not related, even after many generations and reincarnations. Man I love caffiene. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

06-17-2005, 03:06 AM	#28
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Flare, I think everything's lost at this point. Just go with the flow. :p Besides, in a serious discussion it's pretty clear: Sheik is Zelda in disguise, thus, Sheik is a chick. I think that was the whole point of it, surprising the player by showing that badass ninja is, in fact, a woman. Kinda like Samus Aran at the end of the first Metroid game. And not only a woman, but Princess Zelda to boot. I'm totally not gonna spoilertag that Samus bit. There has to be a line somewhere.