How the world will end

Morotis · 05-06-2005, 08:46 PM

How it will all go down!

I say it will involve Robots, mutant porcupines, and telephone booths...

05-06-2005, 09:03 PM

I got fifty bucks that it involves me, and a red button that says "Don't Push. Seriously."

Dynamite220 · 05-06-2005, 11:17 PM

I've got fifty bucks that says this belongs in Off Topic. Few people are problably going to be as serious about this as i'm about to be.

That being said, the world problably won't end over night. The process will be gradual. As we deforest, days will become warmer and nights will become colder. The world's population will continue to increase. Resources will become more scarce. In the end, the world will problably look like it does in Wild Arms III only without the monsters. Just a vast wasteland that doesn't support plantlife and very few people clinging to whatever water and soil they can scrounge up.

This is why i'm in favor of space travel. Environmentalists try to save our resourses, sometimes with drastic measures, but they can only delay the inevitable, and even if it could stop, when the sun changes forms, it will make the Earth too hot to live on anyway. The only way to insure our longevity as a race is to be able to up and leave when the shit hits the fan.

netrider6 · 05-06-2005, 11:21 PM

I always assumed it would include the Japanese, I don't know why.....

But seriously, with overpopulation, global warming, the ozone hole, etc. it's a race to see what will kill us first.

mxyzptlk · 05-06-2005, 11:27 PM

And now for the obligatory posting of the �nima lyrics by me, as is the custom every time one of these threads pops up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maynard

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

Krylo · 05-06-2005, 11:56 PM

Moved to off-topic.

Mortis: From now on, discussion is serious topics handled seriously.

Myst · 05-07-2005, 12:00 AM

well, since this is off topic, allow me to share my theory, complete with nonsense scientific backing. The penguins will bring about the end of the 'human era' on earth. It works like this. Penguins live in antartica. The ozone hole, is mostly over antartica. Ozone blocks radiation, which causes mutation. So penguins are getting large doses of mutation, causing them to gain super powers and become more agressive. As soon as one achieves sentience, the red penguin army will crush the human empire.
That's my take anyway.

Bailey · 05-07-2005, 05:40 AM

but what if the mutant dolphins take over first?

Kima Azure · 05-07-2005, 08:48 AM

eH. i KnOw HoW tHe WoRlD wIlL eNd.

(Stupid caps lock defect. Ah, 'tis fixed.)

The sun explodes. The end.

(It will happen.)

MasterOfMagic · 05-07-2005, 10:39 AM

I've always liked the alien invasion scenario. They come in, we offer them fish, they get offended (fish means "go screw yourself and die in a dumpster full of meat and potatoes" in their culture), they start shooting things. Obviously, we can't do anything about it, cause compared to them, we suck. They start making us into a race of slaves(Yearly mandatory anal probes. Looking for candy. Hey! Where else are you going to stash it?). Underground rebellions form, they steal weapons from aliens that were sitting on the pot (eventually, the alien soldiers have to bring the weapons with them when they go to the bathroom.), guerrilla warfare follows. Eventually, they give up, drill a hole deep into the crust, and drop a bomb into it. Along with some cerimonial piles of dung. They leave, bomb goes off, we all dead. THE END.

Yeah, that's my fav. scenario.
(just so you know, I like it mainly because of the fish. And maybe the candy, though I wish it wasn't in the nether regions.)

05-06-2005, 08:46 PM	#1
Morotis King of Canada Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Not in Canada! Posts: 85	How the world will end How it will all go down! I say it will involve Robots, mutant porcupines, and telephone booths... __________________ Don't take life so seriously, no one comes out alive anyways... -Elbert Hubbard Life is the bubbles! -The little mermaid People wonder why it's my lifes goal to become MacGyver. So I tell them, "To defeat Murdoc!"

05-06-2005, 11:17 PM	#3
Dynamite220 Covert op? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Unionville, in the state of Union, in the Unionized States of America Posts: 676	I've got fifty bucks that says this belongs in Off Topic. Few people are problably going to be as serious about this as i'm about to be. That being said, the world problably won't end over night. The process will be gradual. As we deforest, days will become warmer and nights will become colder. The world's population will continue to increase. Resources will become more scarce. In the end, the world will problably look like it does in Wild Arms III only without the monsters. Just a vast wasteland that doesn't support plantlife and very few people clinging to whatever water and soil they can scrounge up. This is why i'm in favor of space travel. Environmentalists try to save our resourses, sometimes with drastic measures, but they can only delay the inevitable, and even if it could stop, when the sun changes forms, it will make the Earth too hot to live on anyway. The only way to insure our longevity as a race is to be able to up and leave when the shit hits the fan. __________________ I've been left all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps! -Weird Al Yankovich

05-06-2005, 11:56 PM	#6
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Moved to off-topic. Mortis: From now on, discussion is serious topics handled seriously. __________________ I am very tired.

05-07-2005, 08:48 AM	#9
Kima Azure Hunting for sheep. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: I be dead! (From 11/12-??! Don't talk to me!) Posts: 925	eH. i KnOw HoW tHe WoRlD wIlL eNd. (Stupid caps lock defect. Ah, 'tis fixed.) The sun explodes. The end. (It will happen.) __________________ .skcus ti esuaceb deteled neeb sah erutangis sihT �emosewa m'I .rorriM daer t'nac uoy esuaceb ,dnatsrednu t'now elpoep uoy drah os hgual ot enorp m'I ,esac taht nI .gnorw ylbaborp si sadunasaD dnA .yrraB ton ,roislecxE si eman laer s'egaM deR ,(nairB yb) detcerroc litnU �rorriM daer UOY naC !rorrimiS .eb em tel won ,ti daeR .lanruoJ eviL

05-07-2005, 10:39 AM	#10
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	I've always liked the alien invasion scenario. They come in, we offer them fish, they get offended (fish means "go screw yourself and die in a dumpster full of meat and potatoes" in their culture), they start shooting things. Obviously, we can't do anything about it, cause compared to them, we suck. They start making us into a race of slaves(Yearly mandatory anal probes. Looking for candy. Hey! Where else are you going to stash it?). Underground rebellions form, they steal weapons from aliens that were sitting on the pot (eventually, the alien soldiers have to bring the weapons with them when they go to the bathroom.), guerrilla warfare follows. Eventually, they give up, drill a hole deep into the crust, and drop a bomb into it. Along with some cerimonial piles of dung. They leave, bomb goes off, we all dead. THE END. Yeah, that's my fav. scenario. (just so you know, I like it mainly because of the fish. And maybe the candy, though I wish it wasn't in the nether regions.) Last edited by MasterOfMagic; 05-07-2005 at 11:22 AM.

05-06-2005, 09:03 PM	#2
WanderingWombat Guest Posts: n/a	I got fifty bucks that it involves me, and a red button that says "Don't Push. Seriously."