Bathroom Poetry

Major Blood · 07-07-2005, 04:55 PM

He who sits here writing on the wall
Will roll his [CURSE WORD]shit[/CURSE WORD] up in a ball
He who read this on the wall
Will eat the [CURSE WORD]shit[/CURSE WORD] rolled in a ball.

I thought it was funny, but what bathroom stall poetry have you seen?

P.S - I have never actually been sure if swearing was allowed thats why i used the [CURSE WORD] thing.

CHICAGO�lollie · 07-07-2005, 06:50 PM

That's... odd. Yes. Usually, you'd see stuff like "HAY U DON'T NO THIS GI BUT HE SUX LOL" and "HELLO WORLD" written on the wall, but that... Yes. Right.

Your [CURSE WORD] tags didn't stop the mouse-over thread description from showing, oh ho!

CrimsonNight · 07-07-2005, 07:47 PM

"They pain the walls to cover my pen
but the craphouse poet has truck again"

-From a wall at an upscale Mexican resteraunt

***Fenris*** · 07-07-2005, 07:55 PM

I saw this written really high on the wall next to a line:

If you can piss over this line the (City name)'s Fire Department wants to have a word with you.

CrazyBen · 07-08-2005, 08:00 AM

A bit of a political poem I saw in a McDonalds:

Nero played his fiddle,
While Rome burned to the ground,
Now Clinton plays his saxaphone,
While corruption goes unbound.

A little dated, and personally, I'm a democrat, but you can tell someone spent some time thinking this up.

JimmyT · 07-08-2005, 05:42 PM

You get some high class graffiti over there. All we've got is "I woz ere 9T9"
Plus theres the toilet of sexual conquest and radical political opinions, but most of those are far far to rude to put in any public place by a sane person. Or at least someone who is attempting to appear sane.

videogamerz2000 · 07-08-2005, 05:48 PM

Best one I saw, in the guys room was:
(Above a stall)
"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."
I'll probably get banned for that one.

ElfLad · 07-08-2005, 07:31 PM

Here I sit
All broken-hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted

Hatake Kakashi · 07-09-2005, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElfLad

Here I sit
All broken-hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted

Sequel:

The second time
I took my chance
Tried to fart
But s**t my pants.

Had to throw that in.

Usually, the only poetry... non-rhyming... that I see is "For a good time, call #######" I think I caught Dante with a girl voice on one of those.... either that or it was Osterbaum. *nudge*

07-07-2005, 04:55 PM	#1
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	Bathroom Poetry He who sits here writing on the wall Will roll his [CURSE WORD]shit[/CURSE WORD] up in a ball He who read this on the wall Will eat the [CURSE WORD]shit[/CURSE WORD] rolled in a ball. I thought it was funny, but what bathroom stall poetry have you seen? P.S - I have never actually been sure if swearing was allowed thats why i used the [CURSE WORD] thing. __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

07-07-2005, 06:50 PM	#2
CHICAGO�lollie From Another World~ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 1,287	That's... odd. Yes. Usually, you'd see stuff like "HAY U DON'T NO THIS GI BUT HE SUX LOL" and "HELLO WORLD" written on the wall, but that... Yes. Right. Your [CURSE WORD] tags didn't stop the mouse-over thread description from showing, oh ho! __________________ http://birdsock.blogspot.com/

07-07-2005, 07:47 PM	#3
CrimsonNight Button Masher Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 51	"They pain the walls to cover my pen but the craphouse poet has truck again" -From a wall at an upscale Mexican resteraunt __________________ I have a webcomic! http://crimsonnight.net

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*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	I saw this written really high on the wall next to a line: If you can piss over this line the (City name)'s Fire Department wants to have a word with you. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

07-08-2005, 08:00 AM	#5
CrazyBen Aim Low Boys Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A horrible land of sunshine and farting unicorns Posts: 328	A bit of a political poem I saw in a McDonalds: Nero played his fiddle, While Rome burned to the ground, Now Clinton plays his saxaphone, While corruption goes unbound. A little dated, and personally, I'm a democrat, but you can tell someone spent some time thinking this up. __________________ Now a pround member of GASP First rule of Overused Joke Club- You don't talk about Overused Joke Club! Come visit scenic Erwinburg! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.

07-08-2005, 05:42 PM	#6
JimmyT Guy in Green Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9	You get some high class graffiti over there. All we've got is "I woz ere 9T9" Plus theres the toilet of sexual conquest and radical political opinions, but most of those are far far to rude to put in any public place by a sane person. Or at least someone who is attempting to appear sane. __________________ "Time Begins with Nu, and ends with Nu. This is the truth, this is my belief, at least for now" Delivering daily packages of nonsense, right to your doorstep! Current Title Progress Sleepy Boy Birthday Boy Guy in Green If anyone can tell what I'm parodying with my titles, I'll give em a cookie! Disclaimer - cookie is not real in any sense or fashion. Sorry if you're hungry

07-08-2005, 05:48 PM	#7
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Best one I saw, in the guys room was: (Above a stall) "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand." I'll probably get banned for that one. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

07-08-2005, 07:31 PM	#8
ElfLad She's buying the Stairway to Heaven Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 581	Here I sit All broken-hearted Tried to **** But only farted __________________ Legendary: A webcomic about RPGs.