The Presidential Ass Kicking Team!

Salookanana · 07-25-2005, 06:45 PM

Who do you think composes the PAKT? You know, the Greatest justice team EVER! Formed by US presidents to guard the constitution and kick evils ass

Abe Lincolon: Leader: Class- :rmage: . The asskingingest president EVER would be the most versitile class ever! He owns all
George Washington: 2nd in command: Class :fighter: In one battle alone he had several horses shot from under him and three bullet holes in his uniform. And he was unharmed. That makes him a fighter by default!! And that whole "Who's USA's daddy? IM USA'S DADDY!" thing
Andrew Jackson: Class :bmage: The badass "Action Jackson" is ready to kick some more Ass for the PAKT and protect the USA!

We may never know who really is on the team because its a national secret and those who expose it are shot and sent into the sun. Hell, i may be fed to rabid badgers for writing this!

mxyzptlk · 07-25-2005, 08:17 PM

I think Ashcroft would be the PAKT's arch-nemesis.

P-Sleazy · 07-25-2005, 09:20 PM

Team Leader- George Washington. :fighter: for reasons stated by Salookanana (Welcome to the forums).
Theodore Roosevelt- :thief: Made sure he was the one to profit most from americas and carribean.
Grant- :bmage: He didnt care how many loses there were as long as long as the war was won. Wants to kill anyone who got in his way with all possible means. Alot like death because he had MASSIVE losses.
Franklin Roosevelt- :wmage: He brought america out of the depression and kinda mended it all away. Kicked Germany's ass. made himself almost NON-crippled cause he could walk a bit when all doctors told him he couldnt.

Thats my team.

Salookanana · 07-26-2005, 03:14 AM

So we have:
Lincolon red mage
Washington - fighter
FDR wmage
Teddy R thief
Grant black mage
And ill change my Jackson to a :bbelt:

VS
ASHCROFT 2.0!

So some of the evil doers need to be thought up to fight alongside Ashcroft!

The ultamate fusion of evil!
JefferStalussein Hitladen! OMFG!!!1

mxyzptlk · 07-26-2005, 04:00 PM

One of Ashcroft 2.0's superpowers should be shooting webs that expand into nets out of his arms, thus detaining his foes indefinately without a trial or counsel. Febreeze would dissolve this net, naturally.

John Wilkes Booth should be a supervillian, but I can't think up offhand what the opposite of a Red Mage would be.

P-Sleazy · 07-26-2005, 04:52 PM

If you need a supervillain than I suggest any of the U.S.S.R. Leaders or maybe even Lee Harvey Oswald (if youre a conspiracy believer then the FBI or CIA).

Myst · 07-27-2005, 12:20 AM

Obviously the illuminati space alien shadow government needs to be in there.

Dj_StarChild · 07-27-2005, 09:18 AM

Philippe for America~!

Salookanana · 07-28-2005, 01:32 AM

Where do you think their Secret HQ would be? I WOULD say Mt. Rushmore but Team America World Police are using that, so we can rule it out.

I say under the Washington Memorial

And the PAKT have 2 giant robots (that we know of...) to KICK ASS FOR AMERICA!!!
Statue of Liberty (However, due to her french design, she is not used because America hates france)
Lincon Memorial Statue (With Lazer Beard and atomic hat)

P-Sleazy · 07-28-2005, 01:37 AM

If you need a secret HQ for PAKT then I'd say it should be the Great Salt Lake. Its big enough to hide 10 secret HQs and itd be easy access and hard to find in all that water.

07-25-2005, 06:45 PM	#1
Salookanana 404: title not found. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oscar's old garbage can Posts: 137	The Presidential Ass Kicking Team! Who do you think composes the PAKT? You know, the Greatest justice team EVER! Formed by US presidents to guard the constitution and kick evils ass Abe Lincolon: Leader: Class- :rmage: . The asskingingest president EVER would be the most versitile class ever! He owns all George Washington: 2nd in command: Class :fighter: In one battle alone he had several horses shot from under him and three bullet holes in his uniform. And he was unharmed. That makes him a fighter by default!! And that whole "Who's USA's daddy? IM USA'S DADDY!" thing Andrew Jackson: Class :bmage: The badass "Action Jackson" is ready to kick some more Ass for the PAKT and protect the USA! We may never know who really is on the team because its a national secret and those who expose it are shot and sent into the sun. Hell, i may be fed to rabid badgers for writing this!

07-25-2005, 08:17 PM	#2
mxyzptlk Raving lunatic Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DNE Posts: 238	I think Ashcroft would be the PAKT's arch-nemesis. __________________ When the issue is not critical to the life of the society, yet the youngest offender, the smallest offender, must get a brutal, life-ruining penalty in the same way as the hardened and wicked offender, you are unfit to be legislators and unfit to be in charge of human beings, human lives in a civilized country.

07-25-2005, 09:20 PM	#3
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	Team Leader- George Washington. :fighter: for reasons stated by Salookanana (Welcome to the forums). Theodore Roosevelt- :thief: Made sure he was the one to profit most from americas and carribean. Grant- :bmage: He didnt care how many loses there were as long as long as the war was won. Wants to kill anyone who got in his way with all possible means. Alot like death because he had MASSIVE losses. Franklin Roosevelt- :wmage: He brought america out of the depression and kinda mended it all away. Kicked Germany's ass. made himself almost NON-crippled cause he could walk a bit when all doctors told him he couldnt. Thats my team. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

07-26-2005, 04:00 PM	#5
mxyzptlk Raving lunatic Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DNE Posts: 238	One of Ashcroft 2.0's superpowers should be shooting webs that expand into nets out of his arms, thus detaining his foes indefinately without a trial or counsel. Febreeze would dissolve this net, naturally. John Wilkes Booth should be a supervillian, but I can't think up offhand what the opposite of a Red Mage would be. __________________ When the issue is not critical to the life of the society, yet the youngest offender, the smallest offender, must get a brutal, life-ruining penalty in the same way as the hardened and wicked offender, you are unfit to be legislators and unfit to be in charge of human beings, human lives in a civilized country.

07-26-2005, 04:52 PM	#6
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	If you need a supervillain than I suggest any of the U.S.S.R. Leaders or maybe even Lee Harvey Oswald (if youre a conspiracy believer then the FBI or CIA). __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

07-26-2005, 03:14 AM	#4
Salookanana 404: title not found. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oscar's old garbage can Posts: 137	So we have: Lincolon red mage Washington - fighter FDR wmage Teddy R thief Grant black mage And ill change my Jackson to a :bbelt: VS ASHCROFT 2.0! So some of the evil doers need to be thought up to fight alongside Ashcroft! The ultamate fusion of evil! JefferStalussein Hitladen! OMFG!!!1

07-27-2005, 09:18 AM	#8
Dj_StarChild Monty Mole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 791	Philippe for America~! __________________ Eat poo, guys.

07-28-2005, 01:32 AM	#9
Salookanana 404: title not found. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oscar's old garbage can Posts: 137	Where do you think their Secret HQ would be? I WOULD say Mt. Rushmore but Team America World Police are using that, so we can rule it out. I say under the Washington Memorial And the PAKT have 2 giant robots (that we know of...) to KICK ASS FOR AMERICA!!! Statue of Liberty (However, due to her french design, she is not used because America hates france) Lincon Memorial Statue (With Lazer Beard and atomic hat)

07-28-2005, 01:37 AM	#10
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	If you need a secret HQ for PAKT then I'd say it should be the Great Salt Lake. Its big enough to hide 10 secret HQs and itd be easy access and hard to find in all that water. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!