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Unread 01-08-2004, 10:53 PM   #1
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Default stupidest thing you've ever done

it's pretty simple. stupidest thing you've ever done, and maybe the consequences.

me?

I stole a flask of glycerin from the chemistry class, for shits and giggles.

3 day suspension and threatened with theft charges. got 3 f's out of 5 classes from the suspension.

your turn.

EDIT: no flaming. everyone does something stupid. so leave us alone.
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Unread 01-08-2004, 11:03 PM   #2
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Joined this forum where I constantly cross opinions with Krylo who is better at forum arguing than I am.

Other than that... Once I jumped off a two story building on a 2 dollar dare. I jumped too. It wasn't a drop or a fall... I backed up to one end, ran, gathered as much speed possible, and I leaped as high and as far as I could. I plummeted to the rocky, muddy earth and busted myself up pretty bad. Then I never successfully acquired the $2.00. Bad deal all around.
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Unread 01-08-2004, 11:29 PM   #3
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Wow...my story sucks compared to you guys'. Anyway
A couple months ago I had a bad cough. It would keep me up till like 2AM and I'd feel like crap all day from sleep deprivation. So to solve the problem I took some medicine. "Hmm...no NyQuil...eh I'll use Dayquill it can't be too differant." It kept me up all night. Not figurativly or an exaggeration. I was up ALL night! I had to go to school with no sleep, take a math test, a history test, and a physics test while I was kept up by mountain dew and the bottle of Day Quil I brought with me.
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Unread 01-08-2004, 11:47 PM   #4
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Stupidest thing I ever did....thats easy

My brother and i used to race our bikes around like any normal kids. So one day I decided that my grandfathers barn (that's right BARN) would make a great finish line...not so much a line as a wall. So we start the race, but I have to give my brother a head start or else he wont race me....fine...he goes, and...oh no, he is going to win the race! In the pure spirit of competition I ran my bike full speed, headlong in to the side of a BARN....yeah...when I woke up and crawled out from underneath my bike I was declared the winner and also stupidest person on earth. and my face hurt.

Top that one.
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Unread 01-09-2004, 12:19 AM   #5
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alright, the dumbest thing i ever did? well, in moderate self-defense i was more than a little drunk and/or (actually and) stoned so you cant really blame me. anyway, after a night of partying at a friends i decide to head on home and sleep it off there. i got twisted around and ended up lost even though i thought i was going the right way. when i pull up to what i thought was my house i wondered why all our bushes were gone and made a note to yell at my roommate for not discussing said bushes. so i walk up to the door and try my key. doesnt work. now i think that my roommate has switched locks on me so i start banging on the door (keep in mind, its about 4 am) and yelling up to what appeared to be her window to come down and let me in. after about 20 min of yelling and banging a light finally comes on upstairs. when the door opens i get another retort ready when i look at the guy and remember that i dont live with a family of asians. yeah. the guy starts yelling at me and the shock is enough to sober me up enough to realize im on the wrong freakin street and i have no idea how i got there. i think the guy caught on that i wasnt exactly thinking clearly and wrote down directions for me to get back into my neighborhood.

my friend still makes fun of me. oh, and im not allowed to drive home by myself anymore.
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Unread 01-09-2004, 12:24 AM   #6
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When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
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When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
I don't know if that's so stupid... I'd snort altoid dust for 5 bucks... but it was funny as hell.
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Unread 01-09-2004, 02:10 AM   #8
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Stupidest thing I ever did.... Lets see... considering I'm a mole man and rarely emmerge from my lair, I don't have very many interesting stories... Well, this could have ended a whole lot worse than it did but here's the story of Lycanthrope as an outdoorsman: I was at camp once and a friend of mine convinced me that we should go on a hike out of camp territory, down the face of a rather steep hill, around a mountain, and up a river embankment on the other side. Note, there was no trail. We went in at 1:30 approx. Well, after everyone in the party had nearly gotten themselves severely injured, including myself ending up clinging to either side of a rock crevace that would have probably broken something, we managed to find our way to the bottom of the mountain, where we encountered a nest of rattle snakes. After getting past that unbitten by some lucky throw of the dice, we got to the dry river bed. Problem was we were heading up river, and the rocks were slippery, and there was no good way of getting back to the trail. We managed, but by the time we got back it was 5:00, we were dead tired, scratched, sore, and pissed as hell at eachother. It continues to live on in my mind as one of the most terrifying experiances of my life. But at least I have a story.
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Unread 01-09-2004, 02:20 AM   #9
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When I was a freshmen in high school I snorted altoid dust (about three crushed altoids worth) for $5.
When I was a freshman, two juniors in my class snorted drywall. Yes, drywall.
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Unread 01-09-2004, 02:42 AM   #10
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buying FF8.
I really felt that game wasn't worth buying it. -.-;
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