NPF Avatars: The Case of the Underwater Overlord - Signup!

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Deep beneath the waves of the great Ocean spanning the entire planet that is known only as EARTH, Poseidon was having a chat on the phone with his old mate Raiden.

I’m telling you, man! She’s got the hots for me.

No, I’m pretty sure she ain’t. Trust me.

You’re just jealous.

…

Yeah, man. I’m like, totally hotter than—what was that?

Raiden, over the phone, could hear crashing and banging, and an odd watery gurgle. There was a cry of rage and pain, before the line went dead.

… hello? Possy? You still there?

Doo-doo dooo!! The Deity you have called is either unavailable, or currently fighting for his life, and cannot receive your call. Please hang up and try again.

Damn you, dial tone error! DAMN YOUUUUU!!!

As Raiden sent Dial Tone to hell, he vaguely noticed the unfurling, blue-glowing parchment that was soon to be a note that sent terror and shock into the world. Too busy at the moment raining his vengeful wrath down upon his Deity Phone, Raiden forwarded it to everybody he knew.

ATTENTION ALL CREATIONS OF THIS REALM: I, William the Overlord, hereby claim Poseidon as my hostage. In exchange for the Water and Earthquake god’s freedom, you will surrender unto me the WHOLE WORLD! If you do not give unto me the right to rule the whole of Earth by DAWN tomorrow, I will gain Poseidon’s powers and you will expect a SECOND NOAH’S ARK!

Signed, William the Underwater Overlord.

How horrible! How dastardly! How Caps-locky!
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Once again, the world is in grave danger, and the only people that can save it is the motley group known as the NPFers.
(We’re doomed.)
(What? No we’re not!)
(I’m serious! It’s a miracle none of them has blown the world up twice yet)

Sexy, swimming peacefully beyond the brink of sanity, and armed with an oddball assortment of weaponry and Smitefulness, will you be the ones to save the world from a watery grave? I EXPECT YOU WILL!

Once again, Borrowed off Toastburner who in turn borrowed it from the very Thunder God himself:

Originally Posted by Raiden

Nearly everyone here enjoys going on the boards. Talking to other people around the world and RPing characters in imaginary lands is enjoyable. Of course, we can’t do it all alive and in person. That would be impossible. Hence, we use our avatars. We go in under different identities than our own and have interaction with others.

But…have you ever wondered about your avatar? How you seem to act differently when you’re under their enigmatic protection? I don’t believe many of us actually go around and blow up random things in their everyday life, or use magic, or swing swords around. We seem to mentally change when we become our avatars. But when we log off, we become our normal selves again. What if, for some strange reason, you actually BECAME your avatar?

Also taken from TB’s brilliant signup page:

Name: Should be fairly obvious. Will likely be your screen name.
Appearance: Is your avatar just a face? Want to add in some details it doesn’t have? Here’s your chance.
Weapons/Items: What your character uses in battle. Giant sword? Tank? A dead trout? Whatever.
Special Abilities: Magic, teleknesis, alchemict tatoos on your right paw that are handy for punching holds in stuff and blowing out brains…stuff like that goes here. This includes whatever ability you can do without the help of an item or weapon. Please try not to overdo it.

***NOTE*** Oldies from the previous rps: when you signup, enough time has passed for at most TWO significant changes to your character. It can range from appearance to various new abilities or whatever. However, changes must be approved by me.
THIS OPTION IS ONLY AVALIABLE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE RPED IN THE PREVIOUS CHRISTMAS RP

[Inbred Chocobo]

Name: Inbred Chocobo, though he has been called IC
Appearance: 5'8". You have seen my sprite before, but since I am using a ninja version of him now here is the regular

Weapons/Items: Wing Edge, a giant boomerang like weapon. Can be thrown or used in melee combat.
The wand, it was the one the elf was using in the last rp. Ic grabbed it before he left. He bought a sleeve for it so he can use it without actually holding it. He hasn't quite gotten down in using it, but he can make those dark blasts that elf was using. (Note that the wand is strapped to the left arm.)
Special Abilities:
Strength and Speed: Since IC has been doing a lot of fighting and he is half Chocobo, both stats are very high.
Damage stop: Using the Wind Edge, IC can stop or disrupt any attack made on an ally. He just throws it right before it connects, either having the Wind Edge taking the blow, or just hitting the opponent. Since he has done this a lot, his skills doing this are unmatched.
Dark magic: IC is starting to try to learn how to use the wand he has. He can only cast basic evil spells, but he may learn a few while he is here.

I don't know if you will allow the whole wand thing, but I might as well give it a shot.

[Incendius]

Name: Pyros
Appearance: As in avatar, but the cloak and suit extends downards.
Weapons/Items: A bastard sword.
Special Abilities: Pyros can control and create flame. He is flame would be a more definite explanation. His body is actually composed of only flame and synthecated to be a normal body. His bastard sword is also just made out of flame. (For much more info see the A crazy new rp idea and the powers. He mostly has that, except he can create flame so he only takes some time to come back, and he has a fun loving personality. Also no armor, and instead of being stronger then average he is much faster then a normal human)

[Aerozord]

Name: Aero
Appearance: Cute little kitten, sharp pointy teeth and always wears his round shades. Around his neck is fluffy white fur. In orc form stands about 6'5, skin is black and his eyes are red. Also has small tusks
Weapons/Items: fists/claws
Special Abilities: Can transform to his larger orc like self. Body can be stronger then diamond, regeneration

[PyrosNine]

Name: PyrosNine/Asheth
Appearance: Due to law evasion currently in the guise of one of his other monikers, in this case Asheth, the goddess revered in the land of Seriyasten. Looks like this, except for having red hair.
Weapons/Items:Flips between using his cat claws, his Pyrosian Masamune, and whilst as Asheth, the golden bracelets and the living armbands. The armbands are capable of acting independantly as whips.
Special Abilities: Complete and utter mastery of fire, and various things that can be done with it, including but not neccesarily limited to: Shapeshifting, cataclysmic attacks, flame cannon, Rain & Reign of Fire, Kitty blast, and Fiery healing.

Current Placement: Hiding out in the house of his's mother's cousin's brother's uncle's, dog's walker's sister's son.

Edit:....Damn that's a horrible pic...

[Red Mage Black]

Name: RMB (for short)
Appearance: It's kinda hard to explain much of what Kratos from ToS looks like. You may as well look him up on google. But in normal form RMB wears a long black trenchcoat with a blue undershirt. He wears a black plume hat with a blue feather and long brown hair.
Weapons/Items: No matter which form he is in he always has his magic sword with him. He carries a few alchemist fires (a low grade version of liquid nitrogen).
Special Abilities: Magic, mostly elemental spells to be more specific. In his Kratos form his sword uses all the magic, from Light Spear to Demon Slash to Grave.
Light Spear: A sword thrust upward accompanied by light magic.
Demon Slash: A single slash sends a wave of energy along the ground at the enemy.
Grave: Five rocky spikes shoot up from the ground individually impaling the opponent.

Edit: Just thought I'd add a little bit more information about the spells.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

All approved so far however, Aerozord: you need at LEAST a bit more information on your appearance!

[Aerozord]

better?

[The Wizard Who Did It]

-Name: The Wizard Who Did It (Twiddy)
-Appearance: Simple. Caucasion, brown hair, blue eyes, brown cloak, white wings, has white clothing underneath. 6' 0", 160 lbs, ~8' wing span.
-Weapons/Items: Katana with alchemic upgrades, (NEW) wakizashi with status ailments and diseases runed into it.
-Special Abilities:
----Magic Strength: Very high magical ability (Doomsday spell: Nova)
----Magic Resistance: Very high magical resistance
----Fast: <----See name.
----Upgraded: Sword Skill: Can use his weapon better. Basic dual-wield ability.
----Flight: He has wings...
-Disadvantages:
----Physical Damage: Takes hits like a school-girl. Except worse.
----(NEW)Fear of the Mauve: Twiddy has a new fear of Mauve Mage that developed somewhere between Poseidon's kidnapping and his flee from her assault. In case you didn't guess, his fear and the assault are connected. As such, whenever Mauve Mage is around, he experiences a great fear and all of his attention will be focused on not gaining her ire. This of course supercedes any bosses, lords, or other harmful things in the area.

[Red Mage Black]

I've edited just a tad bit to be more specific. Does that help? I hope it does.

This may go quite a few chapters like the other rp went. Maybe longer if we play our cards right. I'm in an rp frenzy right now... don't mind me.