Most awesome thing I've ever seen

Bob The Mercenary · 09-04-2006, 11:23 PM

So I was at my stepmom's house today for a Labor Day barbeque and me and some friends were getting drunk by the pool. Walking around the pool we noticed near a crack in the cement what looked like a big pile of dirt. Upon closer inspection we saw that it was really a big pile of ants. And after watching in a drunken stuper for a while we found that it was actually two colonies of ants warring with each other. Small vs medium sized ants. I mean they were actually tearing each other's limbs, and in some cases, heads off.

So we watch for a little longer and I get the bright idea to help the little guys along. I take the bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila we had out and drop a few drops on the small side to "make them drunk so it gets rid of their inhibitions." It actually makes the fight more erratic, and the big ones still looked to have the upper hand. So I take a paper towel, light it on fire, and drop it on the big ants' side yelling "nuclear launch detected, bitches!"

By the end of the battle there were dead bodies everywhere, but the small ones emerged victorious. I'm awaiting my golden statue in the town square.

(Posting the kickass chat we had about it in wing wong)

Just wanted to make a post about this. I thought it was too awesome.

Whale Biologist · 09-04-2006, 11:34 PM

That is so messed up. Ever read the Sandkings?

Bob The Mercenary · 09-04-2006, 11:39 PM

Whoa. Nope, but now I'm interested.

Whale Biologist · 09-04-2006, 11:48 PM

Hmm, just read the link I posted. The story by George RR Martin is FAR more interesting than that.

http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/133651-ebook.htm

09-04-2006, 11:23 PM	#1
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Most awesome thing I've ever seen So I was at my stepmom's house today for a Labor Day barbeque and me and some friends were getting drunk by the pool. Walking around the pool we noticed near a crack in the cement what looked like a big pile of dirt. Upon closer inspection we saw that it was really a big pile of ants. And after watching in a drunken stuper for a while we found that it was actually two colonies of ants warring with each other. Small vs medium sized ants. I mean they were actually tearing each other's limbs, and in some cases, heads off. So we watch for a little longer and I get the bright idea to help the little guys along. I take the bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila we had out and drop a few drops on the small side to "make them drunk so it gets rid of their inhibitions." It actually makes the fight more erratic, and the big ones still looked to have the upper hand. So I take a paper towel, light it on fire, and drop it on the big ants' side yelling "nuclear launch detected, bitches!" By the end of the battle there were dead bodies everywhere, but the small ones emerged victorious. I'm awaiting my golden statue in the town square. (Posting the kickass chat we had about it in wing wong) Just wanted to make a post about this. I thought it was too awesome. __________________ Bob Dole

09-04-2006, 11:39 PM	#3
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Whoa. Nope, but now I'm interested. __________________ Bob Dole

09-04-2006, 11:34 PM	#2
Whale Biologist Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wibble Posts: 305	That is so messed up. Ever read the Sandkings?

09-04-2006, 11:48 PM	#4
Whale Biologist Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wibble Posts: 305	Hmm, just read the link I posted. The story by George RR Martin is FAR more interesting than that. http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/133651-ebook.htm