Like, 60 guys walk into a bar (freestyle comedy ensues)

One of Pwnage · 12-06-2006, 06:05 PM

You'd think one of them would have seen it! ( budum, ksh!)

p.s. are blond jokes o.k. in this forum?

Fifthfiend · 12-06-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CluelessDictator

p.s. are blond jokes o.k. in this forum?

In absence of a contrary opinion I'll say sure, but if another moderator wants to step in and say they don't want to hear it, then we'll go with that.

....That wasn't funny at all, was it?

I fail at this thread.

One of Pwnage · 12-06-2006, 06:12 PM

No, your right, it wasn't funny, sorry.

Fifthfiend · 12-06-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CluelessDictator

I got a pretty good blond joke, but I don't want to get banned for it. No profanity, no disgusting stuff, just laughs at other peoples expences. So if another mod reads this, please pm me or post if this is ok.

We've been over this, it's okay! Now post your damn joke already, joke-boy!

handofpwn · 12-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Okay, 5 guys walk into a talent agency, the one on the right goes around the side.

Azisien · 12-06-2006, 06:31 PM

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

Bwahaha! Always the best.

Now all I have left are lame science jokes and highly offensive baby killing/racial jokes...Likely inappropriate.

Fifthfiend · 12-06-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Azisien

Now all I have left are lame science jokes and highly offensive baby killing/racial jokes...Likely inappropriate.

Oh yes no dead baby jokes, please.

...Okay, except for this one.

handofpwn · 12-06-2006, 09:01 PM

a captain and his first mate are on a sub marine, the captain says "a torpedo is about to hit us, go tell a joke to the men so they die happy". the first mate walks below deck and says "i bet i can break this table with my jhonson." so he whips it out and smacks the table, just then the sub explodes. turns out, the captain and the first mate were the only two that survived. so the captain asks, "what happened" the first mate replies, "i told the men i could break the table with my jhonson". the captain said, "well you better be careful with that thing, cause the torpedo missed!"

I hope that really sexual jokes like that are okay.

I_Like_Swordchucks · 12-06-2006, 09:15 PM

Oh dear... you guys don't know what you've unleashed.

How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?: Opens the car door.

If a blonde and a brunette both jumped of a cliff, who would land first?: The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?: Gifted.

Two blonde biologists were walking in the woods and came across a set of tracks. One thought they were deer tracks, the other thought they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

What do you call a brunette on a Saturday night?: Single.

synkr0nized · 12-06-2006, 09:32 PM

Blond jokes! How ~~extremely overdone and unfunny anymore~~ original and superb!

Ok, sometimes they can be amusing.

12-06-2006, 06:05 PM	#1
One of Pwnage I am so inspired by the words below Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Msn. Talk to me, im probably bored Posts: 150	Like, 60 guys walk into a bar (freestyle comedy ensues) You'd think one of them would have seen it! ( budum, ksh!) p.s. are blond jokes o.k. in this forum? __________________ There may be no I in team But there is also no I in lose. But there is an I in win. And also in champion. "Bob Sagget!" -Bob Sagget

12-06-2006, 06:12 PM	#3
One of Pwnage I am so inspired by the words below Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Msn. Talk to me, im probably bored Posts: 150	No, your right, it wasn't funny, sorry. __________________ There may be no I in team But there is also no I in lose. But there is an I in win. And also in champion. "Bob Sagget!" -Bob Sagget Last edited by One of Pwnage; 12-30-2006 at 10:43 PM.

12-06-2006, 06:16 PM	#5
handofpwn legally sane since 1999 ^^ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: see that tall building behind you? now, see that thing that looks like a high powered rifle? well... Posts: 186	Okay, 5 guys walk into a talent agency, the one on the right goes around the side. __________________ "My advice is take it as a compliment, as long as nobody makes a grab for the family jewels."(fifthfiend) My myspace Click for cookies Deviant Art Bullet For My Valentine Aww, stop makeing fun of Messy-Poo "Nothing better than boobs." (RaiRai) Check out my friend's forum. 2% of the internet population does not have a myspace. Copy and paste this in your sig if you are part of the 98% that do.

12-06-2006, 09:01 PM	#8
handofpwn legally sane since 1999 ^^ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: see that tall building behind you? now, see that thing that looks like a high powered rifle? well... Posts: 186	a captain and his first mate are on a sub marine, the captain says "a torpedo is about to hit us, go tell a joke to the men so they die happy". the first mate walks below deck and says "i bet i can break this table with my jhonson." so he whips it out and smacks the table, just then the sub explodes. turns out, the captain and the first mate were the only two that survived. so the captain asks, "what happened" the first mate replies, "i told the men i could break the table with my jhonson". the captain said, "well you better be careful with that thing, cause the torpedo missed!" I hope that really sexual jokes like that are okay. __________________ "My advice is take it as a compliment, as long as nobody makes a grab for the family jewels."(fifthfiend) My myspace Click for cookies Deviant Art Bullet For My Valentine Aww, stop makeing fun of Messy-Poo "Nothing better than boobs." (RaiRai) Check out my friend's forum. 2% of the internet population does not have a myspace. Copy and paste this in your sig if you are part of the 98% that do.

12-06-2006, 09:32 PM	#10
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Where are the real jokes? :P Blond jokes! How ~~extremely overdone and unfunny anymore~~ original and superb! Ok, sometimes they can be amusing. __________________ Find love.

12-06-2006, 06:31 PM	#6
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! Bwahaha! Always the best. Now all I have left are lame science jokes and highly offensive baby killing/racial jokes...Likely inappropriate.