Who Will Win?

Ex. 68471 · 05-20-2007, 09:41 AM

Fenny said to start it up, so here we go.

Someone posts a hypothetical battle between two people(Real, fictional, dead, or alive, doesn't matter.) and the players(you people) then attempt to tell who would win and why. The battle can have handicaps or certain peramiters such as boxing or wrestling. The reason could be made just to be funny or dead serious, this is where you can play to the judges interests.

Here is an example fight and two example outcomes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judge

Santa Clause vs. Superman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serious Outcome

Winner: Santa Clause
Why: Anybody who is a true Superman comic reader will know that Superman has a serious weakness to magic, as well as kryptonite and red suns. And Santa is magical.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just-Cause Outcome[/QUOTE

Winner: Superman
Why: Because Superman RULES!!!

WARNING: Fenris has allowed me to start this with the caveat of IF ANY FLAMING STARTS, THIS GETS SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
That means NO FLAMING. PERIOD.

Anyway, your first bout:

Duel at high noon:
Clint Eastwood Vs. John Wayne.

Gnarlpine · 05-20-2007, 10:05 AM

Clint Eastwood
Due to the fact he was a tough guy and IMO John Wayne was a wimp compared to him.

greed · 05-20-2007, 10:20 AM

Not rating their cowboyery and badassery Clint, due to him also being a first class director. He's just got a better range.

Counting their cowboyery and badassery still Clint because The Man with No Name, High Plains Drifter, and Dirty Harry beat anything John Wayne ever played.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 05-20-2007, 03:22 PM

Clint wins, with the simple power of the quote; "Do you feel lucky PUNK?!" and "Are you gona pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

Waynes head would explode just from the words.

Ex. 68471 · 05-21-2007, 05:25 PM

I will go with Greed on this one, because I have never heard anyone use the term "cowboyery" like this.

Hawk gets second for bringing in quotes.

I can't beleive that nobody said Wayne-o for this, heck, you could have just said McClintock and you would have won, hands-down.
I mean, any move that has a cowboy spanking his wife through the busiest streets in town, plus the quotes "Ooooooh, McClintock! Really good party! Where the whiskey?" and "McClintock. Whiskey all gone. We leave now." isn't that bad.

Roy_D_Mylote · 05-21-2007, 07:32 PM

So...new one then? Okay. Cool.

Captain America vs. Booster Gold.

POS Industries · 05-21-2007, 07:41 PM

Captain America has Booster Gold beat in speed, strength, experience, cunning, morality, armament, and fashion sense.

However, Booster Gold has a robot sidekick named "Skeets". If that doesn't make him the winner, I don't know what does.

Booster Gold for the win!

ArlanKels · 05-21-2007, 08:11 PM

Also:
Captain America has strength, speed and experience, yet he is merely at the superhuman limits of the Human body.
Booster Gold not only likes to wear a spiffy gold outfit, but he also uses advanced technology that allow him to do things well beyond anything Captain America can do.

In the end Booster would win not only due to advanced technology, but also due to the fact that while he can project a forcefield AND attack with said forcefield-ish powers(Force Bolts).

If Captain America attacks with his shield IT IS GONE. That leaves him open, and only his great acrobatic skills can defend him from attack. As such upon Captain attacking Booster from a distance(Which would occur as Booster can fly, and thus can keep said distance) with the shield then Booster would have an opening wherein he can attack.

Overall if the Captain decides to hold onto his weapon then they'd have a stalemate, as both have defensive devices that are quite difficult to bypass. The super duper awesome weird shield of Captain is unbreakableish, isn't it? And Booster's forcefield can protect him from both physical and energy-based attacks.

Oh.
And Skeets.

OctoberRaven · 05-21-2007, 09:32 PM

Captain America wins, because Booster Gold is too busy fantasizing about Wonder Woman.

POS Industries · 05-21-2007, 09:36 PM

That's hardly fair. I mean, who isn't busy fantasizing about Wonder Woman? I mean, Cap comes from a reality where they have Spider-Woman, Mystique, Rogue, Black Cat, White Queen, and however the hell many other busty young ladies in revealing and/or skin tight outfits. A single Wonder Woman pales in comparison to the distractions Cap has to put up with.

05-20-2007, 10:05 AM	#2
Gnarlpine Orcy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lowton, England Posts: 65	Clint Eastwood Due to the fact he was a tough guy and IMO John Wayne was a wimp compared to him. __________________ Serve the immense power of the Imps. Already they are in Garlands Cookies! One who is more than you has no life, yet one who is less than you is a noob. 8 Bit is on Wiki. I just loaded one page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-Bit_Theater

05-21-2007, 05:25 PM	#5
Ex. 68471 Nice going, numbnuts! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Look out your window. Posts: 282	I will go with Greed on this one, because I have never heard anyone use the term "cowboyery" like this. Hawk gets second for bringing in quotes. I can't beleive that nobody said Wayne-o for this, heck, you could have just said McClintock and you would have won, hands-down. I mean, any move that has a cowboy spanking his wife through the busiest streets in town, plus the quotes "Ooooooh, McClintock! Really good party! Where the whiskey?" and "McClintock. Whiskey all gone. We leave now." isn't that bad. __________________ Experiments 68469, 68470, and 68472 were perfect successes. I am Experiment 68471, the catastrophic failure. "Hi, we're America! We built monster trucks for fun! We developed top-fuel dragsters that go from 0 to 330 miles per hour in 5 seconds 'cause, well, we were bored! Piss us off, and see what we build!"

05-21-2007, 07:32 PM	#6
Roy_D_Mylote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The sky. Posts: 1,030	So...new one then? Okay. Cool. Captain America vs. Booster Gold. __________________ I hate roleclaims.

05-21-2007, 07:41 PM	#7
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Captain America has Booster Gold beat in speed, strength, experience, cunning, morality, armament, and fashion sense. However, Booster Gold has a robot sidekick named "Skeets". If that doesn't make him the winner, I don't know what does. Booster Gold for the win! __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-21-2007, 09:32 PM	#9
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Captain America wins, because Booster Gold is too busy fantasizing about Wonder Woman. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

05-21-2007, 08:11 PM	#8
ArlanKels <-- Pickle Eater Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,244	Also: Captain America has strength, speed and experience, yet he is merely at the superhuman limits of the Human body. Booster Gold not only likes to wear a spiffy gold outfit, but he also uses advanced technology that allow him to do things well beyond anything Captain America can do. In the end Booster would win not only due to advanced technology, but also due to the fact that while he can project a forcefield AND attack with said forcefield-ish powers(Force Bolts). If Captain America attacks with his shield IT IS GONE. That leaves him open, and only his great acrobatic skills can defend him from attack. As such upon Captain attacking Booster from a distance(Which would occur as Booster can fly, and thus can keep said distance) with the shield then Booster would have an opening wherein he can attack. Overall if the Captain decides to hold onto his weapon then they'd have a stalemate, as both have defensive devices that are quite difficult to bypass. The super duper awesome weird shield of Captain is unbreakableish, isn't it? And Booster's forcefield can protect him from both physical and energy-based attacks. Oh. And Skeets.

05-21-2007, 09:36 PM	#10
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	That's hardly fair. I mean, who isn't busy fantasizing about Wonder Woman? I mean, Cap comes from a reality where they have Spider-Woman, Mystique, Rogue, Black Cat, White Queen, and however the hell many other busty young ladies in revealing and/or skin tight outfits. A single Wonder Woman pales in comparison to the distractions Cap has to put up with. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.