#895: "Reap the whirlwind, elf!"

Kurosen · 09-17-2007, 11:19 PM

I mean, really. I like Worf and Wolvie as much as the next guy, but they exist to be slapped around like ragdolls.

Preturbed · 09-17-2007, 11:21 PM

I'm still seeing Mario and a Goomba here, Mr. Clevinger.

Regulus Tera · 09-17-2007, 11:27 PM

Fuck Wolverine.

I wish I could make Dragoon my friend. That way, I could recover all the stuff that's landed on my roof through the years, including the whores.

Then again, fuck Wolverine.

Lux · 09-17-2007, 11:34 PM

It's a good thing BM doesn't seem to possess the emotional depth to be seriously depressed for any great lengths of time. If he did, he'd probably have killed himself some time ago.

(Though, considering that there are now three vengeful fiends waiting for him in hell, that probably wouldn't be a good idea anyway.)

bluestarultor · 09-17-2007, 11:39 PM

Wolvie is the most popular, but I think Beast is more fun. And Jubes has the funnest power.

Anyways, yeah. BM, pulling JSDF duty. And no time to cast Wind/Aero. But Dragoon might actually have the Orb of Air. Or maybe the Wind Orb. XD

Then again, didn't early versions of Wind reduce all targets to 1HP? You'd think he'd have used it by now and finally killed everyone. :?

POS Industries · 09-17-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurosen

I mean, really. I like Worf and Wolvie as much as the next guy, but they exist to be slapped around like ragdolls.

Oh, man, I can't even count the times they'd shown Worf spend like five minutes battling with some new alien of the week, get the shit kicked out of him, and then have Data just walk up and fling the bad guy to one side effortlessly.

But I guess that's what you get when your Klingon was raised by Russian farmers and drinks prune juice. I mean, the guy wasn't even their first choice for Chief of Security! He only got the job when they killed off Bing Crosby's daughter. Then again, I guess being one of Bing Crosby's kids is one of the best ways to learn how to take a hit...

bluestarultor · 09-17-2007, 11:59 PM

Tasha Yahr? She totally kicked booty. As in, "I'm just going to twist your arm like so - *CRACK!* - and fling you into a wall" kicking booty. I was bummed when they killed her off.

Whack Mage · 09-18-2007, 12:16 AM

I think BM has inherited Fighter's inability to be killed....how many spear-impaling's is that?

That or it's just more slapstick-tastic humor!

Flarecobra · 09-18-2007, 12:31 AM

At least 10.

Death by Stabbing · 09-18-2007, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

Fuck Wolverine.

Then again, fuck Wolverine.

That's a little harsh, man...

Wolverine isn't the problem it's people like Bendis who suck and then write him poorly

I dislike Bendis...he should pay for his travesty.

I miss the days where Wolverine pieced together his past bit by bit...the new shit is not cool with me...

Also they've been over using him recently...

Anyways

Nice comic Brian...I couldn't stop laughing at the Wolverine and Worf part

09-17-2007, 11:21 PM	#2
Preturbed betrayal! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,092	I'm still seeing Mario and a Goomba here, Mr. Clevinger. __________________ sudden but inevitable

09-17-2007, 11:34 PM	#4
Lux Vicious Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The other side of Jupiter Posts: 38	It's a good thing BM doesn't seem to possess the emotional depth to be seriously depressed for any great lengths of time. If he did, he'd probably have killed himself some time ago. (Though, considering that there are now three vengeful fiends waiting for him in hell, that probably wouldn't be a good idea anyway.) __________________ face the blackened sky

09-18-2007, 12:31 AM	#9
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	At least 10. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

09-17-2007, 11:27 PM	#3
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	Fuck Wolverine. I wish I could make Dragoon my friend. That way, I could recover all the stuff that's landed on my roof through the years, including the whores. Then again, fuck Wolverine.

09-18-2007, 12:16 AM	#8
Whack Mage Troopa Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 68	I think BM has inherited Fighter's inability to be killed....how many spear-impaling's is that? That or it's just more slapstick-tastic humor! __________________ :fighter: Ohhhhhhh, well that makes sense to me. Good ol' Black Mage, he's always trying to help people. :wmage: What are you talking about! :fighter: Black Mage is always helping people. The problem is, they never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling... or screaming... or burning.