Ultimate Tongue Twisters!

I_Like_Swordchucks · 10-31-2007, 08:55 AM

Woodchuck, Monkey Island Version

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Q: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would a woodchuck if it could chuck wood?
Q: If a woodchuck could and a woodchuck would, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Anybody else got more?

Zilla · 10-31-2007, 09:24 AM

Spiffy!

I've got a few really fun ones. And one of them might be NSFW if you say it wrong.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroniously.
Red leather, yellow leather.
black bugs' blood.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

and of course, the old standbys.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick. -etc. (I always forget how exactly the last two lines go, but they're basically the same trick).

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

She sells seashells by the seashore.

Demetrius · 10-31-2007, 09:39 AM

The big black bug bled thick black blood!

Vault Of Thrones · 10-31-2007, 04:00 PM

An imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

I love that tongue twister. Also:

Toy Boat.

It is pretty much impossible to say multiple times in a row with out saying "toy boat toy boat toy boyt toy boyt... dangit"

Lady Cygnet · 10-31-2007, 07:34 PM

I slit the sheet.
The sheet I slit.
Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

wasoe · 10-31-2007, 11:44 PM

Soldier's Shoulder

Social Welfare Reform Movement

Unique New York

Preturbed · 10-31-2007, 11:50 PM

Reputed to be the world's hardest tongue twister:

The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.

PraetorZorak · 11-01-2007, 01:08 AM

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hordes got bored?

bluestarultor · 11-01-2007, 02:19 AM

Abu 'Abd al-Rahman al-Khalil ibn Ahman ibn 'Amir ibn Tammam al Farahidi al-Zadi al Yahmadi.

Yes, that is a real name. He ironically wrote a now lost text on cryptography in 725 AD.

Zilla · 11-01-2007, 09:25 AM

^ that's also an eye-twister... How do you read that?

10-31-2007, 09:24 AM	#2
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Spiffy! I've got a few really fun ones. And one of them might be NSFW if you say it wrong. Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroniously. Red leather, yellow leather. black bugs' blood. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit. and of course, the old standbys. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick. -etc. (I always forget how exactly the last two lines go, but they're basically the same trick). Rubber baby buggy bumpers. She sells seashells by the seashore. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

10-31-2007, 09:39 AM	#3
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	The big black bug bled thick black blood! __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

10-31-2007, 04:00 PM	#4
Vault Of Thrones A Threat to the District Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: /dev/null Posts: 444	An imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie. I love that tongue twister. Also: Toy Boat. It is pretty much impossible to say multiple times in a row with out saying "toy boat toy boat toy boyt toy boyt... dangit" __________________ Twitter!

10-31-2007, 11:44 PM	#6
wasoe Ruthless Corporate Recruiter Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 106	Soldier's Shoulder Social Welfare Reform Movement Unique New York __________________ Hey, don't joke about black people. It happened to me once.

10-31-2007, 11:50 PM	#7
Preturbed betrayal! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,092	Reputed to be the world's hardest tongue twister: The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick. __________________ sudden but inevitable

10-31-2007, 07:34 PM	#5
Lady Cygnet Hasn't changed her avatar in years Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Beyond Thunderdome Posts: 1,234	I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

11-01-2007, 01:08 AM	#8
PraetorZorak Locust of the Apocalypse Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Erie, PA Posts: 339	How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hordes got bored? __________________ Evil Snickers = The Dark Chocolate :stressed: Proud member of The NuklearPower Advice Task Force. The Rise and Fall of Ronald McDonald

11-01-2007, 09:25 AM	#10
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	^ that's also an eye-twister... How do you read that? __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.